Why lie on Internet about your life?

[Covy]

Too many act big time. Only a select few are. Majority are falling short in life and using forums to compensate. Use energy towards your life...you will be better mentally and it will pay off in the gambling end.

http://imgur.com/qcjdg77
few months old but a goodie.

[The Giant]

Forum cred is all a lot of us have, Covy.

We use it to overcompensate for our small penises, small bankrolls, and lack of women.

The only validated big-timer on this site is Seaweed.

[blackHIPPY]

that boy got money

[blackHIPPY]

i dont lie im miserable and here to tell you

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Yes.

I do not lie.

5'2

275 lbs

Balding.

No job.

Cry 3 times weekly.

Haven't gotten laid since the first Bush Administration.

42 years old.

Look like a wirey haired crazy eyed penetrate.

No woman has ever looked at me and wanted me, ever in my life.

Drive a Geo Metro. It sags over to the driver's side because I am so fat.

May $1.10 plays because I am on welfare.

Only friends are on SBR.

KIDCUDI calls me daily to give me a reason to get out of bed.

Live in a rooming house.

Bedbugs.

Shared bathroom.

Don't even shave anymore. Don't have a razor, can't afford to buy more.

No one would care anyways.

Going to give up looking for a job and steal wooden skids but I can only fit one in my Geo Metro at a time.

Give's me splinters in my neck.

Face all scarred up.

I am scarred of women and alpha males.

Never been in a fight.

Life is about 6/10 for me right now.

[RudyRuetigger]

covy would you say I lie????

[pavyracer]

No one lies here son. We are all a diamond dozen.

[tony_come]

No one lies here son. We are all a diamond dozen.

We are an elite specimen

[cashin81]

* dime a dozen

[cashin81]

Yes.

I do not lie.

5'2

275 lbs

Balding.

No job.

Cry 3 times weekly.

Haven't gotten laid since the first Bush Administration.

42 years old.

Look like a wirey haired crazy eyed penetrate.

No woman has ever looked at me and wanted me, ever in my life.

Drive a Geo Metro. It sags over to the driver's side because I am so fat.

May $1.10 plays because I am on welfare.

Only friends are on SBR.

KIDCUDI calls me daily to give me a reason to get out of bed.

Live in a rooming house.

Bedbugs.

Shared bathroom.

Don't even shave anymore. Don't have a razor, can't afford to buy more.

No one would care anyways.

Going to give up looking for a job and steal wooden skids but I can only fit one in my Geo Metro at a time.

Give's me splinters in my neck.

Face all scarred up.

I am scarred of women and alpha males.

Never been in a fight.

Life is about 6/10 for me right now.

how the hell does that come to 6/10?!
I put you at 2/10 JJ. I gave you points for being "only 42" , thats ok still time.

[pavyracer]

* dime a dozen

That's not how our spiritual leader JJ says it. You must be not familiar with jjgoldisms.

[cashin81]

That's not how our spiritual leader JJ says it. You must be not familiar with jjgoldisms.

ok, i put him at 1/10 now.

[BIGDAY]

Why lie. I agree.

[LeahMichele]

I lie because I have always wanted to be cool. If just for a minute, if just in virtual reality. Now I am in the middle of banging Selena Gomez so I gotta go.

[gauchojake]

For many of us it's all we have. Why not lie?

[Smoke]

We are an elite specimen

Toniest you are special

[jjgold]

Guys it is all we have

The internet is my life

no lie

[manny24]

you have to work real life into some of these handles

people go to s chools different places, enjoy hobbies, have kids, wear ski masks

just part of the creative process

funny to see folks get all hot balls and lose ecomposure tho sometimes not gonna lie

[Smoke]

you have to work real life into some of these handles

people go to s chools different places, enjoy hobbies, have kids, wear ski masks

just part of the creative process

funny to see folks get all hot balls and lose ecomposure tho sometimes not gonna lie

[jjgold]

sucks being fat

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Damn. Mo is banged up.

I love it.

[tony_come]

Toniest you are special

Smokiest you make me horny

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Smokiest you make me horny

[jjgold]

Diggity I heard your a fat fuk man

It is why I did not want to meet you

Hey young lad you would kill my chances getting laid

I have a rep here

Did you shed any weight?

Hey I heard your knickname is fukkin SPARROW??

WTF???????????????

[tony_come]

Trieste give it to smokiest

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity I heard your a fat fuk man

It is why I did not want to meet you

Hey young lad you would kill my chances getting laid

I have a rep here

Did you shed any weight?

Hey I heard your knickname is fukkin SPARROW??

WTF???????????????

Call me Sparrow one more time and see what fukkin happens, coach.

[JMon]

Call me Sparrow one more time and see what fukkin happens, coach.

yo diggity get this, yo diggity get this...

[enter here]

[stevenash]

I tell people on the internet I'm an I/T Operations Analyst for an insurance company in New Haven Connecticut, instead of what I really am.

The starting third baseman for the SD Padres.

[JMon]

I tell people on the internet I'm an I/T Operations Analyst for an insurance company in New Haven Connecticut, instead of what I really am.

The starting third baseman for the SD Padres.

who are you fooling...everyone already knows this.

[The Kraken]

I'm trying to get in Shari's E-Panties

[JMon]

I'm trying to get in Shari's E-Panties

[jjgold]

We for the most part hide other issues

Why not??

We are like comic heroes here

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

how the hell does that come to 6/10?!
I put you at 2/10 JJ. I gave you points for being "only 42" , thats ok still time.

No could be worse.

[jandek]

I'm fukcing miserable. I have a decent job and a pretty girlfriend and nice enough life but I still gamble because I'm empty and gambling helps me to feel. Even if it feels like shit.

[Otters27]

Yes.

I do not lie.

5'2

275 lbs

Balding.

No job.

Cry 3 times weekly.

Haven't gotten laid since the first Bush Administration.

42 years old.

Look like a wirey haired crazy eyed penetrate.

No woman has ever looked at me and wanted me, ever in my life.

Drive a Geo Metro. It sags over to the driver's side because I am so fat.

May $1.10 plays because I am on welfare.

Only friends are on SBR.

KIDCUDI calls me daily to give me a reason to get out of bed.

Live in a rooming house.

Bedbugs.

Shared bathroom.

Don't even shave anymore. Don't have a razor, can't afford to buy more.

No one would care anyways.

Going to give up looking for a job and steal wooden skids but I can only fit one in my Geo Metro at a time.

Give's me splinters in my neck.

Face all scarred up.

I am scarred of women and alpha males.

Never been in a fight.

Life is about 6/10 for me right now.

MO is a cool dude