Richkas is the toughest mother fukker on SBR... (here's the proof)

[Nicky Santoro]

I know alot of you think richie is weak and out of shape and some think he's a joke.. but here are facts about richie and then you tell me this guy isn't the toughest mother fukker in forum history..

Here's his resume.


Was married for 25 yrs to the same woman.. (this is tough to do)
Has brought up 2 kids in this life (this is also tough to do)
He plays 3 rounds of golf a week and walks the course.. (over 5 miles each course, this is very tough to do and you must be strong)

when he buys his case of 24 beers, he always walks to the store 2 blocks away and he told me on the phone he always buys 4 cases at a time and carries them all at once.. i bought 1 case yesterday and i swear i thought i was going to die. it was so heavy.. he carries 4 at a time and walks 2 blocks with em..


He smokes 2 packs a day, drinks 21 beers a day and smokes drugs 6 times a week and is still alive and strong as an ox.

2 times a week, he leaves his house at 2 am and goes right to the EAST STL hood and picks up his crack from the brothas.. each time he leaves his house, he has ONLY a 53% chance of surviving it, and he alwys does..
those brothas are crazy in the worst neighborhood in the USA and richie is not the least bit nervous..


He did 7 yrs of hard time in a state penitentiary maximum state prison for armed robbery and is still in one piece..


Bread, you still want to fight him?

boys, if this guy isnt the toughest mother fukker in forum history, then who is..

[Bread]

Was married for 25 yrs to the same woman.. (this is tough to do)

An admitted wife beater. Impressive to make a woman stay with you out of fear.

Has brought up 2 kids in this life (this is also tough to do)

I'm sure they're real winners. No, really. I'm sure they're real pillars in the community!

He plays 3 rounds of golf a week and walks the course

No, he walks the golf course looking for golf balls to sell back to the course at a nickel a piece. WINNER!

when he buys his case of 24 beers, he always walks to the store 2 blocks away and he told me on the phone he always buys 4 cases at a time and carries them all at once.. i bought 1 case yesterday and i swear i thought i was going to die. it was so heavy.. he carries 4 at a time and walks 2 blocks with em..

Because he can't afford a car. Last time I checked, most legitimate tough guys owned a car.

He did 7 yrs of hard time in a state penitentiary maximum state prison for armed robbery and is still in one piece..

He was probably this guy's bitch.

Bread, you still want to fight him?

Yes...but keep in mind I'm only gonna bitchslap him. I save punching for the real men.

[SBR_John]

I would not fight him but I will race him, as in a foot race.

At 100 yards I'll give him 5/1 odds or at a mile I'll give him 8/1.

[Robyn]

I would only fight him with words.

[Nicky Santoro]

I would not fight him but I will race him, as in a foot race.

At 100 yards I'll give him 5/1 odds or at a mile I'll give him 8/1.

those are pretty accurate odds johnny boy. i woudln't know what to take there.


but i will go even one step further than you.. i would race him in a 100 meter run me running backwards and him frontwards and i might have a chance..

who would win the race me backwards, him normal way?

Nicky -125
Richie +105


and i'm not a fast runner either. richie looks like he is not quick on his feet at all and not much balance, but boy, he must have one great punch and i don't want to be in front of that punch when he lands one..

[onthewhat]

Bread this is a losing battle

[Bread]

Herman...don't you have some tutorage-for-later date sexual favors to be taking care of?

Stay at the little boy table there Mumbles.

[SBR_John]

those are pretty accurate odds johnny boy. i woudln't know what to take there.


but i will go even one step further than you.. i would race him in a 100 meter run me running backwards and him frontwards and i might have a chance..

who would win the race me backwards, him normal way?

Nicky -125
Richie +105


and i'm not a fast runner either. richie looks like he is not quick on his feet at all and not much balance, but boy, he must have one great punch and i don't want to be in front of that punch when he lands one..

You did that running around the track video??? It was very cool btw.

I think he would win easily if you ran backwards. I played cornerback in high school, did a lot of backward sprints. In a 100 meter race it would have to be Richkas -200. It would be -460 except there is about a 2 in 5 chance he will seize up with heart attack or other condition.

[RogueScholar]

Herman...don't you have some tutorage-for-later date sexual favors to be taking care of?

Stay at the little boy table there Mumbles.

Yeah Herman, I told you no posting until all my windows were spotless! And stop trying to put your clothes back on, I told you that you had to be completely naked while washing them! When you're done with that, grab the special shovel and start digging out the septic tank lid. Rick's gonna be here Monday morning to pump it out and I don't want him to have to wrestle with it. Chop chop!

