Video..Change Of Luck New Beer..Check Out My Tremendous Jab

[jjgold]

unlve students always in the liquor stores and PBR flies off the shelves

Its a cheap beer and I guess thats why..in the desert tons of empty cans on the side of PBR also

[Vegas39]

unlve students always in the liquor stores and PBR flies off the shelves

Its a cheap beer and I guess thats why..in the desert tons of empty cans on the side of PBR also

Or they go to the freakin frog

[Auto Donk]

hey jj, after thinking over this evening you have planned with the ladies, I've concluded it's going to be an unmitigated disaster as far as you getting to lay the pipe........

after looking at it from every angle, the only conceivable way you have some sexual contact with either of these women relies on you following one person's sound, proven -- over and over, literally dozens if not hundreds of times -- technique. You must follow the teachings of the master:

[jjgold]

Automan tough to get a chick when your 2.5 inches

Its a big disadvantage

[El Nino]

Corona is piss water. Pacifico, Negra Modelo, Dos XX. Common, coach.

[grease lightnin]

Corona is piss water. Pacifico, Negra Modelo, Dos XX. Common, coach.

He is trying to watch his figure

[TheGoldenGoose]

Where's the Lime wedge???

Can't drink Corona without squeezing a Lime Wedge in there and stuffing it into the bottle.

[jjgold]

Lime probably better than Lemon

Lemon destroys beer

[Auto Donk]

JJ, not sure how you're approaching the "tough to get a woman when you only have 2.5 inches of less-than-solid-man-meat," but let me offer you a few tips.....

do NOT under any circumstances reveal your shortcoming until you absolutely have to, ie, forget about your tiny gherkin, don't let it affect your confidence, etc., and wait until the absolute last moment, once she's naked and you've already made her come 2-3 times by going down on her, before even exposing your pathetic manhood.

Once she's gone that far, she'll probably say "what the fuk, I know this is gonna be less than satisfying, but I'm here, he ate me out and got me off, and it's too late and too much of a hassell to go back to the club and get some real kahk," and put out for you.....

Remember, never say shit about it, and deflect any attempts by the prospect to cop a feel, or do a "accidental" brush against your groin, in an effort to "size you up" to see if you have enough to satisfy her......

throw the "eat and roll" method into your repertoire, ie, once she busts one on your face, quickly roll her over and pull her ass up, for some doggystyle action. then quickly drop your boxers, as her face is facing the headboard she won't see the pathetic vision of your tiny junk..... If she tries to glance back to see what you're sportin', smack her right ass cheek hard as fuk, (repeat as necessary, till she gets the point not to try again.)

then go ahead and jam it in..... try to rub against one of her walls, for some sensation (ie, don't be a total "hotdog down a hallway" situation)..... bust your nut, roll off the bed while grabbing your boxers and quickly put them on to keep your nightmare of a kahk from her view........... call it a night.

[jjgold]

Automan that was a tremedous post and like I always say you should be in the porn industry

[shaunovery]

You need a piece of lime in that beer

[Vegas39]

You need a piece of lime in that beer

he needs to dump that shit down sink

[shaunovery]

he needs to dump that shit down sink

Just shows he's a lightweight

[KVB]

Where's the Lime wedge???

Can't drink Corona without squeezing a Lime Wedge in there and stuffing it into the bottle.

[ttwarrior1]

corona man here too. good luck coming your way

[jjgold]

Warrior we know !!

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I think that lemon shandy is the most unorthodox thing JJ has drank so far.

That says something.

We just aren't sure what.

[JMon]

A six pack

[manny24]

i don't think Donker ever goes soft

the guy is hornier than a 3-peckered billy goat

[jjgold]

I'm polishing off my third Corona of the week it's OK but I'm going to move onto a new beer

[ithinkiamgood]

JJ is such a mush but its impossible not to root for him gotta say it lol, I still think this Joe Pesci wannabe should have a tv-show..

[manny24]

Pumpkinheads will be out soon

[El Nino]

Pumpkinheads will be out soon

Tis' the season.

[Booya711]

You need a piece of lime in that beer

The purpose of the lime in the bottle was to keep the flies out

the lime is not going to make a shitty beer magically delicious like lucky charms

[Kindred]

Corona and Bacardi lime or you're a tool, total pussy. Men don't use limes they use Bacardi lime

[Bostongambler]

You are breathing heavy at the end Gold. Damm son eat a salad or go for a walk . Do something man.

[Swinging Johnson]

Corona light wtf coach!!! Go back to the one and only PBR. Nice left hook by the way. Reminded me of Marvin Hagler back in the day.

Hagler was a southpaw...and JJ is faster.

[Vegas39]

the lime is not going to make a shitty beer magically delicious like lucky charms

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[jjgold]

will try an off beer next

[Vegas39]

will try an off beer next

Go find an oktoberfest beer

[jjgold]

what store guy?????

[Vegas39]

what store guy?????

are you still in vegas?

If so total wine or top shelf spirits

[jjgold]

Yea

How about Lee's?

[eidolon]

"This is one of the top 7 beers I've ever tasted...Corona Light"


JJ...grab some Lagunitas IPA or Racer 5

[Vegas39]

Yea

How about Lee's?

Lee's a step up from your albersons where you shop. Two I gave you have better GOOD beer selections