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  • Notorious_Donk
    SBR MVP
    • 03-29-11
    • 2689

    #1
    Messing around with MONSTER TEASER
    Raiders +17
    Seahawks +4.5
    Steelers +3
    Packers +8.5
    Bama +6.5

    1.2 units to win 1 unit


    Got bored and started messing around with monster teamers. Didnt feel like risking a loss by adding basketball play(s) so i'll just sit tight with this one. Just a one unit play, now tell me how big of an idiot I am
  • fecgp40
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-01-11
    • 5750

    #2
    Originally posted by Notorious_Donk
    Raiders +17
    Seahawks +4.5
    Steelers +3
    Packers +8.5
    Bama +6.5

    1.2 units to win 1 unit


    Got bored and started messing around with monster teamers. Didnt feel like risking a loss by adding basketball play(s) so i'll just sit tight with this one. Just a one unit play, now tell me how big of an idiot I am
    I would tease Clemson up instead of crossing 0 and only getting 6.5 with Bama.
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      It's da manster teaser
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      • Da Manster!
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-13-07
        • 17720

        #4
        not quite chi archie...I went the other way and took the dogs and I only did a 3 teamer!......I already posted my play this week in my thread but here it is just in case you missed it...it's also a damn good possibility that both of us hit!...

        Wager type : Parlay
        #1) NFL Football
        Selection : Detroit Lions 1/7/2017 5:15PM - (PST)Spread +18½ -409 for Game

        #2) NFL Football
        Selection : New York Giants 1/8/2017 1:40PM - (PST)Spread +14½ -486 for Game

        #3) College Football
        Selection : Clemson 1/9/2017 5:30PM - (PST)Spread +15½ -304 for Game

        Risking : 1,000.00 To Win : 994.17 USD
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        • actiondan
          SBR MVP
          • 10-16-10
          • 3451

          #5
          Like Damansters better
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          • unusialsusp5
            SBR MVP
            • 04-18-10
            • 4198

            #6
            no value with PIT +3 (won't lose by 1 or 2) tease them down to a -3 with someone in a 7 pt teaser if necessary. also may as well tease ALA down to -1/2 with a 6 pt teaser instead of going to an unwise + 6 1/2. OAK will be just fine teased up to a +10 or 11. no need to get to 17. NYG nice fit at +11. leaning towards DET +14 against a not that sharp SEA team. these games can be played with regular teasers. mix and match 2 and 3 teamers. do not tease through zero no matter what.
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            • Notorious_Donk
              SBR MVP
              • 03-29-11
              • 2689

              #7
              Originally posted by Da Manster!
              not quite chi archie...I went the other way and took the dogs and I only did a 3 teamer!......I already posted my play this week in my thread but here it is just in case you missed it...it's also a damn good possibility that both of us hit!...

              Wager type : Parlay
              #1) NFL Football
              Selection : Detroit Lions 1/7/2017 5:15PM - (PST)Spread +18½ -409 for Game

              #2) NFL Football
              Selection : New York Giants 1/8/2017 1:40PM - (PST)Spread +14½ -486 for Game

              #3) College Football
              Selection : Clemson 1/9/2017 5:30PM - (PST)Spread +15½ -304 for Game

              Risking : 1,000.00 To Win : 994.17 USD
              Actually there is a good chance we both hit!

              I like Lions and Giants in your teaser but Clemson scares me. Bama has the scariest defense in the country and Saban isn't scared to stay on the gas pedal. I would not be surprised if it was a Bama 17 pt win, but I also wouldn't be surprised if they lose by 7 and I get bitten by the hook. Thats the way the cookie crumbles.... Either way, BOL manster
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              • Da Manster!
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-07
                • 17720

                #8
                thanks bro!..GL to you as well.......actually I love Clemson (+15.5)...last years championship game was epic with Alabama finally winning 40 - 35...I expect a similar type of game...Gus Malzahn, Auburn's coach, said that the QB DeShaun Watson is hands down the best player in the country (which I strongly disagree...but that is another discussion for another time) and he also said that Clemson is the only offense in Division I-A that can move the ball with success against Bama's defense...talent and depth wise, both teams are equal...skill positions, Clemson is every bit as good if not better than Bama....this game will most likely come down to the final possession again or whomever has the ball last...
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                • jds07v
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-19-09
                  • 1335

                  #9
                  seems like a lot of work for less than even money
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                  • Notorious_Donk
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-29-11
                    • 2689

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Da Manster!
                    thanks bro!..GL to you as well.......actually I love Clemson (+15.5)...last years championship game was epic with Alabama finally winning 40 - 35...I expect a similar type of game...Gus Malzahn, Auburn's coach, said that the QB DeShaun Watson is hands down the best player in the country (which I strongly disagree...but that is another discussion for another time) and he also said that Clemson is the only offense in Division I-A that can move the ball with success against Bama's defense...talent and depth wise, both teams are equal...skill positions, Clemson is every bit as good if not better than Bama....this game will most likely come down to the final possession again or whomever has the ball last...
                    As long as it's a good game Manster!

