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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26314

    #1
    Signs You Are A Winning Gambler
    You have $20 minimum in your pocket at all times

    You own a car

    You have an Iphone

    You eat Almonds when you watch sports

    You put in bets while on treadmill

    You don't make drunk bets

    You own 3 pairs of dress shoes

    You wake up before 9am and you read the newspaper

    You take breaks

    You have hair

    You vacation once a year
  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #2
    9/11

    I'm close.

    No almonds or treadmill bets.
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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26314

      #3
      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
      9/11

      I'm close.
      Which 4 are missing?
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      • Seaweed
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-19-12
        • 26314

        #4
        Maybe I'm losing my eyesight but i thought that said 7/11

        Sorry, Mo

        Which TWO are missing?
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        • FlipsideRM
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-28-11
          • 10518

          #5
          8/11.

          i make drunk bets sometimes, no newspaper and I rarely carry cash
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          • Eddy Munny
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-13-13
            • 15750

            #6
            He said 9/11 was an inside job. Can't you read?
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            • FlipsideRM
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-28-11
              • 10518

              #7
              Almonds are a must when gambling on sports
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              • kidcudi92
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-14-11
                • 15434

                #8
                Originally posted by Seaweed
                Which 4 are missing?
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                • Seaweed
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 01-19-12
                  • 26314

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FlipsideRM
                  Almonds are a must when gambling on sports
                  Flipper knows
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                    Maybe I'm losing my eyesight but i thought that said 7/11

                    Sorry, Mo

                    Which TWO are missing?
                    Almonds and treadmill.

                    Though I don't read a physical news paper.

                    I just surf SBR for all the news I need

                    I wouldn't get up before 9 if I didn't have to work.
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                    • Antibet
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-30-09
                      • 1688

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kidcudi92

                      Yes, in Seaweed's gay-dimensional world 11 - 9 = 4
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                      • daneblazer
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-14-08
                        • 27861

                        #12
                        9/11

                        who reads the newspaper anymore?
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                        • unde0087
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-27-08
                          • 28875

                          #13
                          You have many leather bound books and your pad smells of rich mahogany
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                          • daneblazer
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-14-08
                            • 27861

                            #14
                            You can place a bet then take a nap
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                            • Ra77er
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-20-11
                              • 10969

                              #15
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388189

                                #16
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81454

                                  #17
                                  3/11

                                  Fuk
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                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-08-14
                                    • 14988

                                    #18
                                    Diggity you are a winner at heart and on spreadsheet.

                                    That is what counts.
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                                    • DOM_Toretto
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 01-28-13
                                      • 9035

                                      #19
                                      No almonds, occasional drunk bets, and read my news online. But I can check off all the rest!

                                      I seriously do make bets on a treadmill. After work I often go to gym, walk 1/4 or 1/2 mile while posting on SBR and putting in bets for the evening, then I run and lift after all bets are placed
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                                      • pologq
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-07-12
                                        • 19899

                                        #20
                                        close, i eat peanuts. i think there should be something on % of money invested compared to money saved, etc

                                        i place bets while at the gym or work. i read espn for my sports news.
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                                        • tony_come
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-31-10
                                          • 21695

                                          #21
                                          Signed

                                          Angelito
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                                          • Smoke
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-09-09
                                            • 48111

                                            #22
                                            Signed

                                            Toniest Come
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                                            • Scorpion
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-04-05
                                              • 7797

                                              #23
                                              12) have a bitcoin account
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                                              • blackHIPPY
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-01-14
                                                • 3973

                                                #24
                                                10/11
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388189

                                                  #25
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                                                  • smoke a bowl
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-09-09
                                                    • 2776

                                                    #26
                                                    Biggest sign is that you don't talk about it.
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                                                    • SamsNCharge99
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-22-08
                                                      • 41242

                                                      #27
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                                                      • PorkChop
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-18-08
                                                        • 8193

                                                        #28
                                                        Always have a handful of big cash on you and don't sleep more than 4 hours a night. Drink a lot of caffeine
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                                                        • Seaweed
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 01-19-12
                                                          • 26314

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PorkChop
                                                          Always have a handful of big cash on you and don't sleep more than 4 hours a night. Drink a lot of caffeine
                                                          Sharp
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                                                          • Jayvegas420
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-09-11
                                                            • 28213

                                                            #30
                                                            Seaweed, I'm 1/11
                                                            I have hair.
                                                            Should I be concerned?
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388189

                                                              #31
                                                              Winning gamblers never post their statistics
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                                                              • Don_Omarion
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 10-23-15
                                                                • 2635

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                You have $20 minimum in your pocket at all times

                                                                You own a car

                                                                You have an Iphone


                                                                You eat Almonds when you watch sports

                                                                You put in bets while on treadmill

                                                                You don't make drunk bets

                                                                You own 3 pairs of dress shoes

                                                                You wake up before 9am and you read the newspaper

                                                                You take breaks

                                                                You have hair

                                                                You vacation once a year
                                                                missing those 2 lol

                                                                Do not like IPhones and prefer Sony Mobiles and Digital Cameras , do not like having a car at least so far lol

                                                                peace
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                                                                • klemopixx
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-02-14
                                                                  • 3806

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by FlipsideRM
                                                                  Almonds are a must when gambling on sports
                                                                  I like walnuts better, does that disqualify me?
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                                                                  • LordVodka
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-17-09
                                                                    • 5206

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Not a winning gambler here.

                                                                    Talked to a guy today. He's a winning gambler. Made a deposit two years ago and has never had to reload his account.
                                                                    His secret? He only bets $5 and plays parlays. When he's up $200 he takes money out.
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