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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    If Bovada casino aint rigged I will officially eat my hat
    You have a better chance of winning the lotto than winning at Bovada casino...FACT

    If you've ever wondered how could a casino POSSIBLY give you a 100% matching casino play....you will figure it out very quickly

    If a brick and mortar casino gave you 100% freeplay...you buy in for 250 and get 250 promo chips they would be broke withing a week

    Blackjack with their rules has a house edge of .7% meaning if you play 20000 required you would lose 7 bucks for every 1000 you bet or 140 for 20000 bet....if you think Bovada is GIVING YOU 110 cash on average just for depositing 250 you are officially dumber than a pile of rocks....when you deposit 10 times and get busted every time you will understand.

    Play at Bovada casino if you literally have no fire with which to burn your money...penetrate Bovada
  • Ghenghis Kahn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-02-12
    • 19734

    #2
    it's all online casinos period. ban yourself from all the online casinos before you lose your roll. you can thank me later.
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    • Eddy Munny
      Restricted User
      • 08-13-13
      • 15767

      #3
      It's not Bovada's fault you got sloshed and kept hittin' up to 20.
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      • HossWilbur
        SBR MVP
        • 10-18-15
        • 2235

        #4
        My wallet became much thicker when I stopped playing online casino's many moons ago.
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        • bettilimbroke999
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-04-08
          • 13254

          #5
          Agreed....ppl think well why would they rig a casino when they already have the house edge...first bc they can plain and simple...it would be like asking with UB and Absolute Poker etc etc etc had superuser accounts that could see everybody's hole cards....$$$$$...but secondly you can then offer all these 100% deposit bonuses without anyone ever winning.

          Go to the casino with 250 bucks and play blackjack and quit when you're 250 up....probably 3 out of 10 times youll actually leave with an extra 300...now if they gave you 500 for your 250 probably 9 out of 10 would win (keep in mind 3 would win 250 PLUS the 250 the casino gave them)....at Bovada 10 out of 10 will lose.
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          • bettilimbroke999
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-08
            • 13254

            #6
            Originally posted by Eddy Munny
            It's not Bovada's fault you got sloshed and kept hittin' up to 20.
            Yes bc blackjack basic strategy is so hard isn't it....fuckin moron....uhhhhhh lets see I got 13 and dealer's got a 10 what do I do....yea ya gotta be real smart to know basic strategy...its fuckin obvious and if you ever have a question on a hand like say a soft 13 against a 5 you could go to wizard of odds and in 2 seconds know what to do....you will lose your shirt guaranteed...you should probably hit 19 at Bovada bc their software might not anticipate that and give you a duece by accident and youll get a tie
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            • Eddy Munny
              Restricted User
              • 08-13-13
              • 15767

              #7
              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
              Yes bc blackjack basic strategy is so hard isn't it....fuckin moron....uhhhhhh lets see I got 13 and dealer's got a 10 what do I do....yea ya gotta be real smart to know basic strategy...its fuckin obvious and if you ever have a question on a hand like say a soft 13 against a 5 you could go to wizard of odds and in 2 seconds know what to do....you will lose your shirt guaranteed...you should probably hit 19 at Bovada bc their software might not anticipate that and give you a duece by accident and youll get a tie
              Once you sober up you'll realize that paying real money for a blackjack hand dealt by an imaginary dealer, from an imaginary deck, was never going to be a winning proposition. It'd be the equivalent of betting on a fictional football game, the two combatants a mere design in the Bovada software, existing only in cyberspace.
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              • Sam Odom
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-30-05
                • 58063

                #8
                small profit was possible counting cards (multilevel count) in the LIVE online BJ games

                no more

                they use anti card counting measures now
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                • gauchojake
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                  • 09-17-10
                  • 34100

                  #9
                  You can win if you try real hard
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                  • bettilimbroke999
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-04-08
                    • 13254

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gauchojake
                    You can win if you try real hard
                    Lol true
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                    • NrmlCurvSurfr
                      SBR MVP
                      • 04-05-10
                      • 2896

                      #11
                      If you ran an online casino would you rig it? Fukk yes...so don't play
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                      • paco
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-07-09
                        • 62873

                        #12
                        What's worse, a rigged casino or someone who knows its a rigged casino and still gambles on it thinking it can overcome the set riggness?
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                        • daneblazer
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                          • 09-14-08
                          • 27861

                          #13
                          Online casinos
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                          • pilebuck13
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-15-15
                            • 17918

                            #14
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                            • Eddy Munny
                              Restricted User
                              • 08-13-13
                              • 15767

                              #15
                              I just had a short chat with a Bovada representative over the phone and he assured me that the casino isn't rigged.

