We all know that women that bet on sports usually win because they no absolutely nothing about sports. They make their picks based on stupid crap like helmet color or who is hot. I am going to make a pick a day from a "dumb woman's" perspective.
Cincinnati Reds vs. San Diego Padres
Bronson Arroyo likes to play guitar for a rock band. That makes him hot even though he looks like a medicated badger. Jake Peavy looks like a bumpkin on Everclear. San Diego wears those hideous camo outfits sometimes. Both these teams played a long game yesterday so I bet by the time the home team went back to their houses, their wives were bitching and moaning about how they didn't mow the lawn or fix the garbage disposal. The Reds players probably slept better in their hotel rooms watching reruns of "Snapped" on the Oxygen Network. Even though I like the weather in San Diego, they make horrible mojitos. I had a mojito in Cinncinatti once that was devine. I am betting on ..........
Cincinnati Reds +145
Cincinnati Reds vs. San Diego Padres
Bronson Arroyo likes to play guitar for a rock band. That makes him hot even though he looks like a medicated badger. Jake Peavy looks like a bumpkin on Everclear. San Diego wears those hideous camo outfits sometimes. Both these teams played a long game yesterday so I bet by the time the home team went back to their houses, their wives were bitching and moaning about how they didn't mow the lawn or fix the garbage disposal. The Reds players probably slept better in their hotel rooms watching reruns of "Snapped" on the Oxygen Network. Even though I like the weather in San Diego, they make horrible mojitos. I had a mojito in Cinncinatti once that was devine. I am betting on ..........
Cincinnati Reds +145
