Best-ever birthday gift to self: Smashing a 4-team parlay!

[Capybara]

Not bad, if I do say so myself. And turned out pretty easy for a +1260:

TICKET #: 231114392PARLAY (4 TEAMS)PLACED: 10/28/2015 @ 04:46 PM BET RESULT:WIN RISKED: 23.30
TO WIN:293.22PLAYED ON: 10/28/2015 @ 05:15 PMNBA - [714] OKLAHOMA CITY -4-110 -WINSCORE: SAN ANTONIO(106) - OKLAHOMA CITY(112)PLAYED ON: 10/28/2015 @ 05:15 PMNBA - [715] NEW YORK +4½-105 -WINSCORE: NEW YORK(122) - MILWAUKEE(97)PLAYED ON: 10/28/2015 @ 05:15 PMNBA - [720] TOTAL U188-110
(CLEVELAND VRS MEMPHIS) -WINSCORE: CLEVELAND(106) - MEMPHIS(76)PLAYED ON: 10/28/2015 @ 07:15 PMNBA - [722] PORTLAND -2½-110 -WINSCORE: NEW ORLEANS(94) - PORTLAND(112)WIN / LOSE: 293.22NEW BALANCE: 950.79

[actiondan]

Can i borrow 50 bucks

[Jeffie]

Can I have $5 I went all in and tailed JJ on his chargers bet. I just wanna get back in the action.

[Capybara]

Are you guys giving me shit? It's a 4-team parlay, how much did you want me to put on it? I'll take $292 for a $23 investment any day of the week.

Gonna fukk w a poster on his b-day, tsk-tsk.

[actiondan]

I'll take a check made out to cash, thanks

[Capybara]

I'll take a check made out to cash, thanks

Your point is lost on me, sorry. Make it funnier, clearer, or more pointed if you wish.

[RudyRuetigger]

good job pal

now go all in again

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Good job Dan.

Are you getting laid for your birthday? That would be the icing.

[Vegas39]

Good job Dan.

Are you getting laid for your birthday? That would be the icing.

as long as Ronald doesn't pop out of cake