Nelly Wit Da Jelly saves the Rockets' upcoming season!

[Auto Donk]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Nelly Wit Da Jelly, the stripper that James Harden was recently caught nailin' the shit out of, as now the the relationship with that pig Khloe Kardashian will be over before the season starts.....

we all saw what this nasty bitch did to Lamar Odom, turning him from a sixth man of the year award winner to a f'n crack head.....
Harden would not have faired much better....

But alas, as Harden has a penchant for seedy slut strippers, he won't have the distraction of a relationship with a kardashian to put up with, and the Rockets will be a better team in light of this development......

anyone seen a photo of this ho with the jelly?

edit: ah, found one: she's the ho on the far right; other online photos strongly indicate this one is airbrushed, as she doesn't look nearly as good in them....

[FlipsideRM]

Lmao

[jjgold]

Automan give us a football winner

[Auto Donk]

a not so flattering look at Nelli W T J:

[Bostongambler]

I would rather sleep with Trump than any of the Kadashian trash

[Auto Donk]

Automan give us a football winner

too early in the week for that.... I'm still half hungover from Sunday...

tho I did get a guy charged by the State of Texas with a 2nd degree felony 4th dwi probation this morning...... hangover and all; could have done 2-20 in the pen......

[Auto Donk]

I would rather sleep with Trump than any of the Kadashian trash

personally, id fuk all of them before getting near trump's pathetic junk......

and I love to skull fuk kim to death, literally

[Bostongambler]

I hope you copied and pasted your post then. I would suggest a rather more formal banter in court. 😳😳😳😳

[jjgold]

automan what are you??

Lawyer??

Bail bondsman??

[Bostongambler]

When the economy & safety of the citizens is on point, then U S would/will thrive.

[Auto Donk]

I hope you copied and pasted your post then. I would suggest a rather more formal banter in court. 

hot female asst. d.a., said she gave my client the best deal she's given in years on a felony dwi case because of how "nice" I was...... trust me, no one had a clue except me that I was hurtin a bit from a sunday funday gone long....

[Bostongambler]

hot female asst. d.a., said she gave my client the best deal she's given in years on a felony dwi case because of how "nice" I was...... trust me, no one had a clue except me that I was hurtin a bit from a sunday funday gone long....

Ok that's proof 😁😁😁😁😁

[jjgold]

Automan you do not look too bright

I picture you as a guy that likes Beer and likes slots

In my world your an easy target to rob once your drunk

Hey chief if we meet do not get drunk or I might clip $500 off you

[Auto Donk]

it'll be a pretty cold day in hell before a "nhl moderator" clips anything off me..... perhaps my pubic mane, but i'd only let you do that just to watch you gawk at my kawk

[Sledge187]

Harden is a beast but he loves to get drunk and bang strippers.

[SharpAngles]

In my world your an easy target to rob once your drunk

Hey chief if we meet do not get drunk or I might clip $500 off you

[jjgold]

Harden is no beast in playoffs

[mpaschal34]

I vote for autodonk, bobbywaves, PO69 and JJ to live in JJ's house (per his other thread). That sounds like a wheels off crew.