I'm a sucker, like tryin to hit 6pt 8 teamers for fun. the last 3 8 teamers ive tried, all 3 have missed by 1 play. WTF I gotta do to hit one of these. been months since ive hit one. I give up, fuk waisting my money, but I'm a degen.
WTF missed 8 team teaser by 1 play
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
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#1WTF missed 8 team teaser by 1 playTags: None -
gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-17-10
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#2I almost pulled the trigger on a 7 teamer for the NFL earlier in the week. There were/are some good teasable games but I fear there are a few that are mirages.Comment -
mohye1980Restricted User- 01-25-14
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#3Mighta as well burn your money. Teasers suckComment -
stackz125SBR Hall of Famer
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#4Pitt
Arizona
N.E
Seahawks
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Denver
ColtsComment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
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#5wrong...just like straight wagers or parlays, it depends if you pick the right team or not...no more, no less...for example, last night in college I had Wake Forest, Memphis, and Louisville in a huge teaser play that I hit for a nickel...Had I done those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would taken a big hit...but in my teaser, they all covered and won...furthermore, I've had success doing them and have made lots of money over the years...and have proved it by posting real money tickets and wagers on this forum...Originally posted by mohye1980Mighta as well burn your money. Teasers suck
...see my threads for reference...
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LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#6Teasers are only good for NFL and only with key numbers, i.e., Wong teasers or 6-6.5 point favoritesComment -
LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#7NEVER go through 0, you did it on quite a few of thoseOriginally posted by stackz125Pitt
Arizona
N.E
Seahawks
Washington
Saints
Denver
Colts
Arizona is only good if it's a 7-point teaser that gets you to -2.5
Saints are not on a good teaser number to start with at +3.5, only half-decent if it is 7 points to +10.5
Only good teaser numbers you have are N.E. and WashingtonComment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
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#8wrong again, LT Deficits...read my post...yesterday, I had Louisville, Wake Forest, Navy and Memphis in my teaser that I hit for a nickel...If I had taken those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would have gotten hammered...Originally posted by LT ProfitsTeasers are only good for NFL and only with key numbers, i.e., Wong teasers or 6-6.5 point favorites
...even though I did a 13 PT teaser, these teams would have covered with the conventional 7 pt teaser as well if you played the games early in the week like I did and gotten good numbers before the lines moved.
Wager type : Teaser Teaser : Super 13fb 10bk
#1) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Memphis 10/1/2016 4:00PM - (PST)Spread +27½ for Game
#2) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Louisville 10/1/2016 5:00PM - (PST)Spread +15 for Game
#3) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : North Carolina 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +24½ for Game
#4) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Navy 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +20 for Game
#5) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Wake Forest 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +22½ for Game
Risking : 500.00 To Win : 550.00 USDComment -
ThaWojSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-09-10
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#9The only time I'll go through zero is if my team is - 3 or less and I'm doing a 13 point teaser.Comment -
triplecrown333SBR MVP- 07-13-14
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#10nice hit on that tee,navy almost effed you...Comment -
LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#11Never tease college either (maybe except for very low totals). It is basic math, there is no value in teasing dead numbers and numbers are less valuable in general in college. The fact that you hit it changes nothing, it is a terrible long-term strategy.Originally posted by Da Manster!wrong again, LT Deficits...read my post...yesterday, I had Louisville, Wake Forest, Navy and Memphis in my teaser that I hit for a nickel...If I had taken those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would have gotten hammered...
...even though I did a 13 PT teaser, these teams would have covered with the conventional 7 pt teaser as well if you played the games early in the week like I did and gotten good numbers before the lines moved.
Wager type : Teaser Teaser : Super 13fb 10bk
#1) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Memphis 10/1/2016 4:00PM - (PST)Spread +27½ for Game
#2) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Louisville 10/1/2016 5:00PM - (PST)Spread +15 for Game
#3) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : North Carolina 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +24½ for Game
#4) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Navy 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +20 for Game
#5) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Wake Forest 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +22½ for Game
Risking : 500.00 To Win : 550.00 USDComment -
LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#12Plus you are gloating about hitting a teaser where you teased double-digit underdogs!Originally posted by Da Manster!wrong again, LT Deficits...read my post...yesterday, I had Louisville, Wake Forest, Navy and Memphis in my teaser that I hit for a nickel...If I had taken those teams straight up, they all would have lost and I would have gotten hammered...
...even though I did a 13 PT teaser, these teams would have covered with the conventional 7 pt teaser as well if you played the games early in the week like I did and gotten good numbers before the lines moved.
