What Do You Do For Halloween?

[Seaweed]

Give out Candy?

Decorate?

Dress up?

Turn off lights?

Watch games and lock doors?

Party?

This is the first year i am not doing halloween.

It's not what it used to be

[GUMMO77]

Our cul-de-sac has a lot of kids in it, so we give out candy. The wife puts the dog in some costume it hates and answers the door.

[GUMMO77]

Weeder, do you give out candy or does some piece of paper forbid you from doing that?

[Seaweed]

Our cul-de-sac has a lot of kids in it, so we give out candy. The wife puts the dog in some costume it hates and answers the door.

We use to have lots of kids in the neighbourhood 20 years ago

Every year has gotten smaller for these reasons:

a) People are having less kids
b) Parents are lazier to take their kids out
c) Kids are busy playing video games
d) Parents have less money to spend on costumes.
e) Liberals

Gummo, This year i might just sleep and turn off lights

[unde0087]

Hand out candy and watch mnf

[GUMMO77]

We use to have lots of kids in the neighbourhood 20 years ago

Every year has gotten smaller for these reasons:

a) People are having less kids
b) Parents are lazier to take their kids out
c) Kids are busy playing video games
d) Parents have less money to spend on costumes.
e) Liberals

Gummo, This year i might just sleep and turn off lights

Our neighborhood is part of a website called Next-door. It's a place where neighbors report crimes, sell dumb shit, and ask people to help find there lost pets. Anyway, you have to sign up ahead of time if you are open to trick-or-treaters and house GUMMO is open to giving out free top-of-the-line candy to the little ones.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Scare the shit out of trick-or-treaters.

If 3 or less trick-or-treaters do not fall down while running away from the house it was an unsuccessful Halloween.

It's usually around 4-6. Parents count as +2 points though.

[trillz]

Scare the shit out of trick-or-treaters.

If 3 or less trick-or-treaters do not fall down while running away from the house it was an unsuccessful Halloween.

It's usually around 4-6. Parents count as +2 points though.

Haha nice. Guy down the street from me has been scaring the shit out of people for years. Sits in his chair and people think it's a decoration. Priceless

[jjgold]

Nothing but candy and give to chicks

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Haha nice. Guy down the street from me has been scaring the shit out of people for years. Sits in his chair and people think it's a decoration. Priceless

That's how it's done.

I have about 4-5 dummy people/monsters/etc (all fake) and we usually have 2-5 real people.

Kids don't know which ones are real and which ones are fake.

One day this will happen to me and it will be all my fault.

[Seaweed]

Nothing but candy and give to chicks

Chicks?

Theyre kids..

[stevek173]

I like to get trashed, dress up as a diesel tranny nun and pick fights

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Chicks?

Theyre kids..

Not all of them.

Slutty Moms come around too.

[flyingillini]

I'm in Cambodia this Halloween , going to the Casino and shoot craps all night and lose a lot of money.

[Auto Donk]

[PorkChop]

Continue to be an adult, no different than any other of the 365 days of the year. Full sports card, brain on money.

Let the men eat and the children play.

[Auto Donk]

as for what I actually "do" on Halloween, it usually winds up being something like this, brought home by the wife and I from the local Halloween Swinger's Ball for some three-way fun....

[rkelly110]

Egg and toilet paper every house with a Trump sign out.

[Sam Odom]

Nothing but candy and give to chicks

jj , 3 yrs ago you dressed up as the Grim Reaper


scary as fuk ... that video really caused a ruckus!!

[IlluminatedOne]

What happened to the marriage weeder, did he call it off?

[Auto Donk]

What happened to the marriage weeder, did he call it off?

weeder's man caught him cheating with waves....

nasty ending.....

the photographic evidence that got weeder kicked to the curb:

[jjgold]

very few ring door bells anymore but poor kids that go to the better neighborhoods

[Auto Donk]

very few ring door bells anymore but poor kids that go to the better neighborhoods

For this very reason, I keep two bowls of candy....

one full of snickers, reeses's, almond joys, three musketeers, butterfingers, etc., and one full of that cheap-ass hard candy, lame suckers, and crappy bubble gum.....

all the local kids get the good bowl, and all the thugs imported from the 3rd Ward and any lame ass teenagers get the shitty bowl.....

[itchypickle]

as for what I actually "do" on Halloween, it usually winds up being something like this, brought home by the wife and I from the local Halloween Swinger's Ball for some three-way fun....

So we'lol see you at the Ritz Ultra this weekend? Beers on me Donker

[Auto Donk]

So we'lol see you at the Ritz Ultra this weekend? Beers on me Donker

haha... man, I haven't hit that place for a desirous party halloween bash (not even sure if they're [DP] still doin' it) since six-seven years ago....

last time I was there it got way outta control (wasn't with my wife).... wound up in a seating area in the n.e. corner of the club, upstairs, with a bunch of black couples.... next thing I knew those hos were beggin my little girl to ride.... she'd only let em blow me (we were dating)....

first time I had multiple black chicks blowing me simultaneously since spring break in '85 down on the richmond strip, when some hos from dallas blew my cousin and I (one on him, two on me).... wasn't like they were that into us, it's that they wanted to rifle through our pockets while our pants were around our f'n ankles .... (still remember the place, "cooters"... lol...) I was too smart for that shit, and we threw our wallets in my trunk as we pulled around to that old army depot across the street to let em get busy.....

but my dumbass cousin left a tricolor gold necklace his gf back in Fla got him, and this huge 44 h tittied black ho took it off of him while he was suckin' her giant .....

back on the subject, used to always do encounters halloween parties, last several have been at TMZ, just due to proximity and having a lot of my old harem up there.....

