Boys....as some of you already know on Saturday mornings I like to do something special and treat myself to breakfast at the Howard Johnsons down the street. The establishment does not have the signature blue roof but the facility is still top notch. I have been patronizing this place for over one year.
Well, this morning I felt like ordering an omelet but I was in kind of a hurry because I was going to Del Mar to watch the morning workouts and handicap the horses. It was then I touched on a brilliant idea. I wanted to get the omelet in a tortilla kind of like a breakfast burrito. That way if I was running late I could just throw some money down on the table, grab the burrito, and be off.
I told the waitress what I wanted and she said no problem. A couple of minutes later she comes back and says it is a no go. I say "what the ****?" and she goes on to explain that the chef won't fill my order. He says he can put the omelet in a burrito but he would not add cucumbers. Everybody knows I like cucumbers because they have a great texture and make a really cool snapping sound when you eat them. The chef didn't think the cucumbers would taste good so he refused my order.
Who is this jackass to tell me what to eat? Needless to say I got really upset. I called the waitress a cunt and left without paying for my pineapple juice.
I am done with that place.
—jjgold
Well, this morning I felt like ordering an omelet but I was in kind of a hurry because I was going to Del Mar to watch the morning workouts and handicap the horses. It was then I touched on a brilliant idea. I wanted to get the omelet in a tortilla kind of like a breakfast burrito. That way if I was running late I could just throw some money down on the table, grab the burrito, and be off.
I told the waitress what I wanted and she said no problem. A couple of minutes later she comes back and says it is a no go. I say "what the ****?" and she goes on to explain that the chef won't fill my order. He says he can put the omelet in a burrito but he would not add cucumbers. Everybody knows I like cucumbers because they have a great texture and make a really cool snapping sound when you eat them. The chef didn't think the cucumbers would taste good so he refused my order.
Who is this jackass to tell me what to eat? Needless to say I got really upset. I called the waitress a cunt and left without paying for my pineapple juice.
I am done with that place.
—jjgold
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but I admire others. 