I would've won my first big play too but did not pull the trigger
I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#73
all the way = 4"
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#74
Originally posted by jjgold
I would've won my first big play too but did not pull the trigger
I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
You posted in my thread that you were taking Philly. What happened??
You laid off and I won, I thought you were going to jinx me. Thanks Coach.
Hey... At least you almost got laid tonight though.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#75
Originally posted by jjgold
...I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
Yeah, she was excited when she got home too...
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#76
KVB she was hot
5-11, approx 190, crazy hair
We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now
$25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
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chipper
SBR MVP
01-07-10
1994
#77
Good luck!
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#78
Originally posted by jjgold
KVB she was hot
5-11, approx 190, crazy hair
We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now
$25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
Google "cheap vegas escorts" and Maximum 80 comes up.
Give it a try.
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#79
Originally posted by jjgold
KVB she was hot
5-11, approx 190, crazy hair
We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now
$25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
Quit jerking urself off jj for a few days b4 you see a vegas gal. Be careful jj you dont end up on COPS tv reality show
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#80
Originally posted by KVB
JJ...
Grab the Golf sheet for this weeks Championship in any books you hit. Just grab the futures sheet...
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#81
What's the play?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#82
Originally posted by tony_come
What's the play?
Toniest, is that chick at Starbucks still available??
Give me some stats.
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SBRMAN23
SBR Hall of Famer
01-07-11
6906
#83
TOniest check in I want to know what Dags is talkn about....
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statnerds
SBR MVP
09-23-09
4047
#84
Originally posted by jjgold
I dropped 25 on an escort tonight we almost went all the way
like the time you almost banged your aunt?
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#85
Originally posted by jjgold
KVB she was hot
5-11, approx 190, crazy hair
We made out in parking lot, she jerked me a little for like 30 minutes but I could not come, fukkin cok is blue now
$25 cheap for her..my pimp said she gets $400 an hr
as austin powers would say....that's not a woman...that's A MAN!
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Underdog5229
SBR MVP
10-31-11
1856
#86
as you know coach isn't picky, man or women, 400lbs or a midget, 12" cokk or 2" he will deep throat them all. but he does prefer a trans male midget 3" cokk or less so as not to be bigger than his 4"er. its a tough segment of the population to find and please but coach is in vegas with a stack, so what happens in vegas stays in vegas.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#87
no plays yet
Being careful
Why??
Car on the line
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Underdog5229
SBR MVP
10-31-11
1856
#88
pick your spots coach and pound that shittt, double up in no time.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#89
Thanks Dog
Pressure trip
Have not touched a slot machine or table
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#90
go to the triple wheel extreme at the Orleans..... put in $200, cash out $1,000.... easy money.... and faster than an ATM machine
AD
ps, JJ, see those badges down below..... now go check out what your boy waves is sportin......
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stackz125
SBR Hall of Famer
01-03-16
6191
#91
JJ have you ever sucked a cok before???
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Underdog5229
SBR MVP
10-31-11
1856
#92
Originally posted by stackz125
JJ have you ever sucked a cok before???
You obviously don't know JJ, this fuk would sell him mother to stay in the game, sucking cok is at the top iof his list and one of many options JJ uses to get cash to stay in the action.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#93
and next time you're gonna shoot a video in your car, at least move your "jerk off towel" into the back seat......
seeing its crusty ass all wadded up on the passenger's seat floor board almost made me lose my breakfast....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#94
Originally posted by stackz125
JJ have you ever sucked a cok before???
No but go chased down in prison by a guy 6-10, 130 pounds called stringbean
He almost caught me and nailed me
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#95
Hold onto that roll till November and we'll tag team the Quick Hit machines at Mirage!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#96
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
Hold onto that roll till November and we'll tag team the Quick Hit machines at Mirage!
i popped 8 of em for $3,400+ in louisianna.... gotta "stop em short" to jimmy up a big pay day from em..... don't play the new types, play the old reel style
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#97
Automan nobody wins at slot
Stop with the stories or I throw you over a fukkin table
Hey kid have you ever slid over a table before??
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#98
how bout we put 100 bet points down on a bet that my story about 8 quick hits holds water, bigboy?
and once you pay that off, I might not heave you into the fountains at Bellagio.....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#99
Automan where is your next destination trip??
I swear I might come
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#100
dec 11-18th, aboard Allure of the Seas, leaving Miami on the 11th..... will play in a $150,000 no limit Texas Holdem Trny during the cruise through the caribbean.... u could use some of your new-found jack to buy in to the trny if you'd like, entry fee is only $1,500....
of course I'm not paying that, as I won the entry fee and the free cruise back in April, when I took down the final trny on that cruise.....
my stateroom is balcony, ocean view, with it's own f'n hottub in it......
I may even wear my cool John Lennon like glasses (to the left) when I play, so I'll be easy to spot.....
come aboard, mate! COME GET A TASTE!!!!!
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#101
You know im not a big slot player Donker.....
What does stop em short mean?
Good luck in the $1,500.00
I dont care how it works out, as long you end up tossing him in the Bellagio fountain!
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#102
Originally posted by jjgold
Automan nobody wins at slot
Not even Fishhead ??
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#103
Originally posted by Auto Donk
and next time you're gonna shoot a video in your car, at least move your "jerk off towel" into the back seat......
seeing its crusty ass all wadded up on the passenger's seat floor board almost made me lose my breakfast....
I can't stop laughing bro
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#104
Originally posted by tony_come
I can't stop laughing bro
Toniest was that your towel?
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cashin81
SBR Posting Legend
09-10-14
12946
#105
Hey I pawned my car and gambled in vegas. It was great, the best decision of my life!