Video: Officially Out Of Vegas .. Got chewed alive
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#1Video: Officially Out Of Vegas .. Got chewed aliveTags: None -
THE_LOCKSMITHSBR Hall of Famer
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#2terrible advice...Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#3Excellent advice
I lived it manComment -
sweepSBR Posting Legend
- 10-09-10
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#4horrible videoComment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#5Professional slot player?Comment -
Easy-Rider 66BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#7Somebody once said "The best throw of the dice is to throw them away."Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#8Easy rise
New location soon
Not near casinosComment -
King MayanSBR Posting Legend
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#9Fukking pussComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#10LolComment -
shari91BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-23-10
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#11So move to Vegas but don't gamble cards, SPORTS, slots or drink.
Yeah ok you flippin' nutter.
May as well move to Omaha then. WTF are you moving there for otherwise?!
Very strange.Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
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#14cupcake merlotComment -
OptionalAdministrator
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#16JJ a quitter. Didn't think we'd see the day.Comment -
Booya711BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#17Don't be a quitterComment -
USCPHILLYGUYSBR Posting Legend
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#18This is sad..................not the holiday cheer I was hoping forComment -
Russian RocketSBR Aristocracy
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#19no biggie...coach you'll be back in a few months
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cashin81SBR Posting Legend
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#20poor jj
JJ the bigger you win, the harder it will be when you lose it.
were all fukked either wayComment -
kyhawkSBR MVP
- 06-21-08
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#21Sorry to hear about that. Lot's of people get sucked in by the lights and seemingly easy money. I lived there for years and learned to hate the casinos. I think I bet maybe 50 bux max on craps, slots, whatever the last five or so living there. Hard to stay away from the temptation. You have to be disciplined. Take some time off and come back with a bankroll you don't care about losing. Good luck in your future.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#22I can't help but get two images out of my mind....... the poor s.o.b. standing naked in the alley, and playing f'n casino games without a clue......... as for the first, I couldn't find any video sad enough that would accurately display JJ all alone naked as a dumbfuck in a back alley....... I only hope they were filming you.......
as for the second, JJ in the casino, well, this immediately came to mind:
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#23she didn't need to say "no hookers"..... as JJ dropped no seed with hookers...... (he did drop over $2,000 according to him getting swindled by pimps/hookers, etc....)
How in the fuk is that even possible.... not get laid in vegas...... lol........ the ol saying "he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse" has been taken to a whole new fckn' level........ "He couldn't get laid in a city in which every other fckn' decent bitch you see has turned a fckn' trick at some point."
Fuk, when I was in Vegas for two weeks, I was propositioned ten times a day by the mobile whore units (chicks that pull up to you on the street in their cars, roll down their windows, and ask if you want your dick sucked or wanna get laid), and if I ever took a break from cards and ventured out of the poker rooms, I was swarmed by scantily clad terrestrial ho units asking if I wanted a date...... I damn near stepped in pussy on the side walk a couple of times...... like dodging f'n rain puddles on a rainy day!
JJ losing thousands to hookers/pimps and never tossing even one load is a f'n disgrace......... STEP UR GAME UP!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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#24LOL
Fishhead gambles fukkin 24/7
U should just do what he does
Fukkin guy never even pays for a meal if he can help it.
Don't give up, don't ever give up... Like Jimmy V!Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#25and lastly, from what I'm hearing in between the lines of JJ's spoken word, about his next effort/adventure, "goin' for broke" or "going for it all" or whatever he said, his next big move........
I sure as hell hope he's going to The Valley......... yep, that valley, the San Fernando Valley, to give reality porn a shot.......... a remake of that standing naked in the alley scene, but turned into a bad cuckold video, where JJ pathetically spanks his pud while some big black pimp (or two, or three), nail the ho he just paid for, would definitely put JJ in the running for an AVN Award!Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#26I am a real jerkoff
Fukked up
SlotsComment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#27Donk you are one funny dude, I'm laughing out loud like a but reading your 2 last posts!Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
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#29I've never seen those mobile hookers.
Maybe when I go to Vegas I need to get out of the casino and walk the strip more often.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#30Fishhead is buried
I saw him last week arguing over $5 buffet with waitresses at a dive .Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#31
in h-town, they have them over by Treasures on westheimer and near the bars on the Richmond strip.... any time 11 pm-3 am on fri and sat nights, they will literally try to run you off the road to get you to pay em from a romp or some head..........Comment -
IlluminatedOneSBR Wise Guy
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#32I am normally pretty quiet on forums, but felt compelled to state my "two cents worth" . You and zillions of others have been the reason this place is alive and well. I believe you were killed before you even stepped foot in Vegas. You obviously had no sound strategy for what you were about to take on. Bankroll and sticking to the plan no matter what are a few that come to my mind. Did you take the time to research any of the games you were planning on playing for a living? There is a reason to why professionals are pro's, if there is a situation were they have a distinct advantage they take it, or else wait for the next opportunity. The distractions that Vegas has to offer also don't have a lasting impression on them as well. I think you were in way over your head. Good luck on your future projects.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#33Illuminator great post
I was not prepared
Was in awe of hookers
Slots , casinos
Hookers knew I was a suckerComment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
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#34JJ , moving back east
or... coming to CaliComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#35Sammy verg soon video new location
It's not Great.. $400 a month rentComment
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