Fonzi???? AAAAYYYYYYY! USC has JUMPED THE SARK!!!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Fonzi???? AAAAYYYYYYY! USC has JUMPED THE SARK!!!!!
    I'm sorry, but I love Sarkisian and his seven martini lunches......

    Pat Hayden and Co. now have a full blow disaster on their hands..........

    Helton clearly not the man or the job.... That gaudy preseason ranking a distant memory now..........

    Good luck, Sark, get some treatment......

    for those of you who like to take walks down memory lane, a video from a better time (at least it was the night of the Salute to Troy---maybe not so much the next morning):



    funny how they picked the nerdiest fuk on usc's campus to talk to for a male perspective......

    as for the female, I'm sure there's much hotter roaming around usc's campus, but I'd still bang her like a screen door in a hurricane; I'd make her wear the stylin' shades just so I could ruin the reflective coating with a well placed blast of jizz............
  • teaserpleaser
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-14-08
    • 26015

    #2
    wtf??? why did dude bust in here like this just happened.... donk you crazy...
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by teaserpleaser
      wtf??? why did dude bust in here like this just happened.... donk you crazy...
      the firing came down today; he'd weathered the storm til last week, when he showed up to practice totally shitfaced...........

      he spent the weekend balling his eyes out in his office....
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Guy was a bum

        There's no tolerance anymore for substance-abuse and sports
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        • teaserpleaser
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-14-08
          • 26015

          #5
          breaking news that broke yesterday....
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Guy was a bum

            There's no tolerance anymore for substance-abuse and sports
            unless you're abusing PED's with a good masking agent; then they call you things like "allstar", "franchise-player", "all-pro", etc. etc.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Automan I'm going to make an example out of you when we meet in Vegas nothing bad just a few slaps and then some beer and escorts afterwards
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                breaking news that broke yesterday....
                dammit, man, I was in court all day yesterday and couldn't put it up until today.............
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Why is Pat Haden still the athletic director at USC
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Why is Pat Haden still the athletic director at USC
                    that's where this has to land.... in his lap..., as usc's success under his tutelage has been dismal.....

                    as for you jj, I don't give a fuk which of these you decide to go with -- whether the leading bargain brand or the best name brand -- but you better have a pair of them on for what happens next after you try to get "a few slaps" in (otherwise those escorts are gonna have a really messy job gettin' you off):
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                    • tatddy
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-02-10
                      • 10779

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      dammit, man, I was in court all day yesterday and couldn't put it up until today.............
                      Ha 2 threads on this yesterday. And I seem to remember you tossing out a 20 minute curse-ridden rant in an SBR poker tourney about "SBR staff @##$ rigging the tourney" so you lose your 2 cents.

                      Gotta love the juxtapose of a high-level attorney losing his shyte because of a monopoly money sbr poker tourney.
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tatddy
                        Ha 2 threads on this yesterday. And I seem to remember you tossing out a 20 minute curse-ridden rant in an SBR poker tourney about "SBR staff @##$ rigging the tourney" so you lose your 2 cents.

                        Gotta love the juxtapose of a high-level attorney losing his shyte because of a monopoly money sbr poker tourney.
                        Yep.

                        All sounds very Deuce-esque.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tatddy
                          Ha 2 threads on this yesterday. And I seem to remember you tossing out a 20 minute curse-ridden rant in an SBR poker tourney about "SBR staff @##$ rigging the tourney" so you lose your 2 cents.

                          Gotta love the juxtapose of a high-level attorney losing his shyte because of a monopoly money sbr poker tourney.
                          it's about fair competition........ whether it's a 5 dollar buyin, 100 buck buyin, or a $1500 buyin, or a f'n freeroll on Shithole Be Rigged, it's the same frustration......

                          I've been angrier at SBR's rigged bullshit than I've ever been taking a bad beat live, where much more money was at stake....... hell, i even took a bubble badbeat at the wsop in a bracelet event in stride, with a smile, as I knew it was fair and part of the game. the same can't be said for sbr's rigged, programmed bullshit

                          ps, i hope you don't exaggerate everything in your life by a 1000x factor (ie, my rant --typing one quick line in chat before exiting, took maybe 10-15 seconds at most, not 20 f'n mins), otherwise that 10" kahk you brag about is actually a f'n micropenis.......
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Automan if you're a lawyer or a bail bondsman I'm a judge in Clark County Nevada
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                            • grease lightnin
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-01-12
                              • 16015

                              #15
                              Can somebody put up the drunk speech? I cant find it.
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                              • USCPHILLYGUY
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-15-12
                                • 21746

                                #16
                                pretty confident this is the 1st ever usage of the word juxtapose here at SBR!
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                                • tatddy
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-02-10
                                  • 10779

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                  pretty confident this is the 1st ever usage of the word juxtapose here at SBR!
                                  It may be too esoteric for this group
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                                  • TheSchafe
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-29-09
                                    • 2143

                                    #18
                                    I can see Pete Carroll coming back or something crazy.
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                                    • opie1988
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-12-10
                                      • 23429

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tatddy
                                      It may be too esoteric for this group
                                      I use esoteric all the time!! One of my faves. It's almost become ubiquitous in my sales pitches.
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                                      • BigdaddyQH
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-13-09
                                        • 19530

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        dammit, man, I was in court all day yesterday and couldn't put it up until today.............
                                        What were you in for? You sound like a typical wimp who loves to get his face turned into hamburger meat.
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                                        • Vegas39
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-22-11
                                          • 30686

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                                          What were you in for? You sound like a typical wimp who loves to get his face turned into hamburger meat.

                                          this from pussy who serves fries at McDonalds and lives with his parents
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                                          • tatddy
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-02-10
                                            • 10779

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                            I use esoteric all the time!! One of my faves. It's almost become ubiquitous in my sales pitches.
                                            That's why you live in a mansion.
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