                              You may continue gambling with no worries.
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                              • BigBusiness
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-16-12
                                • 3226

                                #16
                                Youwager online LIVE dealer casino is goat.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  They are not fixed the games are so fast it's why you see a lot of unusual stuff in person , live everything much slower
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82649

                                    #18
                                    Online casinos are the easiest to rig. Anything controlled by software is easy to rig by operator. The software operator's salary and bonus is dependent on players losses. He has an incentive to take your hard earned money.
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                                    • BigBusiness
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-16-12
                                      • 3226

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      Online casinos are the easiest to rig. Anything controlled by software is easy to rig by operator. The software operator's salary and bonus is dependent on players losses. He has an incentive to take your hard earned money.
                                      So would you say online poker is rigged?
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                                      • Heyeverybody99
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 04-25-15
                                        • 584

                                        #20
                                        About 5 months ago on Blowvada, I sat on the roulette table for the 1st time EVER on their site. I needed a quick $10 for something( I forget what it was), and I had around $1600 in my account. I bet $5 on RED, it came 00. I bet $5 on Red, it came Black. I increased it to various amounts and it literally came up either black or zeros 11 times in a row. I ended up losing about $800. I would have taken a screen shot, but I was too tilted and mad at myself to do anything but pour a drink.

                                        Now I know 11 times in a row is possible, but for it being my first time on the roulette, and being a long time winning, withdrawing player on their site, how can you not feel like it's rigged.
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82649

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Heyeverybody99
                                          About 5 months ago on Blowvada, I sat on the roulette table for the 1st time EVER on their site. I needed a quick $10 for something( I forget what it was), and I had around $1600 in my account. I bet $5 on RED, it came 00. I bet $5 on Red, it came Black. I increased it to various amounts and it literally came up either black or zeros 11 times in a row. I ended up losing about $800. I would have taken a screen shot, but I was too tilted and mad at myself to do anything but pour a drink.

                                          Now I know 11 times in a row is possible, but for it being my first time on the roulette, and being a long time winning, withdrawing player on their site, how can you not feel like it's rigged.
                                          Wouldn't it be a better strategy to alternate red and black on 11 consecutive plays? If you lost all 11 I can see why software is rigged.
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                                          • Heyeverybody99
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 04-25-15
                                            • 584

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                                            Wouldn't it be a better strategy to alternate red and black on 11 consecutive plays? If you lost all 11 I can see why software is rigged.
                                            Not sure, it seems like basically the same concept. Either way for it to happen the way it did...........I don't know man, something is definitely not right.
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                                            • Eddy Munny
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 08-13-13
                                              • 15767

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Heyeverybody99
                                              About 5 months ago on Blowvada, I sat on the roulette table for the 1st time EVER on their site. I needed a quick $10 for something( I forget what it was), and I had around $1600 in my account. I bet $5 on RED, it came 00. I bet $5 on Red, it came Black. I increased it to various amounts and it literally came up either black or zeros 11 times in a row. I ended up losing about $800. I would have taken a screen shot, but I was too tilted and mad at myself to do anything but pour a drink.

                                              Now I know 11 times in a row is possible, but for it being my first time on the roulette, and being a long time winning, withdrawing player on their site, how can you not feel like it's rigged.
                                              I don't get it, if you needed a quick $10, what was wrong with taking from the $1600 that was already there?

                                              Just didn't wanna touch the balance?
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-04-08
                                                • 13254

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                I don't get it, if you needed a quick $10, what was wrong with taking from the $1600 that was already there?

                                                Just didn't wanna touch the balance?
                                                He probably had 1590 and thought hey wtf I'll play the casino and win a quick 10 to get to an even 1600....at a real casino he'd have won 10 quickly and walked away at an even 1600....at Bovada it comes up green or black 15 times in a row and says thanks for playing
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                                                • SteveKerrsJunk
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 10-25-13
                                                  • 2706

                                                  #25
                                                  Online poker is rigged, but online casinos? Dude, that shit's rigged like nothing else. These are offshore "companies", there are no checks and balances on some fukkin island in the north pole. If you ever want to play poker or a casino game for any legit money, always play it live. The standard deviation vs. expected value of poker especially on certain sites is fukkin rediculous.
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                                                  • BigBusiness
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-16-12
                                                    • 3226

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SteveKerrsJunk
                                                    Online poker is rigged, but online casinos? Dude, that shit's rigged like nothing else. These are offshore "companies", there are no checks and balances on some fukkin island in the north pole. If you ever want to play poker or a casino game for any legit money, always play it live. The standard deviation vs. expected value of poker especially on certain sites is fukkin rediculous.
                                                    what makes it even more sad is how so many people stick up for online poker saying it's completely random and the only reason you lose is because you're a bad player.
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      sore losers always cry fix in any form of gambling
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                                                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-08-14
                                                        • 14988

                                                        #28
                                                        If you play in any casino I have my doubts about you being a decent gambler.
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                                                        • captrobey
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 09-02-10
                                                          • 34355

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                          He probably had 1590 and thought hey wtf I'll play the casino and win a quick 10 to get to an even 1600....at a real casino he'd have won 10 quickly and walked away at an even 1600....at Bovada it comes up green or black 15 times in a row and says thanks for playing
                                                          Exactly- Or if you are there and want to do a $10 bet you think you already have 1600 winning another 10 should be easy. Then you lose a bunch in a row and start doubling down. Next thing you know it is all gone.
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                                                          • TheMoneyShot
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                                                            • 02-14-07
                                                            • 28672

                                                            #30
                                                            DSI in the same boat.