Wager type : Teaser Teaser : Super 13fb 10bk
#1) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Memphis 10/1/2016 4:00PM - (PST)Spread +27½ for Game
#2) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Louisville 10/1/2016 5:00PM - (PST)Spread +15 for Game
#3) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : North Carolina 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +24½ for Game
#4) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Navy 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +20 for Game
#5) Sport : College Football for Game
Selection : Wake Forest 10/1/2016 12:30PM - (PST)Spread +22½ for Game
Risking : 500.00 To Win : 550.00 USD
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#13I'm still learning teaser strategy, normally take dogs in the +3-7pt area and add the 6 or 7pts of the teaser to em. Yesterday I got fukked on the over 37 1/2 on the mich/wisky game. I should of went the other way with the under and cashed easy. I knew both had great defenses but though each would put up atleast a couple td's each, like a 21-17 type gameComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#14FUK!!!!!!!
Frustrating as hell
Get it back today and MOREComment -
Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#15Loaded a dime in my book this weekend, going big todayComment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17596
#16that's called being smart!...Originally posted by LT ProfitsPlus you are gloating about hitting a teaser where you teased double-digit underdogs!
...a win is a win my friend and that is the bottom line in this "hobby" of ours!...
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#17true monsterComment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
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#18except for the fact that I normally win and you on the other hand are a dart thrower that doesn't even watch the games (which you've admitted several times in your threads over the years) but instead relies on an unreliable model that is about as useful asOriginally posted by LT ProfitsNever tease college either (maybe except for very low totals). It is basic math, there is no value in teasing dead numbers and numbers are less valuable in general in college. The fact that you hit it changes nothing, it is a terrible long-term strategy.
on a boar hog.
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#19DAMANSTER whats your full teaser strategy if u don't mind sharing. need some help on the strat of these teasersComment -
LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#20Dead wrong on all counts. Still up over 60 units across all sports since start of last MLB season.Originally posted by Da Manster!except for the fact that I normally win and you on the other hand are a dart thrower that doesn't even watch the games (which you've admitted several times in your threads over the years) but instead relies on an unreliable model that is about as useful as
on a boar hog.
That aside, everything I said about teasers above has to do with math, it has nothing to do with "handicapping". But you do not seem to be grasping that, instead thumping your chest about a lucky run playing "bad" teasers.
And I watch football and basketball all the time and even a lot of hockey, it is only baseball that I do not watch during the regular season because I find it very boring on TV. I will be watching more often during playoffs though. (Then again, watching one full game would qualify as "more often"
).
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Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
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#21it really depends on the lines and the situation...I usually pick my 3 - 6 best games and tease the max amount of points that I think should be more than enough to cover and win the wager...basically a conservative but yet very effective approach to gambling...I also do parlays and sides, I don't discriminate....all my plays are validated and verified in my threads on Players Talk forum...Originally posted by Underdog5229DAMANSTER whats your full teaser strategy if u don't mind sharing. need some help on the strat of these teasers
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#22Originally posted by Da Manster!it really depends on the lines and the situation...I usually pick my 3 - 6 best games and tease the max amount of points that I think should be more than enough to cover and win the wager...basically a conservative but yet very effective approach to gambling...I also do parlays and sides, I don't discriminate....all my plays are validated and verified in my threads on Players Talk forum...
thanks manster
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Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
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#23Originally posted by LT ProfitsDead wrong on all counts. Still up over 60 units across all sports since start of last MLB season.
That aside, everything I said about teasers above has to do with math, it has nothing to do with "handicapping". But you do not seem to be grasping that, instead thumping your chest about a lucky run playing "bad" teasers.
And I watch football and basketball all the time and even a lot of hockey, it is only baseball that I do not watch during the regular season because I find it very boring on TV. I will be watching more often during playoffs though. (Then again, watching one full game would qualify as "more often"
).
sure you are!...
...just like how I'm kicking your ass in our MLB contest!...down (-14 units)!...and look who is in second place?!...
....highlighted in bold!...
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Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
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#24and since you are a math person LT Deficits, that would tell you that I'm (+28 units) over you in our contest!..
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#25fukking solid year in mlb Manster.Comment -
t-wizzleBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#26Parlays. Lol.Comment -
LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#27Who cares about contests, I am up in real life after being down almost -20 earlier in the year, just check out my threads.Originally posted by Da Manster!and since you are a math person LT Deficits, that would tell you that I'm (+28 units) over you in our contest!..
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Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
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#28it's all good, bro!...Originally posted by LT ProfitsWho cares about contests, I am up in real life after being down almost -20 earlier in the year, just check out my threads.
...I just like bustin' your balls once in a while...
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Underdog5229SBR MVP
- 10-31-11
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#29its all good fellas, its all about busting the books ass. good luck to the both of yaComment -
LT ProfitsSBR Aristocracy
- 10-27-06
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#30Yeah you ARE a pain in the ass.Originally posted by Da Manster!it's all good, bro!...
...I just like bustin' your balls once in a while...

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