Video: Back In Vegas With Big Money...Took A Title Car Loan

[Auto Donk]

You know im not a big slot player Donker.....
What does stop em short mean?

Good luck in the $1,500.00

I dont care how it works out, as long you end up tossing him in the Bellagio fountain!

some machines, not all, you can hit the "spin" button at any time before the reels "naturally" stop, ie, you don't let the spin run it's course, but rather you smack the shit out of the spin button soon after initially hitting it, stopping the reels in a different, earlier spot than they would have stopped if you'd just sat back and let the spin run its course.... mostly older machines are subject to this.....

here's photographic evidence of my $3,254.26 hit..... you can see the machine has already reset the 8-hit progressive to $3k....

[Sam Odom]

looks like a Used Car Salesman

[Auto Donk]

looks like a Used Car Salesman

staying up for two straight days playing poker and short-stoppin slot machines will do that to anyone...... wasn't planning on having my photo taken, that much is for fukkin' sure.....

[cashin81]

looks like a Used Car Salesman

thought its arnies less successful brother...

[Sam Odom]

staying up for two straight days playing poker and short-stoppin slot machines will do that to anyone...... wasn't planning on having my photo taken, that much is for fukkin' sure.....

understandable

[KVB]

I stood behind a bank of Quick Hits up in Tahoe. The ladies on the left few machines were playing one or two credits. The ladies on the right were playing max credits.

On the left, spin after spin brought Quick Hits in the window. They were all over, all the time. But the players weren't playing enough credits.

On the right, they hit a couple of nice ones but spin after spin only a few quick hits, if any would show.

The lower credit players were getting teased big time. I brought it up and they said it was happening all morning long.

[KVB]

some machines, not all, you can hit the "spin" button at any time before the reels "naturally" stop, ie, you don't let the spin run it's course, but rather you smack the shit out of the spin button soon after initially hitting it, stopping the reels in a different, earlier spot than they would have stopped if you'd just sat back and let the spin run its course.... mostly older machines are subject to this....

People are like "hey, I just saw Tommy Lee Jones beat the shit out of slot machine and it paid him!!"

[pimike]

I'll text you my plays pal.

[Auto Donk]

People are like "hey, I just saw Tommy Lee Jones beat the shit out of slot machine and it paid him!!"

man, if you only knew.... i got held up for five extra minutes one day at a local convenience store, by a couple who was so freaked out by my resemblence to tommy lee jones, looks and voice, that they had no qualms about asking me to recite lines from several of his f'n movies.... each time i did they'd freak the hell out, shriek and laff and yell "oh my God's"!!! etc.... made their day.....

one lady did walk by as I was getting photographed and said L'Auberge only let it pay out that big because I was getting "star treatment,".... at first I was clueless about what she meant, but then it hit me as usual......

[Auto Donk]

and you're so right about 7-8 quick hits if youre playing less than max bet.... this black dude who looked homeless just this past weekend (we were in louisiana sund/yesterday) was on that same bank, and accidentally hit one line, one credit, and it spun him 8 f'n quickhits just like it did me.... at first he starts yelling in joy, then he starts yelling in anger it only paid him $50 bucks.... i pointed out he played only one line at the lowest level.....

he looked like he was gonna cry, til i told him no way it hits 8 for you if you were playin' 3 bucks per spin.... so don't sweat it.... meanwhile, best I did was hit six of em four separate times short stoppin it, for about $150 per hit..... most i cashed out up on that bank was about $350 for 20 mins worth of jimmying the fuk outta the machine.....

wife jimmied "lobstermania 2" for $800 plus on a $2 spin....

in hte end tho, we broke even on slots, me up, her down, evened out, and I was up $1100 playin poker.....

[KVB]

[Auto Donk]

I may have to recite that speech in my SBR 15,000 conmemorative post vid...... my voice is a little bit deeper, so i might have to go up a level....

[Auto Donk]

thought its arnies less successful brother...

[jjgold]

Automan shows a 100 dollar bill with 20's and 10's underneath

I show $8,000 cash

[cashin81]

JJ you should sell a kidney. You could give us updates on the gangs you encounter, the procedure and who you will help.

[jjgold]

Can you sell one of your kidneys and still live long?

[The Giant]

JJ, either way you've got about 5-6 years left, at best.

In your remainder years you should be setting lofty goals for yourself. Like, you know, maybe trying to get to 500,000 posts.

[cashin81]

Can you sell one of your kidneys and still live long?

of course. JJ, you call yourself a gambler?

[Auto Donk]

Automan shows a 100 dollar bill with 20's and 10's underneath

I show $8,000 cash

look at that little number on the slot screen behind me, dillhole.... the one that says "$3,254.26".....

if you put your money where your big yapper is, and accept my little wager, I'll show you the 1099 i rec'd as a result of that particular hand pay..... miraculously, it has the same "$3,254.26" on it......

and I didn't have to pawn my car to get my hands on it.... only had to jimmy a quick hit machine and make it my bitch.....

[jjgold]

Automan did you see my stack?

It was bigger than your rooster

NP PLAYS YET

[Underdog5229]

JJ what brand of printer did you use to make that stack?

[kyhawk]

Post you tickets or they didnt happen

[jjgold]

Illegal to post tickets

I love dealing with rookies here

[BuckyOne]

Hey, go see fish - enroll in Grind U !

[jjgold]

Most of my bets are probably going to be football because that's where all the big players are

[Auto Donk]

Automan did you see my stack?

It was bigger than your rooster

NP PLAYS YET

just play it smart, Mr. Corbin.....

you can do it!

[kidcudi92]

is this bald loser broke yet? jerk off

[jjgold]

is this bald loser broke yet? jerk off

Balance 7000
no plays yet

[vividjohn45]

Most of my bets are probably going to be football because that's where all the big players are

You mean no 7k on mlb.s cinci reds vs philly phillies. Lol.

[CWD]

taco bell boulder/russell in 30

[vividjohn45]

taco bell boulder/russell in 30

Sounds like something you wrote on a males bathroom stall.

[vividjohn45]

Jj. How you paying living expenses? I hope not from your bankroll. Cuz if so.. $30 ×3 nites at a fremont street luxury motel = -$90. Food for 3 days. = -$35. Gas -$15 And 1 hooker handie j. -$25. Interest on $7k title loan -$75. So your bankroll be down $240. So $6760. You will have some ground to make up. Plus your Desert Rattler Loans, llc. will want a payment soon or your vehicle.

[Jayvegas420]

Next trip to Vegas I plant to take a few coins outta the Silver Strike machines.

[vividjohn45]

Next trip to Vegas I plant to take a few coins outta the Silver Strike machines.

Pretty sure you can get more then a few coins there also vegasj. Lol.

[jjgold]

Jj. How you paying living expenses? I hope not from your bankroll. Cuz if so.. $30 ×3 nites at a fremont street luxury motel = -$90. Food for 3 days. = -$35. Gas -$15 And 1 hooker handie j. -$25. Interest on $7k title loan -$75. So your bankroll be down $240. So $6760. You will have some ground to make up. Plus your Desert Rattler Loans, llc. will want a payment soon or your vehicle.

Well long story..kind of sleeping on floor in high end hotel