100% pokerstars is the only legit site...and even then I sure things are missed
Originally posted by Stockdale
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I had the urge today but fought it offComment -
Call any online/offshore (warning #1) book to discuss making a deposit and you will soon be talking to some rasta-caribbean dude (warning #2). Play poker against people whom you can't see (warning #3) and it will be a miracle if you win. Bet sports against the online house and get lucky enough to increase your bankroll and you will soon ask for a payout. Rasta-dude (warning #2 again, which equals warning #4) will tell you that they are under-going an internal computer security update (warning #5) which will prevent payment for a few days, but you are allowed to keep gambling (warning #6). You will become suspicious that you are a huge sucker (warning #7) so you will try to start hammering your account/going on full tilt (warning #8) to teach them a lesson. Once on full tilt you will begin to lose at a remarkable rate (warning #9) and soon all of your profits will be gone (warning #10) but soon you will think that perhaps you should have been more patient (warning #11) and then you decide to manage your account more wisely next time so you pick up your phone and call rasta-dude (warning #12) again about making another deposit into your account (warning #13). Guyz, 13 is an unlucky number. Don't do it!Comment -
Cause online blackjack knows exactly what buttons to push to get you "caught up in the moment"
Try laying a $50 chip and you have KQ and the dealer has blackjack.
That is when the point of no return begins.Comment -
N1GGA PLEASE! pokerstars is rigged as shit.Originally posted by PaperTrail07
apparently none of you have watched magic612 videosComment -
They make the rules therefore they winComment -
fkn lolOriginally posted by BigBusiness
You're one of those guys who just scream RIGGED!!! when things dont go your way? I do get a few laughs out of that tinfoil hat wearing wannabe poker star bitch and moan though
PokerStars is a huge money making business, they dont need to shave a few extra bucks off the top by "Scamming" people. If you think any huge business like them would outright cheat to make a few extra bucks then you actually have no ideaComment -
lmfao good laugh....but totally right like this thread stated at first go....simulated anything is total bullshit lol....if you play if you deserve to lose...Originally posted by Harry N. LloydComment -
BIG i mean scammed from the top down....I actually believe PS is big enough that good business is more profitable.....does it get scammed from the outside in.....does it hold more $ than most banks..yes yes ..so obv it gets scammed.....saying top DOWN its not a complete shaving hustle...Originally posted by BigBusinessComment -
I feel the people really scamming online poker are a) way ahead of the security of the site-laugh at their "security" and I also feel a few have an inside handshake deal w an employee who may or may not be helping them out....hands down it happens..Comment -
Originally posted by Stockdale
You n1ggas are clueless. Tell me genius... What happens to the people that control pokerstars if they ever did get caught of rigging/using bots? NOT A DAMN THING! Because they are in the Isle of Man where the laws are in their favor. They are at that location for a reason.
And please, don't give me that shit about "they wouldn't cheat, because there's too much at stake and they already make enough money". Were you born yesterday or something? Mother fuckers be greedy as shit squeezing the last old rusty ass copper penny out of a n1gga if they can get it. Are you really telling me that if one of those hardcore nerds that they hired pitched them the idea on how to maximize their profits without ever being caught and has a small team of other hardcore nerds who assure they can "rig the system" without ever being caught, do you really think the owners at pokerstars wouldn't even give it consideration?
Jesus Christ, just look at online casinos and blackjack. ALL OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE RIGGED and mother fuckers still be playing at those places. Those same virgin nerds that programmed online blackjack have also programmed online poker. Everyone knows online blackjack is rigged, but they can;'t prove it. The same goes for online poker, but it gets a little more benefit of the doubt because..... there's more cards involved. This isn't rocket science
No way in hell that RNG they are using is 100% random.Comment -
If you DONT think online casinos are rigged then you're delusional. Never touch the thingComment -
Dafuq are you talking about? I dont give a shit about your fictional story about what a group of nerds could be getting up to, keep those stories in your headOriginally posted by BigBusiness
What do they have to lose by getting caught? Just millions in customers leaving.
Yah exactly they are greedy and want every penny, hence why they are not going to risk losing it all fora few extra bucks. They're not stupid
Online Casinos are the same as REAL Casinos. Programmed to take your money.
Poker you're playing against other people and just paying a commission.
Educate yourself brah. You're makin yourself look bad with your storiesComment -
EFAOriginally posted by Hu$tleComment -
Originally posted by Stockdale
Still clueless. Online poker has what you call "rake". Maybe you've heard of it.
They rig the RNG to maximize rake. Surely even you can understand this.
As I've said before. The same programmers that program these online blackjack places are the exact same programmers that program online poker sites like pokerstars.