[Smoke]

haha... man, I haven't hit that place for a desirous party halloween bash (not even sure if they're [DP] still doin' it) since six-seven years ago....

last time I was there it got way outta control (wasn't with my wife).... wound up in a seating area in the n.e. corner of the club, upstairs, with a bunch of black couples.... next thing I knew those hos were beggin my little girl to ride.... she'd only let em blow me (we were dating)....

first time I had multiple black chicks blowing me simultaneously since spring break in '85 down on the richmond strip, when some hos from dallas blew my cousin and I (one on him, two on me).... wasn't like they were that into us, it's that they wanted to rifle through our pockets while our pants were around our f'n ankles .... (still remember the place, "cooters"... lol...) I was too smart for that shit, and we threw our wallets in my trunk as we pulled around to that old army depot across the street to let em get busy.....

but my dumbass cousin left a tricolor gold necklace his gf back in Fla got him, and this huge 44 h tittied black ho took it off of him while he was suckin' her giant .....

back on the subject, used to always do encounters halloween parties, last several have been at TMZ, just due to proximity and having a lot of my old harem up there.....

[itchypickle]

haha... man, I haven't hit that place for a desirous party halloween bash (not even sure if they're [DP] still doin' it) since six-seven years ago....

last time I was there it got way outta control (wasn't with my wife).... wound up in a seating area in the n.e. corner of the club, upstairs, with a bunch of black couples.... next thing I knew those hos were beggin my little girl to ride.... she'd only let em blow me (we were dating)....

first time I had multiple black chicks blowing me simultaneously since spring break in '85 down on the richmond strip, when some hos from dallas blew my cousin and I (one on him, two on me).... wasn't like they were that into us, it's that they wanted to rifle through our pockets while our pants were around our f'n ankles .... (still remember the place, "cooters"... lol...) I was too smart for that shit, and we threw our wallets in my trunk as we pulled around to that old army depot across the street to let em get busy.....

but my dumbass cousin left a tricolor gold necklace his gf back in Fla got him, and this huge 44 h tittied black ho took it off of him while he was suckin' her giant .....

back on the subject, used to always do encounters halloween parties, last several have been at TMZ, just due to proximity and having a lot of my old harem up there.....

Now that's a good time!

I plan on doing the kid Halloween stuff in the neighborhood early then head up on 105 for couple beers at either dive of Shenanigans or the deck on the lake at Wolfies. Getting old I can't hang anymore man.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I live downtown so there are no children.

Going to give out candy at GF's parent's house while drinking Laphroaig

[Auto Donk]

Now that's a good time!

I plan on doing the kid Halloween stuff in the neighborhood early then head up on 105 for couple beers at either dive of Shenanigans or the deck on the lake at Wolfies. Getting old I can't hang anymore man.

a buddy of mine has a lake house up on conroe, my cousin stayed there for a couple of month's after he separated from his wife pre-divorce.... he pulled some nasty hos outta that place (shenanigan's).... usually dumped em' shortly after the words "meth" came outta their mouths... been to that wolfie's a few times myself, and the place that is open air right on the lake.... name escapes me right now....

[Seaweed]

What's the most popular costume this year?

[Seaweed]

What happened to the marriage weeder, did he call it off?

No

Still marrying the woman of my dreams

[itchypickle]

a buddy of mine has a lake house up on conroe, my cousin stayed there for a couple of month's after he separated from his wife pre-divorce.... he pulled some nasty hos outta that place (shenanigan's).... usually dumped em' shortly after the words "meth" came outta their mouths... been to that wolfie's a few times myself, and the place that is open air right on the lake.... name escapes me right now....

We're in Walden on lake conroe. Off 105 and Yep Shenanigans is affectionately called SheNasty but it's good for a quick drink if friends are on this side. You talking about Sams Boat just up from Wolfie's?

[astro61200]

as for what I actually "do" on Halloween, it usually winds up being something like this, brought home by the wife and I from the local Halloween Swinger's Ball for some three-way fun....

I used to love Halloween, would have parties a few years ago with my roommates. Would bang one chick during the middle of the party and then another afterward. Literally 5 years in a row this is how it played out.

Now I have kids. So I guess I'll be watching MNF, drinking, and maybe give out candy (probably not)

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What's the most popular costume this year?

1. Action/Superhero
2. Princess
3. Animal (Cat, Dog, Lion, Monkey, etc.)
4. Batman Character
5. Star Wars Character
6. Tie: Witch AND DC Superhero (excl. Batman)
7. Frozen Character (Anna, Elsa, Olaf)
8. Marvel Superhero (excl. Spiderman)
9. Zombie
10. Spiderman

[jjgold]

I dressed up until about 40

Loved going tricker treating with HS Kids and getting free candy

Nobody knows how old you are when you dress up with mask