JJGOLD'S Daily Schedule

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  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #1
    JJGOLD'S Daily Schedule
    jjgold
    Certifiably Crazy
    posted August 07, 2003 03:59 PM


    4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
    6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
    6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
    6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
    7:00AM- Post at RX
    7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
    8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
    8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
    11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
    11:00 Work
    12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
    1:00 Work
    3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
    4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
    5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
    5:30- Posting Zone
    6:00 Looking for moves
    6:30- Calling locals
    7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
    7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
    8:00 Prick hard and ready to go and post
    8:30 If a good thread usually come!!!
    9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
    9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
    10:00 Betting ponies/late cards
    10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to riop me
    11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shit and looking in the mirror at myself.
    11:45PM- Dying to naill a chick but no one available
    12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
    12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
    1:00AM- Reading the overnights for horse bets
    1:30AM- put in some pony bets fopr following day
    2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
    2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
    3:00 Getting ready for bed, brush my teeth and check my pecker to see if it has grown. taking some type of seaweed rengle solution .
    3:30AM Bed.............................

    Good Night Boys
  • Ratpack
    SBR MVP
    • 02-15-12
    • 4133

    #2
    So your saying he only gets an hour of sleep and stays up 23 hours a day
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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26318

      #3
      We need one for 2014
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      • leetreaper
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 10-23-10
        • 34841

        #4
        Goldie is the man
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        • BatemanPatrickl
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-21-07
          • 18772

          #5
          "Praying my rug does not come off..."
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            It's changed a lot

            This is basically my schedule from early-morning till night I will not put the times

            One baby aspirin/glass of water

            Put on tights sweats with no shirt on and go to the gym

            You should go on the bathroom once or twice a week and shoot dbol in my ass.. Synthetic steroid

            After the workout 2 cups of coffee with six donuts

            Start my posting day

            Browse a couple porn sites and look through porn magazines

            Make a few phone calls to the big bookmakers across USA

            Glance at lines and do some data analysis modeling

            Course posting as I do these things

            Also monitoring stockmarket

            Early afternoon I basically have a sex session with the air mattress and usually a chaf master... I sprew many porn magazines all over the bed and on my body

            Get a quick bite to eat usually a big submarine

            Sip some fireball whiskey throughout the afternoon

            Posting of course

            Usually take the car out and drive up and down the streets looking for hookers and weed

            Get back home practice dancing

            Make some calls to family

            Starting to get ready for the early games and get my wagers in.. Watch TV and post

            Nibble on a dinner usually TV style... Post

            Have earphones on on couch listening to sex tapes

            Get up late at night and look at porn/escort /hook up sites

            Once or twice a week do video sex sessions with hot woman for like $70

            Look at scores

            Go to bed lonely
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            • Russian Rocket
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-02-12
              • 43910

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Early afternoon I basically have a sex session with the air mattress...
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              • manny24
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-22-07
                • 20046

                #8
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                • BatemanPatrickl
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-21-07
                  • 18772

                  #9
                  "Shoot dbol in my ass..."
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Not joking actually

                    Its pretty accurate and updated schedule
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                    • BatemanPatrickl
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-21-07
                      • 18772

                      #11
                      Still throw bubblegum to the kids from your window? What a battle for gum
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                      • manny24
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-22-07
                        • 20046

                        #12
                        chaf master



                        still tryna catch my breath here Coach

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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Manny of the guys have it they cannot get laid

                          It's not bad but a lot of cleaning afterwords
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                          • niming
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 08-14-14
                            • 278

                            #14
                            jj which books are you calling and why?
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                            • KRIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-11-14
                              • 12878

                              #15
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                I could call books I am betting with
                                I usually ask for the head guy and then want to run down of the lines to put in my schedule book
                                Originally posted by niming
                                jj which books are you calling and why?
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                                • TonyTall
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-21-13
                                  • 3551

                                  #17
                                  must be fun having a paid poster named juan who lives in CR and who youve never met be your best friend in real life
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                                  • niming
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 08-14-14
                                    • 278

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TonyTall
                                    must be fun having a paid poster named juan who lives in CR and who youve never met be your best friend in real life
                                    who is juan?
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                                    • manny24
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-22-07
                                      • 20046

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by niming
                                      who is juan?
                                      SBR John

                                      kind of a big deal around here

                                      you can call him Mr. Walker
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                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-21-07
                                        • 18772

                                        #20
                                        JJ what kind of glue do you use for your rug?
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                                        • grantingyou
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 09-05-10
                                          • 624

                                          #21
                                          WTF are "oriole cookies"?
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                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-21-07
                                            • 18772

                                            #22
                                            Whoreshit. We all love a stick a oriole cookies and a glass of milk.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              I do not have the rug anymore
                                              Going with a devastating bald look

                                              Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                              JJ what kind of glue do you use for your rug?
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                                              • manny24
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-22-07
                                                • 20046

                                                #24
                                                us bald guys are a diamond dozen JJ

                                                even Shady looks almost Bad Ass next to his bike with a shaved head
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                                                • bobbyfk
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-19-09
                                                  • 15218

                                                  #25
                                                  need an UPDATE on JJ's schedule
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                                                  • BIGDAY
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 02-17-10
                                                    • 48245

                                                    #26
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                                                    • TheSchafe
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-29-09
                                                      • 2143

                                                      #27
                                                      great bump bobby
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                                                      • RealSlimShady
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-24-07
                                                        • 6249

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by manny24
                                                        us bald guys are a diamond dozen JJ

                                                        even Shady looks almost Bad Ass next to his bike with a shaved head

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                                                        • JMobile
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-21-10
                                                          • 19074

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bobbyfk
                                                          need an UPDATE on JJ's schedule
                                                          JJ keeps calling Charlie Sheen to ask for any recommendation on how to stay positive.
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                                                          • bobbyfk
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-19-09
                                                            • 15218

                                                            #30
                                                            Need an UPDATED schedule Goldie
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                                                            • mikewlgm
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 04-04-15
                                                              • 1031

                                                              #31
                                                              Update!
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                                                              • Seaweed
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 01-19-12
                                                                • 26318

                                                                #32
                                                                We need an update
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Seaweed come football season

                                                                  Now just like a machine like my rooster
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                                                                  • Sam Odom
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-30-05
                                                                    • 58063

                                                                    #34
                                                                    that's a queer scheduled
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                                                                    • Jayvegas420
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-09-11
                                                                      • 28213

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Security at SBR used to be much more lax.
                                                                      There's no way just any old douche bag poster could get a hold a hold of JJ Gold's schedule today.

                                                                      I really miss the OP.
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