i swear to god this story came from poster here at sbr and there are a few hints in the story that give the poster away. read this and tell me what you think...(from imsobadatsex.com)
Alright... So. There was this guy who I had slept with before once, and it was okay. Just regular drunk sex--nothing spectacular. It had been quite a while since I had been laid, so when he suggested I meet him at a party one weekend, I was down. Being hot to get it and in it to win it, I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity. By the time I got to the party, I was pretty wasted....little did I know he was even drunker than I was. Pretty soon we left the party and stumbled our way back to my dorm. Little did I know that in a matter of minutes the worst sex experience ever would ensue.... After doing the deed, we decided to go at it again. He wanted me to go down on him, so I obliged. He was kind of flaccid, which isn't surprising considering how drunk he was. But, I kept on doing work regardless. He began showing signs that he was about to come. Much to my surprise, rather than coming in my mouth, HE PEED in my mouth. Worst shock of my life. I sprinted to the sink and spit it out. It doesn't end there. I proceeded to yell at him for it (the girls that live next door to me heard the whole thing and told everyone), and then just fell asleep next to him. SHOULD HAVE kicked his sorry ass out. Sometime in the middle of the night, he got up out of bed and ambled over to my roommate's desk and was facing it. Then, he started pissing all over her desk, chair, notebooks, etc. Two months later, and she still doesn't know. I had to usher his dumbass into the bathroom, and he peed in the shower. I'm so bad at sex.