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  • PaperTrail07
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-29-08
    • 20423

    #36
    100% pokerstars is the only legit site...and even then I sure things are missed
    Originally posted by Stockdale
    Well if i ever play its at PokerStars (still rarely but whatever), not some 2 bit operation being hosted by a Nigerian prince

    Online Casinos dont have to be "rigged" they're programmed to fleece you of your money just like an actual Casino!
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #37
      I had the urge today but fought it off
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      • Harry N. Lloyd
        SBR MVP
        • 03-26-08
        • 4810

        #38
        Call any online/offshore (warning #1) book to discuss making a deposit and you will soon be talking to some rasta-caribbean dude (warning #2). Play poker against people whom you can't see (warning #3) and it will be a miracle if you win. Bet sports against the online house and get lucky enough to increase your bankroll and you will soon ask for a payout. Rasta-dude (warning #2 again, which equals warning #4) will tell you that they are under-going an internal computer security update (warning #5) which will prevent payment for a few days, but you are allowed to keep gambling (warning #6). You will become suspicious that you are a huge sucker (warning #7) so you will try to start hammering your account/going on full tilt (warning #8) to teach them a lesson. Once on full tilt you will begin to lose at a remarkable rate (warning #9) and soon all of your profits will be gone (warning #10) but soon you will think that perhaps you should have been more patient (warning #11) and then you decide to manage your account more wisely next time so you pick up your phone and call rasta-dude (warning #12) again about making another deposit into your account (warning #13). Guyz, 13 is an unlucky number. Don't do it!
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        • BigBusiness
          SBR MVP
          • 09-16-12
          • 3226

          #39
          Cause online blackjack knows exactly what buttons to push to get you "caught up in the moment"

          Try laying a $50 chip and you have KQ and the dealer has blackjack.

          That is when the point of no return begins.
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          • BigBusiness
            SBR MVP
            • 09-16-12
            • 3226

            #40
            Originally posted by PaperTrail07
            100% pokerstars is the only legit site...and even then I sure things are missed
            N1GGA PLEASE! pokerstars is rigged as shit.

            apparently none of you have watched magic612 videos
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            • tony_come
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-31-10
              • 21695

              #41
              They make the rules therefore they win
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              • Stockdale
                SBR High Roller
                • 08-07-12
                • 165

                #42
                Originally posted by BigBusiness
                N1GGA PLEASE! pokerstars is rigged as shit.

                apparently none of you have watched magic612 videos
                fkn lol

                You're one of those guys who just scream RIGGED!!! when things dont go your way? I do get a few laughs out of that tinfoil hat wearing wannabe poker star bitch and moan though

                PokerStars is a huge money making business, they dont need to shave a few extra bucks off the top by "Scamming" people. If you think any huge business like them would outright cheat to make a few extra bucks then you actually have no idea
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                • PaperTrail07
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-29-08
                  • 20423

                  #43
                  lmfao good laugh....but totally right like this thread stated at first go....simulated anything is total bullshit lol....if you play if you deserve to lose...
                  Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                  Call any online/offshore (warning #1) book to discuss making a deposit and you will soon be talking to some rasta-caribbean dude (warning #2). Play poker against people whom you can't see (warning #3) and it will be a miracle if you win. Bet sports against the online house and get lucky enough to increase your bankroll and you will soon ask for a payout. Rasta-dude (warning #2 again, which equals warning #4) will tell you that they are under-going an internal computer security update (warning #5) which will prevent payment for a few days, but you are allowed to keep gambling (warning #6). You will become suspicious that you are a huge sucker (warning #7) so you will try to start hammering your account/going on full tilt (warning #8) to teach them a lesson. Once on full tilt you will begin to lose at a remarkable rate (warning #9) and soon all of your profits will be gone (warning #10) but soon you will think that perhaps you should have been more patient (warning #11) and then you decide to manage your account more wisely next time so you pick up your phone and call rasta-dude (warning #12) again about making another deposit into your account (warning #13). Guyz, 13 is an unlucky number. Don't do it!
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                  • PaperTrail07
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-29-08
                    • 20423

                    #44
                    BIG i mean scammed from the top down....I actually believe PS is big enough that good business is more profitable.....does it get scammed from the outside in.....does it hold more $ than most banks..yes yes ..so obv it gets scammed.....saying top DOWN its not a complete shaving hustle...
                    Originally posted by BigBusiness
                    N1GGA PLEASE! pokerstars is rigged as shit.

                    apparently none of you have watched magic612 videos
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                    • PaperTrail07
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-29-08
                      • 20423

