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If you had to pick, Megyn Kelly or Kelly Ripa?Comment -
Very tough decision.Comment -
Wonder if Kennedy (from MTV fame) steps into Kelly's role?Comment -
Fox News is confirming it now on TVComment -
Her main job at NBC will be to troll Trump?Comment -
We can only hope. Another pundit who embarrassed herself nightly during the election phase.Comment -
good. I never watch NBCComment -
bad choices..... rippa has turned her little waif body into such a little hard body that she has no feminity left in her.... and, if you've ever seen it, she has a disgusting lookin' "outty" belly button that is bigger than JJ's tiny marble/mushroom head crank.....
you might even lose your anal virginity on it, as a half inch or so of that belly button might enter your back door as you slid up across her stomach to deliver her a Cleveland Steamer.....
and kelly is a disaster.....
considering, however, that at least she's still got some 'woman parts'/features left, it'd have to be megan....
grunge fuk for sure, i'd be yellin' out shit like "pretend I'm donald trump, you f'n whore.... how do you like gettin' nailed by the pussy grabbin' KING, bitch??? Now reach back and grab some PRESIDENTIAL SACK, YOU F'N LOSER!!!!!" (and other shit like that, as I pound her face down, ass up doggy style)Comment -
Donker, my girlfriend asked me to start talking during sex but I don't know what to say.
Any advice?
Will she be pissed if I call her a whore while we are banging?
This is actually a serious question.
I banged this chick who I am friends with over the summer and I was so fuccked up and barely remember it but I remember calling her a whore mid coitus and she turned around and said with a rather stern disposition, "I'm not a whore. Don't call me a whore."Comment -
Fox forced her out
Too much of a DemComment -
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never heard of her, had no clue fox news had a cooking showComment -
She'll fit right in with the other fake news reportersComment -
let me address the actual situation, the latter, that unfolded when you actually gave callin' her a whore a shot..... DO NOT back down once she bluffs you with the "i'm not a whore" bullshit..... double down!!!! "Shut up, whore!!!!..... take my f'n kahk like a mother f'n whore!!!! take it!!!!!" [pound mercilessly for twenty straight seconds] yell out, "now tell me what you are!!!!" (usually she'll give it up, "Im a f'n whore", at that point)..... if she stays silent, "Tell me how you like to get fukked!!!!! Tell me!!!!!" (she most certinaly will give up "like a whore!!!! like a fukkin' whore" at that point...... and usually "fuk me like a whore"...... after another thirty seconds of makin' that pussy your bitch, if you want, give her one more "NOW F'N TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A WHORE!!!!" (AND IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING YOUR SHIT, ADD: "YOU FUKKIN' WHORE!!!!" on to the end of it..... if she still hasn't given you "i'm a f'n whore", roll her over missionary and prepare to lay one on her as you grab a handful of hair on the back of her head, and whisper intesnely, "kiss me, you f'n whore!!!!" and make out passionately with her for a bit, sit up, pound her from that position and grab her arms, force her to grab her own
, and generally repeat all the aforementioned steps until she gives in.....
now, for the original "serious" question (and this is not to imply that the advice above was not "serious advice" -- it was serious as a heart attack).... To continue, this whore calling business is not something you throw down without a good bit of understanding of your girl. A girl who wants that label will ALMOST ALWAYS drop that hint to you before you have to just "take a blind shot" and dump the whore lable on her.....
as she trusts you and your game, you'll probably hear an "I love it when you fuk me like a whore" comment, either during sex or during pillow talk afterward..... BINGO.... THAT'S YOUR KEY....
if during pillow talk, store it away for future use.... (ie, don't immediately get round two started up and start droppin' whore-bombs on her, as you'll look like a f'n rookie.....) save it for about 2-3 sessions later, preferably the next time she drinks a bit, takes drugs, or whatever the fuk kinks her out.... then bring it back up......
if during sex, when she drops the hint, "parrot" her comments initially, "I know you love takin' it like a f'n whore.... D0n't you....." maybe toss in, "you act like such a nice girl, but tell me what you really are?"
no answer, walk it back a step, with "tell me how you liked to get fukked...." etc.....