                                                            They had a sportsbook reup with Bitcoin special going on... and you get a 100% bonus in the casino room. I'm not a casino player... but I was just fukking around.

                                                            I built $180 freeroll to $360. All I was doing was a small system plays at the BJ table. Just doing $1.00 wagers. Hours and hours... built that fukker up to $360. I wasn't even close to the rollover requirement.... I think it was $13,000 got it up to 30% freeroll required... and I lost 26 fukking hands in a row. Lost the $360.00

                                                            You can't make this shi# up.
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                                                            • The Giant
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-21-12
                                                              • 21480

                                                              #31
                                                              I've made my living in online casinos for years.

                                                              You guys be trippin'.
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                                                              • mikejamm
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-24-09
                                                                • 11044

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                                You have a better chance of winning the lotto than winning at Bovada casino...FACT

                                                                If you've ever wondered how could a casino POSSIBLY give you a 100% matching casino play....you will figure it out very quickly

                                                                If a brick and mortar casino gave you 100% freeplay...you buy in for 250 and get 250 promo chips they would be broke withing a week

                                                                Blackjack with their rules has a house edge of .7% meaning if you play 20000 required you would lose 7 bucks for every 1000 you bet or 140 for 20000 bet....if you think Bovada is GIVING YOU 110 cash on average just for depositing 250 you are officially dumber than a pile of rocks....when you deposit 10 times and get busted every time you will understand.

                                                                Play at Bovada casino if you literally have no fire with which to burn your money...penetrate Bovada
                                                                And you just figured this out when?
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                                                                • BigBusiness
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-16-12
                                                                  • 3226

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by captrobey
                                                                  Exactly- Or if you are there and want to do a $10 bet you think you already have 1600 winning another 10 should be easy. Then you lose a bunch in a row and start doubling down. Next thing you know it is all gone.

                                                                  I've been down that road before. All because I'm trying to get a quick $10-$20 because I don't want to see my roll at $1480 or something. After losing it all, you say to yourself "I have a gambling problem and not going to gamble anymore. A few weeks later, you're right back to gambling"
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                                                                  • captrobey
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 09-02-10
                                                                    • 34355

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                                    DSI in the same boat.

                                                                    They had a sportsbook reup with Bitcoin special going on... and you get a 100% bonus in the casino room. I'm not a casino player... but I was just fukking around.

                                                                    I built $180 freeroll to $360. All I was doing was a small system plays at the BJ table. Just doing $1.00 wagers. Hours and hours... built that fukker up to $360. I wasn't even close to the rollover requirement.... I think it was $13,000 got it up to 30% freeroll required... and I lost 26 fukking hands in a row. Lost the $360.00

                                                                    You can't make this shi# up.
                                                                    Dsi you will when you get the Bonus and start playing in the beginning win a bunch of hands. Keep in mind this is the bonus casino where you have a high rollover. As soon as you get to the point where you think you have a chance of maybe winning something you will start losing every hand . Ending up with nothing where you were thinking you may actually win a few $100. It knows when you need to start losing to not complete the roll.

                                                                    I was playing at a book i forget which one . They had a promo where you get a bonus in the SB and also in the casino. I think i was Dsi. The roll in the casino was really high. They messed up on the bonus and gave me another one. But i could only play slots and i do not like slots. When you matched like 3 certain symbols you get a little guy that wallks a path and the higher you walk the more points you get. The top which i thought would be impossible to get was $1000 with max bet. I in my shock like 1/4 in hit that. I thought wow as long as i stay even i will end up with a few $100 at the least. I swear i lost every spin after that and even though i hit the top amount i never finished the roll and did not win a cent.
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                                                                    • captrobey
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 09-02-10
                                                                      • 34355

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BigBusiness
                                                                      I've been down that road before. All because I'm trying to get a quick $10-$20 because I don't want to see my roll at $1480 or something. After losing it all, you say to yourself "I have a gambling problem and not going to gamble anymore. A few weeks later, you're right back to gambling"
                                                                      I was actually doing that before at GTbets. I would have like $800 and want to do 3 spins in roulette for $3 each. I actually hit a few in there doing that . Then i tried it once betting like $2-$3 . I lost so many hands in a row i started doubling down. Ended up losing it all losing every hand but 1 that i pushed.
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