                      #45
                      I feel the people really scamming online poker are a) way ahead of the security of the site-laugh at their "security" and I also feel a few have an inside handshake deal w an employee who may or may not be helping them out....hands down it happens..
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                      • BigBusiness
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-16-12
                        • 3226

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Stockdale
                        fkn lol

                        You're one of those guys who just scream RIGGED!!! when things dont go your way? I do get a few laughs out of that tinfoil hat wearing wannabe poker star bitch and moan though

                        PokerStars is a huge money making business, they dont need to shave a few extra bucks off the top by "Scamming" people. If you think any huge business like them would outright cheat to make a few extra bucks then you actually have no idea

                        You n1ggas are clueless. Tell me genius... What happens to the people that control pokerstars if they ever did get caught of rigging/using bots? NOT A DAMN THING! Because they are in the Isle of Man where the laws are in their favor. They are at that location for a reason.

                        And please, don't give me that shit about "they wouldn't cheat, because there's too much at stake and they already make enough money". Were you born yesterday or something? Mother fuckers be greedy as shit squeezing the last old rusty ass copper penny out of a n1gga if they can get it. Are you really telling me that if one of those hardcore nerds that they hired pitched them the idea on how to maximize their profits without ever being caught and has a small team of other hardcore nerds who assure they can "rig the system" without ever being caught, do you really think the owners at pokerstars wouldn't even give it consideration?

                        Jesus Christ, just look at online casinos and blackjack. ALL OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE RIGGED and mother fuckers still be playing at those places. Those same virgin nerds that programmed online blackjack have also programmed online poker. Everyone knows online blackjack is rigged, but they can;'t prove it. The same goes for online poker, but it gets a little more benefit of the doubt because..... there's more cards involved. This isn't rocket science

                        No way in hell that RNG they are using is 100% random.
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                        • Hu$tle
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-31-15
                          • 1365

                          #47
                          If you DONT think online casinos are rigged then you're delusional. Never touch the thing
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                          • Stockdale
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 08-07-12
                            • 165

                            #48
                            Originally posted by BigBusiness
                            You n1ggas are clueless. Tell me genius... What happens to the people that control pokerstars if they ever did get caught of rigging/using bots? NOT A DAMN THING! Because they are in the Isle of Man where the laws are in their favor. They are at that location for a reason.

                            And please, don't give me that shit about "they wouldn't cheat, because there's too much at stake and they already make enough money". Were you born yesterday or something? Mother fuckers be greedy as shit squeezing the last old rusty ass copper penny out of a n1gga if they can get it. Are you really telling me that if one of those hardcore nerds that they hired pitched them the idea on how to maximize their profits without ever being caught and has a small team of other hardcore nerds who assure they can "rig the system" without ever being caught, do you really think the owners at pokerstars wouldn't even give it consideration?

                            Jesus Christ, just look at online casinos and blackjack. ALL OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE RIGGED and mother fuckers still be playing at those places. Those same virgin nerds that programmed online blackjack have also programmed online poker. Everyone knows online blackjack is rigged, but they can;'t prove it. The same goes for online poker, but it gets a little more benefit of the doubt because..... there's more cards involved. This isn't rocket science

                            No way in hell that RNG they are using is 100% random.
                            Dafuq are you talking about? I dont give a shit about your fictional story about what a group of nerds could be getting up to, keep those stories in your head

                            What do they have to lose by getting caught? Just millions in customers leaving.
                            Yah exactly they are greedy and want every penny, hence why they are not going to risk losing it all fora few extra bucks. They're not stupid

                            Online Casinos are the same as REAL Casinos. Programmed to take your money.
                            Poker you're playing against other people and just paying a commission.

                            Educate yourself brah. You're makin yourself look bad with your stories
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                            • Stockdale
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 08-07-12
                              • 165

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Hu$tle
                              If you DONT think online casinos are rigged then you're delusional. Never touch the thing
                              EFA
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                              • BigBusiness
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-16-12
                                • 3226

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Stockdale
                                Dafuq are you talking about? I dont give a shit about your fictional story about what a group of nerds could be getting up to, keep those stories in your head

                                What do they have to lose by getting caught? Just millions in customers leaving.
                                Yah exactly they are greedy and want every penny, hence why they are not going to risk losing it all fora few extra bucks. They're not stupid

                                Online Casinos are the same as REAL Casinos. Programmed to take your money.
                                Poker you're playing against other people and just paying a commission.

                                Educate yourself brah. You're makin yourself look bad with your stories

                                Still clueless. Online poker has what you call "rake". Maybe you've heard of it.