                    Best case scenario we both win
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Teasers look good until games over

                      Many think sucker plays
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                      • BigdaddyQH
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-13-09
                        • 19530

                        #12
                        There is no value with teasers period. You are giving away the farm to win the front porch. Teasers are suckers plays.
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                        • shadymcgrady
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-27-12
                          • 10036

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                          There is no value with teasers period. You are giving away the farm to win the front porch. Teasers are suckers plays.
                          That is what is preached yes bigD but some of us don't have the same discipline u exhibit and can't stay away from every game. Doesn't manster do well with these?
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                          • Da Manster!
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-13-07
                            • 17720

                            #14
                            Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                            That is what is preached yes bigD but some of us don't have the same discipline u exhibit and can't stay away from every game. Doesn't manster do well with these?
                            yes, I do..and I've got threads to prove it!...
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                            • Notorious_Donk
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-29-11
                              • 2689

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                              There is no value with teasers period. You are giving away the farm to win the front porch. Teasers are suckers plays.
                              In the past year I've had good return on my teasers. You are correct, sometimes you give away the farm to win the front porch but if you have control of your wagering that wont hurt you

                              I don't do many monster teasers so I thought I would throw it out here because I like it
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                              • Calgunner23
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-06-15
                                • 1357

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Teasers look good until games over

                                Many think sucker plays
                                I tend to stay away from teasers now, but when I was less than a year in I LOVED them. Felt "safer" to gain some type of insurance. But like you say, looks good on paper type thing.

                                If I tease, 2 team max. But those 13.5 pt football teasers are fun though
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                                • JayDr3am
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-06-14
                                  • 18260

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                  not quite chi archie...I went the other way and took the dogs and I only did a 3 teamer!......I already posted my play this week in my thread but here it is just in case you missed it...it's also a damn good possibility that both of us hit!...

                                  Wager type : Parlay
                                  #1) NFL Football
                                  Selection : Detroit Lions 1/7/2017 5:15PM - (PST)Spread +18½ -409 for Game

                                  #2) NFL Football
                                  Selection : New York Giants 1/8/2017 1:40PM - (PST)Spread +14½ -486 for Game

                                  #3) College Football
                                  Selection : Clemson 1/9/2017 5:30PM - (PST)Spread +15½ -304 for Game

                                  Risking : 1,000.00 To Win : 994.17 USD
                                  i may tail this. this is gold.
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                                  • Da Manster!
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-13-07
                                    • 17720

                                    #18
                                    ^^^...go for it, Jay!...
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                                    • Notorious_Donk
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-29-11
                                      • 2689

                                      #19
                                      Let's go Bama
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
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                                        • Notorious_Donk
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-29-11
                                          • 2689

                                          #21
                                          Snuck out this teaser with Bama on the last leg. I'm gonna make another for NFL divisional weekend
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                                          • Da Manster!
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-13-07
                                            • 17720

                                            #22
                                            good job, donk!...nice hit!...
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                                            • aston
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-05-08
                                              • 1185

                                              #23
                                              Nice win
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                                              • Notorious_Donk
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-29-11
                                                • 2689

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                good job, donk!...nice hit!...
                                                Originally posted by aston
                                                Nice win
                                                Thanks fellas. I'm not Manster but trying my best
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                                                • Notorious_Donk
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-29-11
                                                  • 2689

                                                  #25
                                                  Falcons +8
                                                  Patriots -2
                                                  Steelers +14.5
                                                  Packers +17.5

                                                  1.3 units to win 1 unit


                                                  Nice little teaser for the divisional round of NFL playoffs. I'm not a fan of the juice but again, i'm not risking a basketball play to ruin the football teaser. I like this teaser just as much as the other one in this thread.... Patriots are a lock and I believe Matty Ice, Big Ben, and A-Rod can keep their games close (although I think all of these teams win straight up). Cheers fellas
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