And you're right.... They're not stupid at all. Because if they were stupid, they would have been caught a long time ago. Same with online blackjack.
EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER KNOWS ONLINE BLACKJACK IS RIGGED.
Proving it is the real issue.Comment -
I am dying to play online black jack today
I left premise so I do not play
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AGAIN....handshake deals in place w employees....maybe.....scammed from the outside in --100%....casino's rigged 100%.....END STORY lol.Originally posted by BigBusinessComment -
Blackjack is a House vs Player game. Poker is Player vs Player.Originally posted by BigBusiness
Its not even close to the same program.
House vs Player games are programmed to have to give the house the edge and make it impossible to win long term. This is no big news story, everyone knows thats how they operateComment -
When you refer to the "programming" are you saying the online casinos are programming or fixing the games or are you talking about the game odds that give the house a statistical advantage, like every other casino?Originally posted by StockdaleComment -
No driving and parking and walkingComment -
I think he is talking about the programming. That poker it is normally a real person unless they use a bot. I Wonder if a Sportsbook uses a 3rd person party that if the Casino part tells them "We will not charge you a fee but we will split in the profits won" if even the Sportsbook knows they are rigging it . It is the same with the live casino . That is how i found out about the 3rd person Casino. I went in 2 totally separate books not related at all but they had the exact same live casino. Same exact dealers and everything.Originally posted by 5918mikeComment -
Got an email from Sportbook saying I had $10 free play in the casino, played blackjack ($1 a hand)...all i can say is that was a waste of 5 minutes...shit doesnt even pretend to give you hope...merciless.
Dont even let you surrender(which is hilarious since 75% of my hands were either 15 or 16).
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one thing i never got into thank godComment -
Online Live blackjack has an actual deck.
Always use this Blackjack strategy when you play Blackjack:
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Although i think you get a little better game live they can still manipulate the cards. I was playing once live a ways back. The hand was done and she reached out and supposedly took the cards. But mine still were sitting there. IOW you could still see them but dealer did not. Proving at this point they were virtual. Then she dealt the new cards . So the old cards were there and the new cards were there. There were cards everywhere it was confusing. But she never saw what i did .Originally posted by GunShardOnline Live blackjack has an actual deck.
Always use this Blackjack strategy when you play Blackjack:
There is a video on youtube i saw where a guy was playing live . Dealer gave him a 7 but he recorded it. When he froze it you can see when she grabbed it from the deck it was clearly a 9 but when it hit it was a 7. So i am still weary when it comes to live. Especially after what happened to me.Comment -
right on entertainment,,don't gamble,, just treat it like entertainmetOriginally posted by OptionalComment -
I get a lot of entertainment making those withdrawals! Playing the games is just a grind, the fun part is cashing out.Originally posted by yahooninoComment -
Well, not that I'm surprised or anything but I'm calling bullshit as well...they are fixed and rigged and I don't give a rat's ass what anyone says...I saw this thread and just for shits and giggles I decided to play $10 in BJ...I played $5 hands because I was going for broke...I got up to $25 winning three in a row and then I lost 4 in a row and then played $1 hands....bottom line, EVERY TIME I had two face cards or some combo of 20 the dealer ALWAYS pushed or had 21 BJ!...As a matter of fact, dealer got BJ like 4 or 5 times in the 30 + hands that I played...and that is almost statistically impossible....Well, it was only $10 and I was basically conducting an experiment...I'll just stick to capping games, where the house doesn't effect the outcome!...
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that will hill video
id rather jerk off than play black jackComment -
gold why do u get urge to play online u have the best casinos near you in vegasComment -
UK ones I think much more legitComment -
Originally posted by captrobey
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Got some cash not a lot back from GT bets. Played 4 hands. Lost all 4 to a 21,21,20,19 . Yea-not rigged.Comment -
Haha, happens in a real casino too.Originally posted by captrobeyComment -
Yes it does -But. This happens Over and Over NEVER in my or anyone elses favor. Look at the countless hands copied and pasted on here. I have put a ton and always the dealer gets these kind of streaks over and Over i never get any like this. I am lucky to see a 21 once in awhile.Even when i finally get a 20 dealer will magically pull a 20-21 out of their ass . After counting the sessions it is always a 3-1 to a 4-1 advantage to the dealer getting a 20-21 in a session then you will get.Originally posted by 5918mike
At a live casino will get a run like that. In all the times i have played online i have never gotten even 1 run like that. The only place i ever seem to once in awhile get a fair game(Not an insane run of 20s and 21s like the dealer gets but just a fair game) is GTbets for some reason. It will rape you there over and over then all of a sudden you will get a normal session .Comment
