If You Had To Go To WAR With Five SBR Posters....

[gauchojake]

Kraken - the new baby has you in touch with your primal side. I like it.

[opie1988]

I like your style Harry, but Mayan would be your downfall

You'd be rallying the troops and he'd be off mowing a lwan and trying to roof your RV

Puts you a man down from the get go

I could see the benefit of Mayan.

He'd be like that annoying-as-fukk chihuahua, nipping at guys heels with that high pitched squeal of his just pissing everyone off.

This could serve as a distraction while the grown men took care of business.

[The Kraken]

Jake, exactly

All I've thought about since she was born is "what is life" and my answers always cross paths with war!

War is cruel, war is evel, war is necessary

If you can't avoid conflict, you may as well throw the first punch, and use a brick if one is near

[The Giant]

When I was a young boy I had this collection of G.I. Joe action figures.

My friend, Tommy, down the street had a similar collection.

He used to come over and my mom would make us milk and cookies. We would go into my room, and we'd each choose five of our action figures and go to war against each other.

Later that summer I turned eight and realized how ridiculous the whole thing was.

Good luck guys.

[The Kraken]

Giant fired up that he wasnt picked

Unreal

Fond memories of Tommy

[opie1988]

When I was a young boy I had this collection of G.I. Joe action figures.

My friend, Tommy, down the street had a similar collection.

He used to come over and my mom would make us milk and cookies. We would go into my room, and we'd each choose five of our action figures and go to war against each other.

Later that summer I turned eight and realized how ridiculous the whole thing was.

Good luck guys.

Sounds like someone's a little butthurt they haven't been picked yet

This thread is giving Giant flashbacks to p.e. dodge ball teams in grade school.

[packerd_00]

Franklee
Leafer(You need the party guy that can keep things from being to tense)
Auto Donk
Da Manster
Paco


Would have had Dig,but I think hes to nice of a guy to go to War with,maybe im wrong.

[The Giant]

Tommy would always beat me.

I could be having a PTSD moment.

[Seaweed]

So many nerds in here

Anyways this is my team

1. The Giant: The greatest diplomat in SBR history and the greatest at diffusing any tense situation with laughter. If that doesn't work, he is ready to bust out Lenny and Bruce and show people who the real mcCoy is.

2. BlackHippy: This African American is 23 years old but looks 45. He has been through a lot in the street without doubt and has a lot of connections and expierience with dirty gang warfare.

3. MoMoneyMoVaughn: This Torontonian is prepared to fight in any conditions. What he lacks in size, he makes up for in heart. A very passionate man that would take a bullet for his comrades.

4. MoneyShot: A brilliant mind and an Olympia like body. This man's sexual activity with women speaks volumes about his stamina. Anyone who can do 20 pull ups in nothing but shorts and sandals beside their bed has proven themself to me.

5. Smoke: The rudy of the team and sacrificial body. This is the guy that takes it for the team if needed. The bargaining chip. The one used to advance us to victory.

[The Giant]

Good team right there.

If you're going to kill anyone on that team, make sure it's Smokey first.

[pilebuck13]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/nominated-posts/3222917-man-nominated-post.html

[Seaweed]

Good team right there.

If you're going to kill anyone on that team, make sure it's Smokey first.

Exactly

[The Kraken]

Tommy would always beat me.

I could be having a PTSD moment.

No worries

When the time comes, I'll personally take Tommy out

[The Kraken]

So many nerds in here

Anyways this is my team

1. The Giant: The greatest diplomat in SBR history and the greatest at diffusing any tense situation with laughter. If that doesn't work, he is ready to bust out Lenny and Bruce and show people who the real mcCoy is.

2. BlackHippy: This African American is 23 years old but looks 45. He has been through a lot in the street without doubt and has a lot of connections and expierience with dirty gang warfare.

3. MoMoneyMoVaughn: This Torontonian is prepared to fight in any conditions. What he lacks in size, he makes up for in heart. A very passionate man that would take a bullet for his comrades.

4. MoneyShot: A brilliant mind and an Olympia like body. This man's sexual activity with women speaks volumes about his stamina. Anyone who can do 20 pull ups in nothing but shorts and sandals beside their bed has proven themself to me.

5. Smoke: The rudy of the team and sacrificial body. This is the guy that takes it for the team if needed. The bargaining chip. The one used to advance us to victory.

What an intriguing team

A couple all stars and a bunch of sacrifical lambs

You worry me Seaweed

[The Giant]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ated-post.html

Seaweed, I think we should consider putting this guy on our team, and removing Moneyshot.

Money would be worried about us plotting against him anyway.

There would be gunfire and huge explosions and he would be accusing us of trying to kill our own.

[Seaweed]

Seaweed, I think we should consider putting this guy on our team, and removing Moneyshot.

