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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #666
    Originally posted by Bostongambler
    Sweet lips u rule!!!
    don't forget his flaxen throat.....

    this aisi-ho will have to stick a few fingers past his gag reflex just to get ol Sweet Lips
    Corbin hard....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-18-16, 07:44 AM.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #667
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Ready I'm a professional gambler in Vegas I am clean-cut and very very conservative.
      translation: "I have a tiny dick and witty bitty balls to match"



      maybe it was the five or six lines he did before going on this video rant that made it retract even further, like a scared turtle.....

      the buldge on his left hip is bigger than his package....

      the second photo where he grabs it is the best...... takes real talent to hold a marble between your thumb and index finger while raging like that.... hell, it takes real talent to even find it when it's that miniscule.....
      Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-18-16, 07:37 AM.
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      • Bostongambler
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-01-08
        • 35581

        #668
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        translation: "I have a tiny dick and witty bitty balls to match"



        maybe it was the five or six lines he did before going on this video rant that made it retract even further, like a scared turtle.....

        the buldge on his left hip is bigger than his package
        This picture is very troublesome on so many levels.

        Level 3?
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #669
          Originally posted by Smoke
          Will there be a bulge showing in crotch area?
          a spooked turtle hiding in its shell, might poke its head out is she talks dirty to him.....

          but if he's high on blow, his inhibitions will be lowered and he'll still put his hands on his hips and thrust them forward like he's doing in photo no. 4 here:



          if she goes cosby on him and slips two mollies in his tea, he'll get even more inhibited and drop trow.....

          jj, be warned, X / mollies give you even more shrinkage.... (if that's even possible in your case)

          so, to sum up, she'll have the bigger buldge
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          • hawkwind
            SBR MVP
            • 04-25-11
            • 4057

            #670
            Originally posted by stealthyburrito


            If this is about relaxing our sphincter's, then no dice.
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #671
              Originally posted by Bostongambler
              This picture is very troublesome on so many levels.

              Level 3?
              more like level .73"
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #672
                I can't quit laffing at photo 2 of the 4; he's angry and telling the viewing audience to "suck his dick".....

                yet he's grabbing a mini-sized marble.....

                oh yes, jj, threaten to jam that down our throats..... wait, it can't make it past most sbr posters' front teeth, much less into our mouths and down our throats......

                tt warrior's eyeliner stands no chance of running down his cheeks in that encounter......
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                • grease lightnin
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-01-12
                  • 16015

                  #673
                  Damn. Jj you need to slap your jimmy around a bit a post a redemption pic, donker is going no holds barred here.
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #674
                    no chance her face comes out of the non-throating encounter looking like these little honeys':
                    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-18-16, 09:11 AM.
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #675
                      Originally posted by grease lightnin
                      Damn. Jj you need to slap your jimmy around a bit a post a redemption pic, donker is going no holds barred here.
                      slappin' it around?

                      careful, with something that small and fragile, he might knock it clean off...... like an annoying "skin tag"...

                      -157 she's got more length on her clit than he does on his schshort (opposite of "schlong")......

                      they'll be like to horny lesbians rubbin' boxes together..... maybe waves can loan them his head gear so they can pleasure each other.....

                      as you can see, the thought of waves "goin' rhino" on him had seeweed ready to go here:

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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #676
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                        • triplecrown333
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-13-14
                          • 1524

                          #677
                          schshort (opposite of "schlong").....
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                          • Bostongambler
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 02-01-08
                            • 35581

                            #678
                            I wonder and worry as well about u Auto.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #679
                              let me assuage your fears, BG:

                              (i'll do it in asian-speak):

                              "I OK!!!! Me so HO-KNEEEEEEEE!"
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #680
                                JJ (all shifts) not on the board; he's left to meet Soon Yi.....

