Never Tell Anyone You Bet Sports

jjgold · 02-27-17, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Definitely never tell your woman. It is the worst move a Gambler can make.

When you win she spends the money.
When you lose you are the biggest POS a-hole degenerate Gambler in the world.

Like most things and women gambling and women don't mix money and women don't mix. A woman is like a mushroom feed then shit and keep them in the dark

Thread over

pilebuck13 · 02-27-17, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Definitely never tell your woman. It is the worst move a Gambler can make.

When you win she spends the money.
When you lose you are the biggest POS a-hole degenerate Gambler in the world.

Like most things and women gambling and women don't mix money and women don't mix. A woman is like a mushroom feed then shit and keep them in the dark

Precisely my old lady knows I gamble but wins losses are never discussed. The times I have told her I won a grand or something like that she instantly asks for money to buy shit like it's free money or something...she has zero access to accounts or debit cards give her cash pay bills myself make all big purchases life much easier this way....women are the rake of life lol

Richkas · 02-27-17, 06:55 PM

I totally agree....better off telling them you sell dope

kidcudi92 · 02-27-17, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Richkas

I totally agree....better off telling them you sell dope

how so..........?

JIBBBY · 02-27-17, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

how so..........?

Agreed you typically can't lose money and usually only make it selling dope but you can go to jail for it.. Gambling you can't go to jail for it but you can and will lose your bank roll from time to time..

gauchojake · 02-27-17, 09:18 PM

Control your women, boys. This is embarrassing.

beavis13 · 02-27-17, 09:19 PM

Rather tell my girl how much i actually gamble than how much i
actually drink.

JIBBBY · 02-27-17, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Control your women, boys. This is embarrassing.

Depends how pretty and how much money she brings to the table in a relationship, hard to control younger hotties that make money.... You lose power fast if you are not the bread winner over time..

Me tinks - Find something attractive in an average looking women and run with it.. If you are the better looking person and make the money you will always have the upper hand in that relationship.. You can tell that women you gamble all day long and she will cook you dinner and wish you good luck

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bradthebloke · 02-27-17, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

It is a no nonin society

Keep it to yourself or of course message boards

jj, just tell em you take a bigger gamble on having unprotected sex with multiple women. Something tells me they wont mind so much the sports betting after that.

jjgold · 02-28-17, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

If you're a decent looking guy and take care of yourself many girls will be intrigued if you tell them you're a gambler

If you look like shit it's a double whammy to also say you gamble

All about perception

I think you need to lie though and tell your a pro

daneblazer · 02-28-17, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Control your women, boys. This is embarrassing.

Let it get out of control and you'll be watching The Bachelor and Fixer Upper like ole blazer here

clockwise1965 · 02-28-17, 07:48 AM

I met this very attractive woman in a bar several years ago. We exchanged phone numbers with the expectation of getting together in the near future.

I called her a couple days later and spent about in hour on the phone with her. Towards the end of our conversation the topic of gambling was brought up by her.

I told her that i regularly bet on sports and played poker. I never spoke to her again.

Most women know or dated some degenerate gambler.

Its always best to keep your gambling habits on the down low.

BrickJames · 02-28-17, 12:01 PM

Poker players are the coupon Clippers of the gambling world. They are always so nitty and gay. Just go over to the TwoPlusTwo forum and read for about 2 seconds and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about

gauchojake · 02-28-17, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Let it get out of control and you'll be watching The Bachelor and Fixer Upper like ole blazer here

That shit is on the DVR at the gaucho household but I run the TV in all rooms. Except when the kids want to play XBox.

funnyb25 · 02-28-17, 12:39 PM

This thread is pretty funny

JIBBBY · 02-28-17, 12:48 PM

Tell it on the mountain I say for all to hear!! Tell em you gamble it's what you do, it's all you do..

beavis13 · 02-28-17, 03:10 PM

I can still tell people I'm an SBR Pro though right coach?

MickeyMan · 02-28-17, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by beavis13

I can still tell people I'm an SBR Pro though right coach?

You won't have to tell anyone, they will already be able to tell you are a pro with the confidence that comes with it.

beavis13 · 02-28-17, 03:35 PM

And the extra bulge

TheMoneyShot · 02-28-17, 04:11 PM

I will say this though... nothing hotter than (communication) clicking with a chick... you're watching 3 games going on.... winning all 3. You're all hyped up/excited... she's mirroring your excitement.... you end up +1k for the night.... and sex is the dessert.

That's living the high life.

beavis13 · 02-28-17, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

I will say this though... nothing hotter than (communication) clicking with a chick... you're watching 3 games going on.... winning all 3. You're all hyped up/excited... she's mirroring your excitement.... you end up +1k for the night.... and sex is the dessert.

That's living the high life.

How much of the 1k does she get?

TheMoneyShot · 02-28-17, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by beavis13

How much of the 1k does she get?

Met this one chick last Fall. Had 3 college football games going on... met her at some Applebee's first time. We're having drinks.... it's around 10PM and 2 games already cashed. She's giving me this intense eye contact... I'm just playing it off. 3rd game just started... it's winning... it's now around 11:30 PM she goes... you want to come back to my place? I said sure... we're making out a little here and there... I've got one eye on the game

she starts talking about how she loves gambling.... then I'm like...

At that time... the moment is off the charts. When you drive home and say to yourself... fuk... gambling is crazy for just 1 person. Not 2 people.

Never went out with her again.

As long as you pay for the drinks/dinner. You're good. lol She never asked for $

beavis13 · 02-28-17, 04:19 PM

Haha. That's a great story MoneyShot. Then again it was an Applebee's. Prob not the cream of the crop.

klemopixx · 02-28-17, 05:24 PM

Applebee's

One time when I was a young buck I picked up a girl hitchhiking late at night, knew she was a "working" girl, anyway she asked me if I was looking for a BJ. I said I got ten bucks, she replied, "I don't do anything for less than $20". I immediately started to pull over to let her out. She himmed and hawed and said allllllriiiiight I'll do it for ten. So we pull into an apartment complex, park somewhere dark, I pull out my wallet, lo and behold I only have 8 bucks! She rolls her eyes and STILL said ok! So anyway she finishes the job and she immediately opens the passenger door and pukes on the parking lot!

Well worth the 8 bucks!