Late Night Rant Topic.....Magnum Condoms

[Casperwaits]

So I go into a late night drug store looking for some OTC Spanish Fly and a 6 pack of Papaya Flavored Monster when I notice the array of condoms on sale. After counting 16 different brands, I noticed the only brand that was barely stocked was the Magnum Condoms. I peered at the cashier who could pass for 17 if she took the Jonas Bros. T-Shirt off and I asked her if those things actually sell. She looked me up and down and matter of factly said "More than you would think". I felt the sweat bead on my forehead. Are that many men packing huge penis' these days? Should I grab a pack of them just to feel like "One of the Guys"? The cashier saw the panic in my face. She proceeded to tell me that even though she sells a lot of Magnum Condoms, the cherry flavored double pouch ribbed brand from Durex was a good seller as well. AS IF!!! Basically she has now emasculated me in thinking that I need a condom with more bells and whistles than a car manufactured by Rubix Cube to get a woman off!!! HOW DARE SHE!! As I went to grab the last box of Magnum Condoms for testing purposes, the only black guy in a 50 mile radius came in and snatched the last box. He bought them with no head sweat and with no money. Come to find out he was banging the cashier. Dejected, I grabbed my 6 pack and headed home knowing that across the country their are men having sex with hefty cinch sacks on their schlongs and I am rubbing one out with a cherry scented Sham-Wow on my cock.

[SlickFazzer]

[TPowell]

guy, I'm sure a lot of people buy Magnums just for show.... actually I know a lot of people that do

[bobbyfk]

[Iwinyourmoney]

post of the month

[ryanspeer2001]

Its all for show and in most men. Regular condoms and magnums are literally the same size in girth and the magnums are only 1.5 inches longer. Any guy that can COMPLETELY fill a standard 7.5 inch condom would no doubt need extra wide in the 9 inch magnum which it does not provide. This was self-done research.

Plus those guys buying the ones bigger than their piece they are missing out. Unrolled condom = less feeling.

That is all.

[Shortstop]

I don't use rubbers. I'm a gambler.

[BrentCrude]

A guy in Minnesota got arrested for standing near the rubber and lube section of Target,Wal Mart and K-mart where he would ogle the women buying stuff.He got his rocks off that way.I still don't know what law he broke but I'm assuming the store doesn't like that stuff going on where their sales drop off in that department.Maybe he thought that it beats picking up women in the produce department of a super market.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Casper may be losing it. Hang in there pal.

[Enforcer_23]

I don't use rubbers. I'm a gambler.

one part of life where i need not gamble

[TheLock]

Awesome post Casper

Here's my .02 on this. For the longest time I used regular condoms cause in my estimation I had pretty much an average to slightly above average joint.

But then I asked my brother one night to borrow a few of his and he handed me some Magnums. I was like "wtf?". But you know what, I always had thought that condoms were supposed to be super tight and basically cut off all the circulation in your joint but after using Magnums I was like "damn, that wasn't painful for once".

The guy who said the girth on Magnums and regulars is wrong. There is a difference.

[big joe 1212]

i love buying condoms when there is a hot clerk working!
i like to pump out my chest like im the man!

[Enforcer_23]

i love buying condoms when there is a hot clerk working!
i like to pump out my chest like im the man!

[Flyers09]

[paco]

awesome post

[SlickFazzer]

i try and make extra eye contact with the hot teller at target when buying rubbers.

[Matt Rain]

Awesome post Casper

Here's my .02 on this. For the longest time I used regular condoms cause in my estimation I had pretty much an average to slightly above average joint.

But then I asked my brother one night to borrow a few of his and he handed me some Magnums. I was like "wtf?". But you know what, I always had thought that condoms were supposed to be super tight and basically cut off all the circulation in your joint but after using Magnums I was like "damn, that wasn't painful for once".

The guy who said the girth on Magnums and regulars is wrong. There is a difference.

That is correct. I've had some regular brands that were so tight, I could keep track of my pulse simply by looking at Mini Matt.

[Matt Rain]

i try and make extra eye contact with the hot teller at target when buying rubbers.

[ryanspeer2001]

Awesome post Casper

Here's my .02 on this. For the longest time I used regular condoms cause in my estimation I had pretty much an average to slightly above average joint.

But then I asked my brother one night to borrow a few of his and he handed me some Magnums. I was like "wtf?". But you know what, I always had thought that condoms were supposed to be super tight and basically cut off all the circulation in your joint but after using Magnums I was like "damn, that wasn't painful for once".

The guy who said the girth on Magnums and regulars is wrong. There is a difference.

Thank you for making me think twice and look back. Yes I was incorrect.

Trojan regular condoms measure 1.375in x 7.5in
Trojan Magnums measure 1.5in x 8.1in

So yes there is a difference just a very very small one. I know though that Magnum XL's claim to be 30% bigger in wide and much longer so whoever is buying those must have a third leg.

[5 star bomb]

I have to use the Magnum XL's