                                I told him not to take her here, as she wouldn't quite "get it," but my guy on the ground tailin' him in vegas caught this glimpse of them upon arrival (JJ apparently opted for a blonde wig instead of his usual racoon pelt):

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                                • Smoke
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-09-09
                                  • 48111

                                  #681
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                                  • bhoor
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-17-12
                                    • 2256

                                    #682
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    no chance her face comes out of the non-throating encounter looking like these little honeys':



                                    SBR do the right thing, banning this guy. He went overboard with these pictures.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #683
                                      Originally posted by bhoor
                                      SBR do the right thing, banning this guy. He went overboard with these pictures.
                                      a girl with saliva on her face is bannable? really?

                                      I had to look hard to find r rated photos among the lot that were out there.....

                                      but, if they offend u, I'll remove them.... I suggest you do the same if you're truly so offended.....

                                      and you might wanna go check out miluakee mike's long running avatar..... same mascara phenom
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                                      • bhoor
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-17-12
                                        • 2256

                                        #684
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        a girl with saliva on her face is bannable? really?

                                        I had to look hard to find r rated photos among the lot that were out there.....
                                        It's disgusting to see on this early morning. Those girls - most probably underage - could have been victimized by their handlers. Yes, there are nude pictures there. There is big difference between the picture you put here and the nude pictures.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #685
                                          i see ur point.... having never been into "victimizing" women, i saw them differently.....

                                          my best girls loved that treatment....

                                          again, my apologies if I offended u

                                          (personally, i find the jj SBR vid photos far more offensive)....

                                          edit: and JJ was probably abused by his "handlers" at sbr, as well.....

                                          come to think of it, I hear him complaining about 36 hr flights on airlines to get to sbr events, non-returning of phone calls, etc.... no wonder he was so angry when he made that vid and told us all to do those things to him
                                          Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-18-16, 09:26 AM.
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                                          • Da Manster!
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-13-07
                                            • 17720

                                            #686
                                            An Asian version of Rocky Dennis on Donk's avatar!...
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #687
                                              Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                              An Asian version of Rocky Dennis on Donk's avatar!...
                                              biggest quesiton on my mind is would you hit it?

                                              i'm thinkin' we may have finally found one you won't.....
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                                              • Da Manster!
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-13-07
                                                • 17720

                                                #688
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                biggest quesiton on my mind is would you hit it?
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                                                • funnyb25
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 07-09-09
                                                  • 39663

                                                  #689
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                                                  • eddycash
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-06-13
                                                    • 4527

                                                    #690
                                                    Boring
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #691
                                                      a lot of immature guys in the thread

                                                      I will not be a part of it
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                                                      • grease lightnin
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-01-12
                                                        • 16015

                                                        #692
                                                        I want to receive an affectionate blowjob and am more into the sensual-type fellatio than the choking to tears fellatio, but it does seem to be pretty popular.
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                                                        • unde0087
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-27-08
                                                          • 28936

                                                          #693
                                                          Wow, everytime you think this thread couldn't get more fuked up, it does
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                                                          • Da Manster!
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 07-13-07
                                                            • 17720

                                                            #694
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            a lot of immature guys in the thread

                                                            I will not be a part of it
                                                            Last edited by Da Manster!; 10-18-16, 10:34 AM.
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                                                            • Electrons
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 06-23-16
                                                              • 701

                                                              #695
                                                              Is the Chinaman still pretending to be a chick?
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #696
                                                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                he was the dumbass who started mackin' on that chick to begin with; now he says he wants no part of it.....

                                                                once again, his shortcomings fully exposed.....

                                                                this time, both figuratively and literally....

                                                                at least he now has an excuse to avoid the epic fail that would have occurred had he tried to meet her....
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                                                                • JassieJames
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 02-03-09
                                                                  • 988

                                                                  #697
                                                                  Originally posted by unde0087
                                                                  Wow, everytime you think this thread couldn't get more fuked up, it does
                                                                  This thread belongs on a different sports betting forum. Didn't know SBR allowed this type of stuff to be COVERed here.
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #698
                                                                    yep.... this thread..... mmm ... mmmm ..... mmmmm.....

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                                                                    • readytowinem
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-29-15
                                                                      • 3089

                                                                      #699
                                                                      Wait...is that pic above JJ?
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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388179

                                                                        #700
                                                                        People that post nude images should automatically be banned

                                                                        We are investigating a few posters right now

                                                                        This is a Sports forum
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