CC Sabastard looks like a dam blimp out there

[Tsoprano]

Flubbery fukk is spazzing out

[onthewhat]

Probably used his contract to install an all you can eat buffet in his house

[bmw530i]

He is 1 big ass sweaty Nucca.

[TPowell]

have the over in this game, am paying CC in McDonalds coupons

[Tsoprano]

good he got out of it

[TPowell]

damn you fat fuk

[Tsoprano]

damn you fat fuk

[TPowell]

thats a badass icon T, maybe the old fuks can score 8 or 9 runs by themselves

[VegasDave]

You guys didn't sign him for his physique, T

[Tsoprano]

You guys didn't sign him for his physique, T

We signed him to prevent runs from coming in, and that he has done so far.

[crisp]

Probably used his contract to install an all you can eat buffet in his house

maybe a kfc too.

[Tsoprano]

1,2,3 inning

[unde0087]

Sabathia is aweful today

[Tsoprano]

Right back to being in trouble

Lead off single, then a walk with no outs

[Tsoprano]

And just like that a 2 run triple from Baltimore, Yankees down 1

[unde0087]

i knew i should have stayed away from the Yanks

[Tsoprano]

make that 3-1

[VegasDave]

Last season he started off horrifically too, it is worth noting.

April: 5 starts, 1 - 4, 26 IP, 7.76 ERA, 1.80 WHIP.

[unde0087]

Yanks paid $160 million for this?

[Tsoprano]

Going into the 4th inning and he hasn't even struck someone out yet

[yisman]

Sabathia has always been overweight, and this is what happens when you give an overweight player $160 million or so guaranteed. The Yankees are being run by morons.

Probably used his contract to install an all you can eat buffet in his house

maybe a kfc too.

Absolutely. This guy loves to stuff his face more than anything. He really should be in competitive eating, but it doesn't pay nearly as well, unless you can tell me a competitive eating competition that gives out contracts worth $160 million guaranteed.

[Tsoprano]

Sabathia has always been overweight, and this is what happens when you give an overweight player $160 million or so guaranteed. The Yankees are being run by morons.

How are they being run by morons? You think that's a lot of money to them?

Even if they don't win shit it's all investments for their business. And yes, business wise they are doing fantastic!

[bmw530i]

Sabathia reminds me a little of El Sid Fernandez.
CC will still probably win 20 this year.

[crisp]

sabathia should be in the nathan's hot dog eating contest.

[yisman]

How are they being run by morons? You think that's a lot of money to them?

Even if they don't win shit it's all investments for their business. And yes, business wise they are doing fantastic!

The A-Rod contract and Sabathia contract were two of the dumbest contracts I've ever seen, and this isn't hindsight.

Of course they make money. They have a huge fanbase.

Those were still two horrible contracts.

[TPowell]

OVER! OVER! OVER! 5 more runs and its winner winner chicken dinner CC!

[Tsoprano]

Lead off single

[yisman]

I don't think Sabathia will win 20 this season. If he isn't injured, I'm sure he'll choke in the playoffs, too.

Oh yeah, and El Sid was never nearly this weight. Fat? Sure. 300+ pounds? No.

Comparable pitchers to CC Sabathia? There are none, but some other famed fatsos were Rich Garces and David Wells.

[Tsoprano]

and walks ANOTHER batter

I hate this piece of shit

[unde0087]

Sabathia single handedly taking away all my profits from the Mets

[Tsoprano]

Sabathia single handedly taking away all my profits from the Mets

+1

[crisp]

damon throws like a girl.

[TPowell]

need a couple runs to make this over look a little better

[Shark79]

I think he had the enchilada with extra peppers for breakfast.

[Tsoprano]

double play