the only ho I would "walk the plank" on with a blind "ho statement" would be a bitch that I really didn't like and was grunge fukkin', or some skanky one night stand and I was a bit bored and wanted to "jazz up" the action a bit, for better or worse.....
some women, you just don't ever go there.... experience will tell you those.... if they never hint at it and you haven't unleashed their inner kink, or have, and it's just not seemingly on the horizon, don't use the tactic, unless you're wanting to end things.... if she's not wanting to get fukked like a whore and chat it up during sex, and you drop it on her, she'll never look at you the same and think you have deep-seeded madonna-whore mommy issues, and dump you as soon as she finds someone else better/more gold/whatever....
hope this helps.....Comment -
Yeah the other girl was a real grunge penetrate. One my girl never lets me live down cuz she works with her and she casually brought it up.let me address the actual situation, the latter, that unfolded when you actually gave callin' her a whore a shot..... DO NOT back down once she bluffs you with the "i'm not a whore" bullshit..... double down!!!! "Shut up, whore!!!!..... take my f'n kahk like a mother f'n whore!!!! take it!!!!!" [pound mercilessly for twenty straight seconds] yell out, "now tell me what you are!!!!" (usually she'll give it up, "Im a f'n whore", at that point..... if she stays silent, "Tell me how you like to get fukked!!!!! Tell me!!!!!" (she most certinaly will give up "like a whore!!!! like a fukkin' whore" at that point...... and usually "fuk me like a whore"...... after another thirty seconds of makin' that pussy your bitch, if you want, give her one more "NOW F'N TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A WHORE!!!!" (AND IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING YOUR SHIT, ADD: "YOU FUKKIN' WHORE!!!!" on to the end of it..... if she still hasn't given you "i'm a f'n whore", roll her over missionary and prepare to lay one on her as you grab a handful of hair on the back of her head, and whisper intesnely, "kiss me, you f'n whore!!!!" and make out passionately with her for a bit, sit up, pound her from that position and grab her arms, force her to grab her own, and generally repeat all the aforementioned steps until she gives in.....
now, for the original "serious" question (and this is not to imply that the advice above was not "serious advice" -- it was serious as a heart attack.... To continue, this whore calling business is not something you throw down without a good bit of understanding of your girl. A girl who wants that label will ALMOST ALWAYS drop that hint to you before you have to just "take a blind shot" and dump the whore lable on her.....
as she trusts you and your game, you'll probably hear an "I love it when you fuk me like a whore" comment, either during sex or during pillow talk afterward..... BINGO.... THAT'S YOUR KEY....
if during pillow talk, store it away for future use.... (ie, don't immediately get round two started up and start droppin' whore-bombs on her.....) save it for about 2-3 sessions later, preferably the next time she drinks a bit, takes drugs, or whatever the fuk kinks her out.... then bring it back up......
if during sex, when she drops the hint, "parrot" her comments initially, "I know you love takin' it like a f'n whore.... D0n't you....." maybe toss in, "you act like such a nice girl, but tell me what you really are?"
no answer, walk it back a step, with "tell me how you liked to get fukked...." etc.....
the only ho I would "walk the plank" on with a blind "ho statement" would be a bitch that I really didn't like and was grunge fukkin', or some skanky one night stand and I was a bit bored and wanted to "jazz up" the action a bit, for better or worse.....
hope this helps.....
Other girl is like 4'10 lol. She is so small. Now I kind of have to avoid her when I am at my girls place of work on account of the whole "you banged her" thing.
I will take this advice to heart. I'm really not sure how she would react. She's a bit of a feminist but also rather wild in bed.
I think I will give it a shot. We are in deep enough that it wont be a deal breaker.