Money would be worried about us plotting against him anyway.

There would be gunfire and huge explosions and he would be accusing us of trying to kill our own.

Is that really Pilebuck??

[gauchojake]

What the camera didn't show was that he shot out "www.sbrodds.com" in that tree stump.

[grease lightnin]

"Hey guys, let's make a thread where we suck each other's dikks"

"Yeah that sounds great"

Bunch of -- around here

[gauchojake]

greaser you're off my team pal

[grease lightnin]

greaser you're off my team pal

Easy for a guy WHO HASN'T POSTED A TEAM to say

[The Kraken]

"Hey guys, let's make a thread where we suck each other's dikks"

"Yeah that sounds great"

Bunch of -- around here

Greaser I think you're missing the serious nature of this thread

Do NOT attempt to derail again Grease or you will be taken off my fourth team reserve list

[Auto Donk]

When I was a young boy I had this collection of G.I. Joe action figures.

My friend, Tommy, down the street had a similar collection.

He used to come over and my mom would make us milk and cookies. We would go into my room, and we'd each choose five of our action figures and go to war against each other.

Later that summer I turned eight and realized how ridiculous the whole thing was.

Good luck guys.

and like Paul Harvey, "now, the rest of the story....."

the following year, after realizing GI Joes are for little babies, around the 4th of July, said GI Joes found themselves attached to several large bottle rockets, suddenly being launched into the air and exploded....

it was hard to get that nappy ass GI Joe hair to burn..... but we eventually exceeded with half a can of gasoline

[The Giant]

"Hey guys, let's make a thread where we suck each other's dikks"

"Yeah that sounds great"

Bunch of -- around here

Good post.

These guys are embarrassing themselves.

Kraken has Opie on his team. Opie has an ankle tattoo.

Have you ever met a tough guy with an ankle tattoo, Greaser???

[gauchojake]

Easy for a guy WHO HASN'T POSTED A TEAM to say

Here's what I got so far

greaser
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[grease lightnin]

Who wouldn't want me on their team???

I am smart.... I am aggressive... and I am all about strategy and technique.

Real world scenario and not a gay man's popularity contest... I am everyone's first pick. For sure.

[The Giant]

and like Paul Harvey, "now, the rest of the story....."

the following year, after realizing GI Joes are for little babies, around the 4th of July, said GI Joes found themselves attached to several large bottle rockets, suddenly being launched into the air and exploded....

it was hard to get that nappy ass GI Joe hair to burn..... but we eventually exceeded with half a can of gasoline

[Auto Donk]

Team Seeweed preparing for battle (better get your black hoods ready, weeder):

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Russian Rocket
Big Day
Seahawk Harry
Paco
Auto Donk

Pretty easy. I've got all the sharp shooters on my team.

[Auto Donk]

Good post.

These guys are embarrassing themselves.

Kraken has Opie on his team. Opie has an ankle tattoo.

Have you ever met a tough guy with an ankle tattoo, Greaser???

good point by The Giant here.....

there's a very accurate saying about guys with ankle tats: "I'm not saying ___________ [name of gay guy with ankle tat] sucks dick, but he will certainly hold one in his mouth until it goes limp."

[Seaweed]

Russian Rocket
Big Day
Seahawk Harry
Paco
Auto Donk

Pretty easy. I've got all the sharp shooters on my team.

You have a Russian....never trust a Russian at war.

You have Paco...have you seen Homeland?

Big Day cant run

Auto Donk would masturbate in the trenches all day

Seahawk Harry is your best man

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Good post.

These guys are embarrassing themselves.

Kraken has Opie on his team. Opie has an ankle tattoo.

Have you ever met a tough guy with an ankle tattoo, Greaser???

Ankle tattoo is pretty mush a tramp stamp for a guy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You have a Russian....never trust a Russian at war.

You have Paco...have you seen Homeland?

Big Day cant run

Auto Donk would masturbate in the trenches all day

Seahawk Harry is your best man

[Auto Donk]

You have a Russian....never trust a Russian at war.

You have Paco...have you seen Homeland?

Big Day cant run

Auto Donk would masturbate in the trenches all day

Seahawk Harry is your best man

that hood must cut the circulation off to your brain, numbnuts....

I haven't masturbated (without an audience***) in years..... I HAVE to save every load I can for my nympho wife.... masturbation is the last thing on my mind.... what is on my mind is how I'm actually going to have my next O with her....

***(numerous women have requested that I straddle their face as they lay on their backs, and have me give them a close up "show" and accompanying facial)

[The Giant]

Donk, post a picture of your wife in this thread.

If not, send me a picture of her through PM, and I will deliver an honest rating between 1-10 in this thread.

[The Kraken]

It took awhile, but this thread is finally getting good