First "If I Bet Like A Woman" Thread

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  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #1
    First "If I Bet Like A Woman" Thread
    We all know that women that bet on sports usually win because they no absolutely nothing about sports. They make their picks based on stupid crap like helmet color or who is hot. I am going to make a pick a day from a "dumb woman's" perspective.


    Cincinnati Reds vs. San Diego Padres

    Bronson Arroyo likes to play guitar for a rock band. That makes him hot even though he looks like a medicated badger. Jake Peavy looks like a bumpkin on Everclear. San Diego wears those hideous camo outfits sometimes. Both these teams played a long game yesterday so I bet by the time the home team went back to their houses, their wives were bitching and moaning about how they didn't mow the lawn or fix the garbage disposal. The Reds players probably slept better in their hotel rooms watching reruns of "Snapped" on the Oxygen Network. Even though I like the weather in San Diego, they make horrible mojitos. I had a mojito in Cinncinatti once that was devine. I am betting on ..........

    Cincinnati Reds +145
  • RogueJuror
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-08-08
    • 10010

    #2

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    • wtf
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-22-08
      • 12983

      #3
      keep your "i hate women" motif

      suits u
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        Dood you're a mess right now. I'm pullin for ya kid.
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        • Mudcat
          Restricted User
          • 07-21-05
          • 9287

          #5
          Also, my best friend's sister lives in Cincinnati so that makes it an even better bet.
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          • RogueJuror
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-08-08
            • 10010

            #6
            casper dont turn gay on us we already have rogie

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            • Casperwaits
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-25-06
              • 5042

              #7
              Originally posted by RogueJuror
              casper dont turn gay on us we already have rogie
              RJ, I am not going gay. I am just not dealing with the woman crap anymore. I got gambling and bartending to do. Had to deal with a bunch of college graduate girls last night. What a bunch of stuck up hussies. Their parents tipped like Martha Raye at the Cracker Barrel. I hate them sperm recepticles.
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              • RogueJuror
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-08-08
                • 10010

                #8
                yeah, just deal with whores that charge by the hour

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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RogueJuror
                  yeah, just deal with whores that charge by the hour
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                  • Casperwaits
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-25-06
                    • 5042

                    #10
                    This theory works for horse racing as well. Women think like horses so they have a keen understanding.
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