J.J. Gold is a gambling GENIUS!!!!

jjgold · 10-03-16, 08:56 AM

Automan my blackboard at home has one name on it

Bostongambler · 10-03-16, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan my blackboard at home has one name on it

"boob"

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan my blackboard at home has one name on it

mmm... ok.....

ps... what's with all the kids in your living room?

jjgold · 10-03-16, 09:23 AM

Automan it is your name

Now no need to be alarmed as I will not hurt you

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 09:50 AM

oh SHIT!!!!

I saw that chalkboard..... I didn't realize you were still over at Huntridge Circle Park!!!!

I thought the City ran you off along with the rest of the f'n homeless vagrants in their efforts to remove the scourge from Vegas!!!

Luckily, I snapped a photo of it......

jjgold · 10-03-16, 10:08 AM

I have told you ......tried out for Mafia about 5 years ago or so

Almost got it

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 10:10 AM

"almost" being the key word in that post.....

as I recall, tho, you did a bang up job bringing that crew coffee and donuts each morning.....

maybe you should be a cop....

you're certainly no "capo".....

gauchojake · 10-03-16, 10:15 AM

When jj tried out he wasn't exactly sure of how to "whack" a guy

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

When jj tried out he wasn't exactly sure of how to "whack" a guy

yep, not many made guys have been seen entering or exiting this place..... (JJ wannabe mobster's very own version of Satriale's Pork Store & Meat Market, and "headquarters" of his fledgling criminal enterprise):

to the tune of the Soprano's opening theme:

"Woke up this morning, sucked somebody's dick....."

Russian Rocket · 10-03-16, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have told you ......tried out for Mafia about 5 years ago or so

Almost got it

chico2663 · 10-03-16, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

"boob"

That is his mirror

chico2663 · 10-03-16, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

When jj tried out he wasn't exactly sure of how to "whack" a guy

HAS TO BE THE GREATEST POST EVER! Or at least pretty funny

Underdog5229 · 10-03-16, 11:07 AM

Lol luv it

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 11:45 AM

and we all remember the character "Spider" from Goodfellas.... the errand boy/drink maker who got blasted by the psychotic Tommy played by joe pesci....

we all know who was the real-life inspiration for that iconic scene:

vividjohn45 · 10-03-16, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and we all remember the character "Spider" from Goodfellas.... the errand boy/drink maker who got blasted by the psychotic Tommy played by joe pesci....

we all know who was the real-life inspiration for that iconic scene:

Was up for best supporting actor. Jj. Is ok. Autodonk, why you hanging out so much at homeless centers or derelict parks? Lifestyle? Just trying to make new friends? Doing church missionary work? Do tell.

jjgold · 10-03-16, 12:05 PM

Good stuff at automan maybe someday we're going to cross paths

gauchojake · 10-03-16, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by chico2663

HAS TO BE THE GREATEST POST EVER! Or at least pretty funny

lol I'll take either

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Good stuff at automan maybe someday we're going to cross paths

sucks that I couldn't get you outta the silver sevens two springs ago when the wife and I were living it up at the Venetian....

a filet at Morton's was mere walking distance; that and all the wine you could drink/sides you could eat, all on my dime......

can't say I didn' try.....

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/3065421-march-10-15-jj-drop-all-thoughts-being-pansexual-get-ready.html

Underdog5229 · 10-03-16, 12:50 PM

Wtf donk, JJ stood you up? Must of had to work the glory that week

jjgold · 10-03-16, 01:37 PM

Automan I probably won't be in Vegas long-term

I would think you're worried that I might move to the south west

If I move to Houston I would have you removed from the city limits as I know many sheriffs and ranchers there

chico2663 · 10-03-16, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan I probably won't be in Vegas long-term

I would think you're worried that I might move to the south west

If I move to Houston I would have you removed from the city limits as I know many sheriffs and ranchers there

All the female harris county police officers always ask their husbands "why can't you be more like donk?"

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by vividjohn45

Was up for best supporting actor. Jj. Is ok. Autodonk, why you hanging out so much at homeless centers or derelict parks? Lifestyle? Just trying to make new friends? Doing church missionary work? Do tell.

..... it just looks like a place JJ would frequent... given it's convenient location in Vegas.... we've all seen him climbing the hills outside of vegas.... this is much more convenient....

Auto Donk · 10-03-16, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan I probably won't be in Vegas long-term

I would think you're worried that I might move to the south west

If I move to Houston I would have you removed from the city limits as I know many sheriffs and ranchers there

I'll pick you up at the airport, JJ.... take you out the the ranch.... there's a nice pecan tree my hands can put you under.... damn fine eternal resting place....

thought about it for myself; but given the place is allegedly haunted due to the number of lynchings held there back in the 1800's (and I have seen some strange shit go down in those sheds after dark, from a para-abnormal standpoint), I'd just as well let you deal with a mob of angry black ghosts.....

i'll put a wooden cross up for you, and a few of those artificial flowers to make it look nice -- for a while, anyway, til that hot Texas sun bleaches em and they look cheesy as shit..... then again, so does that suit, with the tails tucked in, that we're gonna bury you in, so I guess it will all match up and work out in the long run.......

jjgold · 10-03-16, 04:32 PM

Automan you talk a BIG GAME

I do not..I just snap people in half without the dramatics and then drink beer with him afterwards