I went out to get the mail and she was in her driveway, she starts some small talk with me and then starts licking her lips and rubs her hand across her chest fondling her breasts in a naughty way, starts talking about how she cant wait for her the weather to get better and how they just got a new hot tub and that I should come over and go in the pool/hot tub sometimes this summer!!....Fukk boys I want to so bad but....... I do not want to get on her husbands bad side he is 6'4" 240.
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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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betcha bomber got a stiffy.
how long did ya have ta stare out yer window blinds so ya could run into her?Comment -
Originally posted by The Prick
5 Star must be on some good drugs. This guy is out of touch with reality.Comment -
Why bang your neighbor when you can bang Jen Sterger?
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Another story. LOLComment -
Let me guess, this is your neighbor.
She looks familiar....... I wonder where I saw her.....
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its obvious that stiffler borrowed something from them and they just want it back. dude, why make up stupid fukking stories when you know you are gonna get bashed. you really ought to be banned to the pz because you attract so much damn negative attention here its not even funny. pay your fukking debt and quit acting like a prick about it. actaully, i take it back. looking at all your threads today, you dont attract any attention at all. you shit is past old. i really thought the best baseball capper on the forums could at least go 500% so far, guess i was wrongComment -
Tear that shit upOriginally posted by 5 star bomb
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You have a bad combo. A married neighbor who wants to fvck. Why bad, poximetey. The bitch is your neighbor. If she was say a chick in the supermarket.. fine. A neighbor, one of you motherfvckers might have to move if that shiit blows up. Dude, I have a single neighbor who I saw naked while taking out the trash.. BOING!!!!!!!! I cant make a move on that guys. I have a house and a 401k plan. NO PUSSY IS WORTH THAT!!! just some food for thought. Plenty of Cho Cha (cuban slang for pussy) out there boys. Pick and choose wiseley!Comment -
im going to let things play out and take her up on her offer on trying out the hottub/pool this summer. We;'ll see how things go from there...Comment -
I bet it was the husband and not the wife trying to get into unibombers pants.Comment -
Originally posted by Shark79
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I was with you until you said she was licking her lips and fondling her Tits. Sure bud, just rub one out and go cap some games.Comment -
In due time give her the STIFF dik.Comment -
Originally posted by onlòóker
She didn't like grab her
for long, just like kinda grazed her hands across her chest area and started fondling with her hair.... I always look for these subtle things that chics will do when talking to them... If they are into you and horny they will do things like that. You must not be too experienced in this field 
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How does this chic have a driveway in subsidized housing?Surely you don't own a home.Comment -
Originally posted by bluefish
How do you know anything about me? Ummmm anyway.... We are renting and I have 3 roommates right nowComment -
So you are renting a house with 3 roomates in a residential subdivision for married couples?
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Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
5 Star must be on some good drugs. This guy is out of touch with reality.
LOL
Classic
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Originally posted by 5 star bomb
You are a stiff who owes someone chump change for almost two years. I took an educated guess, stiff. You post here since you have been banished by the rx and eog, stiff loser.Comment -
wow...a storyteller, a stiff...jj had this guy pegged!Comment -
Give her the sausage finger
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Phuck that pussy!Comment -
[QUOTE=InTheHole;1801379]Give her the sausage finger
dang inthehole, i forget to tell ya that we figured out that sausage fingers was actually 5stars buddy "timely hitting" i cant give the faggot fukking stiffler any more shit about itComment -
Originally posted by onlòóker
I was waiting for him to have his female character suggestively say she needed a plumber to come fix her pipes.Comment -
if it was me...id be hitting itComment -
Post a pic 5 StarComment -
ive been thinking about this all day... cant get it out of my mind.. I dont know if i can wait until summerComment -
bomber, go phuck her right now!!!!!
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im going to wait to see her outside tomorrow and then im gonna go out and shoot some hoops in the driveway with my shirt off to show her what she wants....Comment -
Don't wait...Go now...I think the 6'-4" 240 lb husband would let you swing with her.
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Originally posted by pavyracerDon't wait...Go now...I think the 6'-4" 240 lb husband would let you swing with her.
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Originally posted by 5 star bomb
She really wants a stiff. You fit the bill scumbag stiff. Whats left after sbr? Maybe Major Wager, Madjacks, or Covers. Sad Stiff. You are a joke, scumbag stiff.Comment -
I just talked to her... she said the driveway is way to obvious a place to meet a stiff... She is waiting outside store for you now...
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