                                They rig the RNG to maximize rake. Surely even you can understand this.

                                As I've said before. The same programmers that program these online blackjack places are the exact same programmers that program online poker sites like pokerstars.

                                And you're right.... They're not stupid at all. Because if they were stupid, they would have been caught a long time ago. Same with online blackjack.

                                EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER KNOWS ONLINE BLACKJACK IS RIGGED.

                                Proving it is the real issue.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #51
                                  I am dying to play online black jack today

                                  I left premise so I do not play

                                  Fuk them
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                                  • PaperTrail07
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-29-08
                                    • 20423

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by BigBusiness
                                    You n1ggas are clueless. Tell me genius... What happens to the people that control pokerstars if they ever did get caught of rigging/using bots? NOT A DAMN THING! Because they are in the Isle of Man where the laws are in their favor. They are at that location for a reason.

                                    And please, don't give me that shit about "they wouldn't cheat, because there's too much at stake and they already make enough money". Were you born yesterday or something? Mother fuckers be greedy as shit squeezing the last old rusty ass copper penny out of a n1gga if they can get it. Are you really telling me that if one of those hardcore nerds that they hired pitched them the idea on how to maximize their profits without ever being caught and has a small team of other hardcore nerds who assure they can "rig the system" without ever being caught, do you really think the owners at pokerstars wouldn't even give it consideration?

                                    Jesus Christ, just look at online casinos and blackjack. ALL OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE RIGGED and mother fuckers still be playing at those places. Those same virgin nerds that programmed online blackjack have also programmed online poker. Everyone knows online blackjack is rigged, but they can;'t prove it. The same goes for online poker, but it gets a little more benefit of the doubt because..... there's more cards involved. This isn't rocket science

                                    No way in hell that RNG they are using is 100% random.
                                    AGAIN....handshake deals in place w employees....maybe.....scammed from the outside in --100%....casino's rigged 100%.....END STORY lol.
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                                    • Stockdale
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 08-07-12
                                      • 165

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by BigBusiness
                                      Still clueless. Online poker has what you call "rake". Maybe you've heard of it.

                                      They rig the RNG to maximize rake. Surely even you can understand this.

                                      As I've said before. The same programmers that program these online blackjack places are the exact same programmers that program online poker sites like pokerstars.

                                      And you're right.... They're not stupid at all. Because if they were stupid, they would have been caught a long time ago. Same with online blackjack.

                                      EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER KNOWS ONLINE BLACKJACK IS RIGGED.

                                      Proving it is the real issue.
                                      Blackjack is a House vs Player game. Poker is Player vs Player.

                                      Its not even close to the same program.

                                      House vs Player games are programmed to have to give the house the edge and make it impossible to win long term. This is no big news story, everyone knows thats how they operate
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                                      • 5918mike
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-16-14
                                        • 1887

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Stockdale
                                        Blackjack is a House vs Player game. Poker is Player vs Player.

                                        Its not even close to the same program.

                                        House vs Player games are programmed to have to give the house the edge and make it impossible to win long term. This is no big news story, everyone knows thats how they operate
                                        When you refer to the "programming" are you saying the online casinos are programming or fixing the games or are you talking about the game odds that give the house a statistical advantage, like every other casino?
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                                        • tony_come
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                                          • 03-31-10
                                          • 21695

                                          #55
                                          No driving and parking and walking
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                                          • captrobey
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                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by 5918mike
                                            When you refer to the "programming" are you saying the online casinos are programming or fixing the games or are you talking about the game odds that give the house a statistical advantage, like every other casino?
                                            I think he is talking about the programming. That poker it is normally a real person unless they use a bot. I Wonder if a Sportsbook uses a 3rd person party that if the Casino part tells them "We will not charge you a fee but we will split in the profits won" if even the Sportsbook knows they are rigging it . It is the same with the live casino . That is how i found out about the 3rd person Casino. I went in 2 totally separate books not related at all but they had the exact same live casino. Same exact dealers and everything.
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                                            • bigtymer56
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 07-31-12
                                              • 4742

                                              #57
                                              Got an email from Sportbook saying I had $10 free play in the casino, played blackjack ($1 a hand)...all i can say is that was a waste of 5 minutes...shit doesnt even pretend to give you hope...merciless. Dont even let you surrender(which is hilarious since 75% of my hands were either 15 or 16).
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                                              • thetrinity
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                                                • 01-25-11
                                                • 22432

                                                #58
                                                one thing i never got into thank god
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                                                • GunShard
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                                                  • 03-05-10
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                                                  #59
                                                  Online Live blackjack has an actual deck.


