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  • Mac4Lyfe
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-04-09
    • 48383

    #1
    Why am I a Browns fan?
    I'd be better off scheduling root canals every Sunday. Maybe I should start water boarding myself or hang upside down on pierced nipples. This shit storm is every fukking week.

    Only the Browns would hurt Steelers starting QB Landry in order to force Big Ben off the bench to then proceed to fukk thee.
  • Mac4Lyfe
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-04-09
    • 48383

    #2
    Ball keeps bouncing into Steelers hands. Fukking unreal.
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        what a sik fukk..... not because he wants to hang upside down from his nipples or get waterboarded.....

        but because he's a browns fan!!!
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        • MoneyLineDawg
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-01-09
          • 13253

          #5
          I feel like half your pain as a Jets fan if that helps....
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          • GUMMO77
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9294

            #6
            Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
            I feel like half your pain as a Jets fan if that helps....

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            • Mac4Lyfe
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 01-04-09
              • 48383

              #7
              Browns stop the Steelers on the goal line. Steelers line up for a FG. Some stupid fukk Browns defender jumps over the top of the pile on the FG, which is a penalty, giving them a first down then a TD pass. Steelers 4th down on the 1 yard line, Browns stop them but a Browns defender is off sides. I can't make this shit up.

              Belichick coaches the Browns and couldn't help for losing. Leaves the Browns and he can't fukking lose. As soon as the Ravens left Cleveland they hoisted up a Superbowl trophy. Every week I'm getting punished for being a fan...
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              • Harry N. Lloyd
                SBR MVP
                • 03-26-08
                • 4810

                #8
                I'm watching the Browns game and I'm stunned how undisciplined they are. Dumb penalties. Fumbles. Bad play calling. Ugh!! I feel for ya, pal.
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                • MoneyLineDawg
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-01-09
                  • 13253

                  #9
                  Browns in trouble
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                  • CanuckG
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-10
                    • 21978

                    #10
                    Lazy defense
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                    • Mac4Lyfe
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-04-09
                      • 48383

                      #11
                      Last drive the Browns defense kept doing dumb shit after dumb shit to drive Pitt down the field. One play, they get a roughing the passer penalty and a pass interference. Who the fukk gets those 2 penalties on the same play? Now, going into halftime and Pitt just throws another bomb into the end zone for another TD.

                      Did I forget to mention that Landry Jones couldn't do shit in this game so the Browns hurt him, so that Big Ben had to come into the game?? Big Ben now has his season high for one half, almost 300 yards and he's only played one half of this half because the Browns are dumb fukks.
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                      • Mac4Lyfe
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-04-09
                        • 48383

                        #12
                        Can this be a real NFL team? This shit is comical. Mutherfukkers should just forfeit the season. It would be a lot less painful.

                        Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                        I'm watching the Browns game and I'm stunned how undisciplined they are. Dumb penalties. Fumbles. Bad play calling. Ugh!! I feel for ya, pal.
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                        • Mac4Lyfe
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-04-09
                          • 48383

                          #13
                          I was born into this shit??? It's a good thing I don't have a ledge in my 1 story home.

                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          what a sik fukk..... not because he wants to hang upside down from his nipples or get waterboarded.....

                          but because he's a browns fan!!!
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                          • Mac4Lyfe
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-04-09
                            • 48383

                            #14
                            Big Ben is the only available QB for Pitt in this game now. How fukking embarrassing is this going to be in the 4th quarter when they rest Ben and put Heath Miller in at QB.
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              even when this team wins 10 games can't make the playoffs

                              Tim Couch
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                              • unde0087
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-27-08
                                • 28956

                                #16
                                Mac, you can tell alot about a person just by watching his fanhood. The person who is still a diehard, even if his team blows nuts for years, but still will stand by them no matter what shit they take, quite honestly is a person I want as my friend because everyone is cool when things are great but in hard times.........that guy will be there
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                                • Mac4Lyfe
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 01-04-09
                                  • 48383

                                  #17
                                  Fukking Colts laying down bitches. All we needed was for them to win their last game of the season. BUT no, those bitches rested Payton Manning and other starters and put the Browns playoff hopes in the hands of Jim Sorghi. Titans Vince Young went out hurt only to see Kerry Collins lead them to 3 2nd half FG's to beat those bastard Colts and continue our playoff drought. The only saving grace was to see the Colts and Manning lose like the laying down bitches they are. I've hated Manning and Dungheap ever since.


