Can't beat my ass in sports handicappin, try Poker

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  • The Prick
    SBR MVP
    • 08-31-05
    • 4965

    #1
    Can't beat my ass in sports handicappin, try Poker
    the managers of SBR Costa Rica (about as lame a title as fry shaker at Jack N Box) have decided to turn me into a walkin billboard this year. but i'm gettin paid so you can kiss my ass

    Beat The Prick at Poker: Weekly Freerolls!
    • When: Saturdays at 12PM ET (first 14 NFL weekends)
    • Where: SBR Poker room
    • Buy-in: FREE

    Prize-pool
    1st. 600pts
    2nd. 400pts
    3rd. 300pts
    4th. 250pts
    5th. 200pts
    6th. 170pts
    7th. 150pts
    8th. 120pts
    9th. 110pts
    10th. 100pts
    ^poker pts

    + 100 betpoints for eliminating my white ass



  • Mr KLC
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-19-07
    • 31097

    #2
    Can't wait to start stomping your ass next week along with smothering and covering that little gay looking Mr. Potato head.
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    • JoeyBagels
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 03-10-13
      • 784

      #3
      Are prizes poker points or betpoints?
      Also assume it's open to non pros too?
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      • SBR Forum
        Administrator
        • 12-02-06
        • 4558

        #4
        Originally posted by JoeyBagels
        Are prizes poker points or betpoints?
        Also assume it's open to non pros too?
        The tournament is open to all users and pays poker points with 3x rollover. The Prick's bounty pays 100 betpoints.
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        • BIGDAY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 02-17-10
          • 48245

          #5
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          • ArunSh
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-24-07
            • 6801

            #6
            Nice to have this back though kind of early for those on the West Coast. But hard to please everyone I know. I hope the other weekend tourneys like the High Rollers and especially the Rebuy will be back soon too.
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              hairy prick ass
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              • thechaoz
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-23-09
                • 12154

                #8
                A little early for my night owl ass. Free points is always good but I'd rather be spoon humping whatever rando is in my bed (or hers) from the night before.
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                • Ra77er
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-20-11
                  • 10969

                  #9
                  Prick move this to 7pm Saturday night, not in the morning.
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                  • Slanina
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-21-09
                    • 3827

                    #10
                    I cashed last year in BTP and obviously would laugh you off the poker table. In other words, you haven't been able to beat me in anything. What a noob post.
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                    • BennyBigNuts
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-16-12
                      • 8700

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Prick
                      but i'm gettin paid so you can kiss my ass


                      + 100 betpoints for eliminating my white ass



                      Hope you're getting paid more than the whopping $3 worth of points they are giving away on your bounty, LOL

                      RIP SBR
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                      • Jayvegas420
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-09-11
                        • 28213

                        #12
                        Benny

                        Fukk off.
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                        • Hot Jerry
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-16-13
                          • 5545

                          #13
                          Prick - Im glad to see u doing football again ! Love u man and good luck to u with your picks this season , even tho Im not in football contest I love to see your picks every week . LOL - if I remember it correctly from last year a lots of guys should be in POKER BUSINESS - LOL !!
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Saturdays at 12 is when college football games start

                            That is a strange time...guys are so busy then whether home or out on a Saturday midday

                            Prick its bad time
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                            • SomeDayinBuffalo
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-12-11
                              • 1472

                              #15
                              Always down for more ways to put the Prick in his place. Should be able to play in most of them.
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                              • Bcatswin
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-21-10
                                • 13931

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ArunSh
                                Nice to have this back though kind of early for those on the West Coast. But hard to please everyone I know. I hope the other weekend tourneys like the High Rollers and especially the Rebuy will be back soon too.

                                If it was later prick would be to drunk to enter.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Prick your a bad handicapper and poker player

                                  Lets see how tough you are ..lets play $40/$80 real cash
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                                  • KiDBaZkiT
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-20-09
                                    • 14962

                                    #18
                                    How boy in real life you fat out of shape piece of shit? U talk down to everyone cuz your hideous as fukk. Bet u can't even get a streetbwalker for less than -500
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Prick your a bad handicapper and poker player

                                      Lets see how tough you are ..lets play $40/$80 real cash
                                      I'd like an invite to this game, please......
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Automan you could not take the pressure pal

                                        You do not strike me as liking pressure
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          only one way to find out......
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Poker....$5000 bankroll at table or you have no shot
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              jj, i'll post that up easily; let me know when this game might happen to occur....

                                              i'm casino-ing at the golden nugget this coming weekend, have front row hank jr tickets at the nugget for his show sunday night.......

                                              vegas will probably be in nov or dec..... we can play poker then, if not sooner
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Automan who is the girl in avatar?

                                                Prick is horrible in poker..I have played with him and he telegraphs every hand
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                                                • The Prick
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-31-05
                                                  • 4965

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Automan who is the girl in avatar?

                                                  Prick is horrible in poker..I have played with him and he telegraphs every hand
                                                  think thats Megan Rochester broad interviewin me next week
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Prick
                                                    think thats Megan Rochester broad interviewin me next week
                                                    Prick watch your back...I advise you not to come to Vegas
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                                                    • vividjohn45
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-21-10
                                                      • 6331

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Prick watch your back...I advise you not to come to Vegas
                                                      Prick. Jj got typo corrected. Originally it was 'Prick watch your backside ...i admire you when you come in vegas'
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                                                      • The Prick
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-31-05
                                                        • 4965

                                                        #28
                                                        one week ---- that's when the poker ass whipping starts

                                                        be there or be square - oh wait ur already a buncha fuggin squares
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                                                        • bobbywaves
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-06-08
                                                          • 13280

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Prick
                                                          one week ---- that's when the poker ass whipping starts

                                                          be there or be square - oh wait ur already a buncha fuggin squares
                                                          Apparently there's no free pro status for employees. How about ponying up $100 to support your employer broke dikk?
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                                                          • The Prick
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 08-31-05
                                                            • 4965

                                                            #30
                                                            wtf u fuggers 4got to register me, awe hell.

                                                            guess i can start drinkin

                                                            my 100 pt bounty & t shirt goes to the winner. somebody needs firing over this
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                                                            • mpaschal34
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-04-13
                                                              • 12087

                                                              #31
                                                              Haha....only at SBR.
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                                                              • Vegas39
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 09-22-11
                                                                • 30686

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Prick
                                                                wtf u fuggers 4got to register me, awe hell.

                                                                guess i can start drinkin

                                                                my 100 pt bounty & t shirt goes to the winner. somebody needs firing over this
                                                                who's in charge of this JJ?
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                                                                • Mr KLC
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 12-19-07
                                                                  • 31097

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Prick
                                                                  wtf u fuggers 4got to register me, awe hell.

                                                                  guess i can start drinkin

                                                                  my 100 pt bounty & t shirt goes to the winner. somebody needs firing over this
                                                                  I got home late, and was looking for him in the tourney. Thought I needed a new prescription for a second there.
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                                                                  • mpaschal34
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 02-04-13
                                                                    • 12087

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Send me the T-shirt my way!

                                                                    Mine from last year has a big stain. Was regulated to cleaning duties. Time for a replacement.
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                                                                    • Itsamazing777
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-14-12
                                                                      • 12602

                                                                      #35
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