                                                  Always use this Blackjack strategy when you play Blackjack:
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                                                  • captrobey
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                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by GunShard
                                                    Online Live blackjack has an actual deck.


                                                    Always use this Blackjack strategy when you play Blackjack:
                                                    Although i think you get a little better game live they can still manipulate the cards. I was playing once live a ways back. The hand was done and she reached out and supposedly took the cards. But mine still were sitting there. IOW you could still see them but dealer did not. Proving at this point they were virtual. Then she dealt the new cards . So the old cards were there and the new cards were there. There were cards everywhere it was confusing. But she never saw what i did .

                                                    There is a video on youtube i saw where a guy was playing live . Dealer gave him a 7 but he recorded it. When he froze it you can see when she grabbed it from the deck it was clearly a 9 but when it hit it was a 7. So i am still weary when it comes to live. Especially after what happened to me.
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                                                    • yahoonino
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                                                      • 08-10-07
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                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Optional
                                                      entertainment
                                                      right on entertainment,,don't gamble,, just treat it like entertainmet
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                                                      • 5918mike
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                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by yahoonino
                                                        right on entertainment,,don't gamble,, just treat it like entertainmet
                                                        I get a lot of entertainment making those withdrawals! Playing the games is just a grind, the fun part is cashing out.
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                                                        • Da Manster!
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 07-13-07
                                                          • 17720

                                                          #63
                                                          Well, not that I'm surprised or anything but I'm calling bullshit as well...they are fixed and rigged and I don't give a rat's ass what anyone says...I saw this thread and just for shits and giggles I decided to play $10 in BJ...I played $5 hands because I was going for broke...I got up to $25 winning three in a row and then I lost 4 in a row and then played $1 hands....bottom line, EVERY TIME I had two face cards or some combo of 20 the dealer ALWAYS pushed or had 21 BJ!...As a matter of fact, dealer got BJ like 4 or 5 times in the 30 + hands that I played...and that is almost statistically impossible....Well, it was only $10 and I was basically conducting an experiment...I'll just stick to capping games, where the house doesn't effect the outcome!...
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                                                          • ki dice
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                                                            • 10-31-14
                                                            • 1182

                                                            #64
                                                            that will hill video
                                                            id rather jerk off than play black jack
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                                                            • ki dice
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                                                              • 10-31-14
                                                              • 1182

                                                              #65
                                                              gold why do u get urge to play online u have the best casinos near you in vegas
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #66
                                                                UK ones I think much more legit
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                                                                • Hu$tle
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                                                                  • 03-31-15
                                                                  • 1365

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by captrobey
                                                                  Although i think you get a little better game live they can still manipulate the cards. I was playing once live a ways back. The hand was done and she reached out and supposedly took the cards. But mine still were sitting there. IOW you could still see them but dealer did not. Proving at this point they were virtual. Then she dealt the new cards . So the old cards were there and the new cards were there. There were cards everywhere it was confusing. But she never saw what i did .

                                                                  There is a video on youtube i saw where a guy was playing live . Dealer gave him a 7 but he recorded it. When he froze it you can see when she grabbed it from the deck it was clearly a 9 but when it hit it was a 7. So i am still weary when it comes to live. Especially after what happened to me.

                                                                  Sketch...,
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                                                                  • captrobey
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                                                                    #68
                                                                    Got some cash not a lot back from GT bets. Played 4 hands. Lost all 4 to a 21,21,20,19 . Yea-not rigged.
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                                                                    • 5918mike
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                                                                      • 04-16-14
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                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by captrobey
                                                                      Got some cash not a lot back from GT bets. Played 4 hands. Lost all 4 to a 21,21,20,19 . Yea-not rigged.
                                                                      Haha, happens in a real casino too.
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                                                                      • captrobey
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                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by 5918mike
                                                                        Haha, happens in a real casino too.
                                                                        Yes it does -But. This happens Over and Over NEVER in my or anyone elses favor. Look at the countless hands copied and pasted on here. I have put a ton and always the dealer gets these kind of streaks over and Over i never get any like this. I am lucky to see a 21 once in awhile.Even when i finally get a 20 dealer will magically pull a 20-21 out of their ass . After counting the sessions it is always a 3-1 to a 4-1 advantage to the dealer getting a 20-21 in a session then you will get.

                                                                        At a live casino will get a run like that. In all the times i have played online i have never gotten even 1 run like that. The only place i ever seem to once in awhile get a fair game(Not an insane run of 20s and 21s like the dealer gets but just a fair game) is GTbets for some reason. It will rape you there over and over then all of a sudden you will get a normal session .
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