                                  Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                  even when this team wins 10 games can't make the playoffs

                                  Tim Couch
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                                  • Rich Boy
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-01-09
                                    • 9714

                                    #18
                                    Lol guy would rather waterboard him self heh? Settle down guey
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                                    • Mac4Lyfe
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-04-09
                                      • 48383

                                      #19
                                      Unfortunately, I can't quit on my Browns even though they have quit on me. I can divorce my wife, even disown my kids but I can't leave my Browns.

                                      Originally posted by unde0087
                                      Mac, you can tell alot about a person just by watching his fanhood. The person who is still a diehard, even if his team blows nuts for years, but still will stand by them no matter what shit they take, quite honestly is a person I want as my friend because everyone is cool when things are great but in hard times.........that guy will be there
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                                      • Mac4Lyfe
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-04-09
                                        • 48383

                                        #20
                                        and another play with 2 flags on Cleveland. Offsides and pass interference on the same play. AND the very next play, ANOTHER pass interference. I am not making this shit up. This is an NFL team.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Cleveland Will never win they continually make wrong personnel decisions
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                                          • TwoWays
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-10
                                            • 13145

                                            #22
                                            I don't get why teams just don't throw it up 1 v 1 coverage. The likelihood of pass interference outweighs turnover or incompletion. I think it is a net plus
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                                            • Booya711
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 12-20-11
                                              • 27329

                                              #23
                                              I was a Bucs fan as a kid....watching the TB/DAL game requires naps
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                                              • Mac4Lyfe
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 01-04-09
                                                • 48383

                                                #24
                                                Yeah but Jameis is a franchise QB. We haven't had a legit QB since Brian Sipe.

                                                1st and goal on the 1/2 yard line and now it's 2nd and goal from the 25 yard line. You can't make this shit up.

                                                Originally posted by Booya711
                                                I was a Bucs fan as a kid....watching the TB/DAL game requires naps
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                                                • unde0087
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 03-27-08
                                                  • 28956

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                  Unfortunately, I can't quit on my Browns even though they have quit on me. I can divorce my wife, even disown my kids but I can't leave my Browns.
                                                  Hell ya man, I am a Jets fan and a Mets fan, not many years are good but things are finally looking up but no matter what I will represent. Middle fingers up for the haters
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                                                  • TheSideBet
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 08-05-15
                                                    • 2301

                                                    #26
                                                    The Johnny Fumble int in the 1st and then the neck breaker face mask by Moates.

                                                    Tough day to watch the game man!
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                                                    • mr. leisure
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-29-08
                                                      • 17507

                                                      #27
                                                      What a horrible set of plays from the 1/2 yard line
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                                                      • seaborneq
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-08-06
                                                        • 22556

                                                        #28
                                                        I have the over in the game. That just put the last nail in the coffin. Wasted all of that time on a drive that makes it to the one yard line and come up with nothing. I need to be waterboarded.
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                                                        • TwoWays
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-24-10
                                                          • 13145

                                                          #29
                                                          All rothlesbuger does is throw it deep and gets a flag. The last drive Pitt had resulted in like 80 yds worth of pass interference. I'd guess putt has over 100 yds just on pass interference calls
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Manziel does not look bad

                                                            If the kid played weekly he would be ok
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                                                            • mr. leisure
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-29-08
                                                              • 17507

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by seaborneq
                                                              I have the over in the game. That just put the last nail in the coffin. Wasted all of that time on a drive that makes it to the one yard line and come up with nothing. I need to be waterboarded.
                                                              TD browns, you have a chance . Then they miss the extra point
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                                                              • Mac4Lyfe
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 01-04-09
                                                                • 48383

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TwoWays
                                                                All rothlesbuger does is throw it deep and gets a flag. The last drive Pitt had resulted in like 80 yds worth of pass interference. I'd guess putt has over 100 yds just on pass interference calls
                                                                Pretty much but if Cleveland wasn't pass interfering, Pitt would have scored a lot quicker. Much of these penalties are because Cleveland is playing dumb and undisciplined.
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                                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                                  • 21562

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                                  Yeah but Jameis is a franchise QB. We haven't had a legit QB since Brian Sipe.

                                                                  1st and goal on the 1/2 yard line and now it's 2nd and goal from the 25 yard line. You can't make this shit up.
                                                                  What you talking about? You got Johnny Football

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                                                                  • Mac4Lyfe
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 01-04-09
                                                                    • 48383

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Keystone fukking cops...
                                                                    Originally posted by mr. leisure
                                                                    TD browns, you have a chance . Then they miss the extra point
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                                                                    • lakerboy
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 04-02-09
                                                                      • 94379

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Should never have gotten the team back.
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