[Richkas]

I'm a lover not a fighter.

[Robyn]

[pavyracer]

I'm a lover not a fighter.

Pigs are notorious lovers and can't fight.

[MBENZ]

I see handbags at 10 paces with these 2 mamalukes.

[Bread]

Who is Mbenz? Anyone feel free to fill me in. Thanks.

[Richkas]

Who is Mbenz? Anyone feel free to fill me in. Thanks.

a shitty handicapper

[Bread]

Yet another guy who only throws fruit at the performers when he is hidden by the crowd. I think I'll be OK.

[MBENZ]

a shitty handicapper

Grabbing at straws again mr.quit while I'm behind.

[MBENZ]

Yet another guy who only throws fruit at the performers when he is hidden by the crowd. I think I'll be OK.

Keep thinkin,brain muscles need exercise too.

[pavyracer]

Grabbing at straws again mr.quit while I'm behind.

yeah...JJ you got to bail me out man. I'm behind in a contest and I quit. Pay my debt pal and I will never pay you back.

[Bread]

Keep thinkin,brain muscles need exercise too.

blah blah blah Doughboy blah blah blah

[MBENZ]

blah blah blah Doughboy blah blah blah

You got better material than that Pillsbury.

[Bread]

blah blah blah Pillsbury blah blah blah.

No, not really.

[Robyn]

lol @ all of you boys in this thread.

[jjgold]

I would never fight Richie, I know he carries a gun and a blade and has had numerous occasions tried to kill mid level drug dealers in East St. Louis but those things in my opinion do not make him tough, it is this one thing that takes the cakes

1. Carries the 4 cases of beer down the streets of East St Louis and not one Brother even looks at him wrong at 2:00AM!! Now if that does not mean he is tough I do not know what would. I would stay far way from this guy Bread.

[MBENZ]

No, not really.

Make sure you double and triple check your flanks before you become allies with the likes of Richkas.He is a very,very bad man.

[pavyracer]

1. Carries the 4 cases of beer down the streets of East St Louis and not one Brother even looks at him wrong at 2:00AM!! Now if that does not mean he is tough I do not know what would. I would stay far way from this guy Bread.

Are you saying that the brothers are scared of a racist, unhealthy redneck carrying 4 cases of beer and in no way able to use a knife or a gun if attacked by the brothers.

[Nicky Santoro]

Are you saying that the brothers are scared of a racist, unhealthy redneck carrying 4 cases of beer and in no way able to use a knife or a gun if attacked by the brothers.

richie has a weapon on him. he has those beer bottles.. he can either throw one by one at their heads, OR he can break one bottle at a time and use the sharp edges of it as a knife.. richie knows all the tricks. richie is used to the hood and is street tough.. nothing scares richie.. no one messes with richie. he is king of east STL.. the brothas respect him and know his past.

the only doubt i would have is .... would richie want to waste 1 or 2 bottles of beer on them instead of drinking em.. richie does love his beer and would not want to waste any.. If given the choice, he might prefer to get knifed, than to waste a beer or two.

[HAPPY BOY]

[BrentCrude]

This was stolen from an episode of Married With Children.

Nicky,you must have watched the same episode of Married With Children the other day where Al was bringing up how tough he was when someone dismissed him as being a softie.He brought up almost the same stuff you said Ritchka did about how his life was so crappy and how he was abused and abused himself and still hung in there after decades.When you come to think of it,most rich people,people on freebie entitlements,sports stars playing in tax subsidised stadiums could never take being a wage slave so there is truth to what they say about being tough.

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky,you must have watched the same episode of Married With Children the other day where Al was bringing up how tough he was when someone dismissed him as being a softie..

brenty,

i have every episode of MWC here.. i have em all on DVD, every season. i have seen each one 4 times only.. and i swear, i Do NOT recall that one at all.... and i thought i knew MWC by heart.. i guess i don't..

[big joe 1212]

An admitted wife beater. Impressive to make a woman stay with you out of fear.



I'm sure they're real winners. No, really. I'm sure they're real pillars in the community!



No, he walks the golf course looking for golf balls to sell back to the course at a nickel a piece. WINNER!



Because he can't afford a car. Last time I checked, most legitimate tough guys owned a car.



He was probably this guy's bitch.





Yes...but keep in mind I'm only gonna bitchslap him. I save punching for the real men.