Maybe whore is the wrong word to use. Perhaps a less offensive slur.Comment -
That's great advice for everyonelet me address the actual situation, the latter, that unfolded when you actually gave callin' her a whore a shot..... DO NOT back down once she bluffs you with the "i'm not a whore" bullshit..... double down!!!! "Shut up, whore!!!!..... take my f'n kahk like a mother f'n whore!!!! take it!!!!!" [pound mercilessly for twenty straight seconds] yell out, "now tell me what you are!!!!" (usually she'll give it up, "Im a f'n whore", at that point)..... if she stays silent, "Tell me how you like to get fukked!!!!! Tell me!!!!!" (she most certinaly will give up "like a whore!!!! like a fukkin' whore" at that point...... and usually "fuk me like a whore"...... after another thirty seconds of makin' that pussy your bitch, if you want, give her one more "NOW F'N TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A WHORE!!!!" (AND IF YOU'RE REALLY FEELING YOUR SHIT, ADD: "YOU FUKKIN' WHORE!!!!" on to the end of it..... if she still hasn't given you "i'm a f'n whore", roll her over missionary and prepare to lay one on her as you grab a handful of hair on the back of her head, and whisper intesnely, "kiss me, you f'n whore!!!!" and make out passionately with her for a bit, sit up, pound her from that position and grab her arms, force her to grab her own, and generally repeat all the aforementioned steps until she gives in.....
now, for the original "serious" question (and this is not to imply that the advice above was not "serious advice" -- it was serious as a heart attack).... To continue, this whore calling business is not something you throw down without a good bit of understanding of your girl. A girl who wants that label will ALMOST ALWAYS drop that hint to you before you have to just "take a blind shot" and dump the whore lable on her.....
as she trusts you and your game, you'll probably hear an "I love it when you fuk me like a whore" comment, either during sex or during pillow talk afterward..... BINGO.... THAT'S YOUR KEY....
if during pillow talk, store it away for future use.... (ie, don't immediately get round two started up and start droppin' whore-bombs on her, as you'll look like a f'n rookie.....) save it for about 2-3 sessions later, preferably the next time she drinks a bit, takes drugs, or whatever the fuk kinks her out.... then bring it back up......
if during sex, when she drops the hint, "parrot" her comments initially, "I know you love takin' it like a f'n whore.... D0n't you....." maybe toss in, "you act like such a nice girl, but tell me what you really are?"
no answer, walk it back a step, with "tell me how you liked to get fukked...." etc.....
the only ho I would "walk the plank" on with a blind "ho statement" would be a bitch that I really didn't like and was grunge fukkin', or some skanky one night stand and I was a bit bored and wanted to "jazz up" the action a bit, for better or worse.....
some women, you just don't ever go there.... experience will tell you those.... if they never hint at it and you haven't unleashed their inner kink, or have, and it's just not seemingly on the horizon, don't use the tactic, unless you're wanting to end things.... if she's not wanting to get fukked like a whore and chat it up during sex, and you drop it on her, she'll never look at you the same and think you have deep-seeded madonna-whore mommy issues, and dump you as soon as she finds someone else better/more gold/whatever....
hope this helps.....Comment -
really, there's not much out there that's not akin to drinkin' light beer instead of the real thing.....
"slut"???? psst... please (key Ozzie Guillen soundtrack).... she already knows she's a slut..... It's pretty much "whore" or nothing.....
drop "kun t" on her and it goes in a whole different, fukked up direction, having nothing to do about sexual depravity and rape fantasies/prostitute fantisies, it just starts an all out f'n war..... never a good term to use in sex unless you want to risk her goin' straight up john bobbit on you the second you doze off/pass out....
whore's the only word I can think of off-hand that fits the bill..... you'd both fall out of bed laffin if "prostitute" rolled off of either of your tongues..... same with "hooker"..... it's pretty much "whore" or bust.... with all my under 5'2" babes, it was always "dirty little whore" for those that were into it.....
one really loved the idea of being an actual whore for a night.... came the hardest during sessions that got raunch with me barking out shit like " you wanna ride dick for money, don't you...." "suck fukkin' strangers rooster for a twenty in an alley".... just all sorts of random shit about gang banged for money, etc.... her mind was racing with the visuals, as she happily professed later over drinks....Comment -
Niiiiice. I thought I was dreaming as I vaguely heard this when I was sleeping. Just plug in Sandra Smith. She does a good job when she is filling in.Comment -
Good for her. Her time was up at Fox News. Fell out of favor with the right wing crowd.Comment -
"You you like my cawk, prostitute? Do you like the way my cawk is banging your filthy hooker kunt hole?"
Try that Mo.Comment -
Ripa is scary tiny. I met her in person years ago, and she looks like a middle school kid. Probably even worse now. I'm not touching Megyn though, unless she promises not to talk.Comment
