Is Youkilis the dumbest player ever?

[pavyracer]

He signs a 4 year $40 million contract and then gets married to a felon that shoplifted from Bloomingdale's and charged with larceny as a teenager.

I hope he signed a prenumpt the dumb ****.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Pavy calling someone stupid and writing "prenumpt" at the same time is an all time classic.

[Madetowin]

Wow yeah he is basically what we call " screwed"

[BatemanPatrickl]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/11/25/Kevin-Youkilis-1__1227628547_3865.jpg

[Casperwaits]

Pavy, I am guessing she is great in the sack. It could have been worse, she could have been charged for shoplifting from Target.

[pavyracer]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/O...28547_3865.jpg

Thanks for the picture. If he wasn't a heck of a baseball player with money this could have been the front page of "How to marry a dufus rich kid" magazine.

[TobiasFunke]

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/3d22167ba7_youk_1231.jpg

I'd take my chances...

[Smith]

Take it easy guys, you and i both know that women are women and we are NOT responsible or judged based on their wrong doings! YYYOOOUUUKKKK........ur still the man! If shes in jail, its not considered cheating!

[pavyracer]

I'm not arguing if she's hot. She's a stunner. It looks though she's there for the $40 million in his contract.

[james4512]

what do you expect youk isnt the best looking man alive lets be honest, and with the amount of dip he does hes not gunna have teeth in 5 years

[Smith]

1st of all, to let it be known, I am a huge RedSox fan! But i know for a fact that we are not known for producing the smartest baseball players. I mean, J. Damon may be the dumbest person in the MLB, Manny being Manny is another form of saying "Shut up, he is absoultely as dumb as they come, and he will not be held accountable for his actions". May or may not be true, but J. Paplebon says that the world series ball was eating off the kitchen counter by his dog.....which i think is an English Bulldog. Who knows any english bulldogs jumping up to the kitchen counter. But we love them all and always will!

[Shark79]

SMITH .... you just made my day !!

[pavyracer]

Love the Paplebon joke.

[ProfaneReality]

1st of all, to let it be known, I am a huge RedSox fan! But i know for a fact that we are not known for producing the smartest baseball players. I mean, J. Damon may be the dumbest person in the MLB, Manny being Manny is another form of saying "Shut up, he is absoultely as dumb as they come, and he will not be held accountable for his actions". May or may not be true, but J. Paplebon says that the world series ball was eating off the kitchen counter by his dog.....which i think is an English Bulldog. Who knows any english bulldogs jumping up to the kitchen counter. But we love them all and always will!

Boston didn't produce Manny, Damon, Ortiz, etc etc.. they outbid small market teams who drafted them and "produced" them.. in fact just about every player worth a damn on that team started in another organization.

[Chi_archie]

a 20 year old top pirate prospect this year, was shocked to find out his 40-somthing year old wife...was a kidnapper!!!!!!

she's been arrested multiple times prior to this spring's kidnapping

[Casperwaits]

Boston didn't produce Manny, Damon, Ortiz, etc etc.. they outbid small market teams who drafted them and "produced" them.. in fact just about every player worth a damn on that team started in another organization.

Were you born this dumb or did you not think about what you wrote? Ortiz came to the Red Sox not because other teams were "outbid" but because nobody else wanted him. Now for your other statement...Lester, Papelbon, Pedroia, Bucholz, Masterson,Ellsbury, Delcarmen. Jeesh, those guys are useless huh? I bet your favorite baseball team wouldn't want those guys huh? Dumb ass.