What Happened to ParlayininHtown??

**CWD** · 07-31-14, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

He is non-existent and simultaneously omnipresent. We are all ParlayinInHTown. Maybe the whole point of the account was to help posters realize that. And now that we know. His duty is done. He may ride, once again, off into the sunset.

ParlayinInHTown is everywhere

**ItsMeMrMattE** · 07-31-14, 05:15 PM

ya im hoping he is in jail as well. it would actually be pretty good for him. he would get off any substances that were influencing his mind set and its much easier to find joy in life after spending some time jail.

**kidcudi92** · 07-31-14, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

unreal

Hopefully he just did something stupid and spending a few days in jail

i don't know if he even leaves the house to get arrested though.

it would be parlays luck to be charged for offshoring

**Vegas39** · 07-31-14, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

i don't know if he even leaves the house to get arrested though.

it would be parlays luck to be charged for gambling offshore

pretty sure he said he had an office job .

Guessing he was bullshitting and the wife made him go on a trip

**Russian Rocket** · 07-31-14, 05:22 PM

Parlayin loooved his weed....so jail is not out of the question here, but I think he would be out on bail by now.

**Vegas39** · 07-31-14, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Parlayin loooved his weed....so jail is not out of the question here, but I think he would be out on bail by now.

guess depends how much caught with if thats case.

Can see him calling Opie for bail though

**Russian Rocket** · 07-31-14, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

guess depends how much caught with if thats case.

Can see him calling Opie for bail though

Good point...I can see Parlayin being a Mule...kind of sad though

**Vegas39** · 07-31-14, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Good point...I can see Parlayin being a Mule...kind of sad though

sad but better than other possibilities

**kidcudi92** · 07-31-14, 05:31 PM

Parlay your support group is here at SBR

Don't make us start one of those #BRINGOURGIRLS back things

#BringOurParlayBack

**opie1988** · 07-31-14, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

guess depends how much caught with if thats case.

Can see him calling Opie for bail though

I'd gladly help my niqqa Parlay out.

#stonerbrosforlife

#rollup

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 07-31-14, 06:39 PM

im worried

**Seaweed** · 07-31-14, 07:16 PM

^ what he said

**TonyTall** · 07-31-14, 07:31 PM

hes in geneva getting state of the art acne treatment

seaweed meeting him there. not in person but same internet cafe

**NrmlCurvSurfr** · 07-31-14, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr

I always figured he was an sbr account. Same thing every post. Also he may have been scared off after someone possibly identified his vine account or something. I saw a video of him trying to eat a banana but he was so worried about it seeming gay that he never took a bite. "is there a straight way to eat a banana" was the title of the vid. Poor guy.

After a little digging, I don't believe the banana guy, aka "Arin Spanner", is Parlay. Assuming Parlay is real and lives in H town, that is.

Parlay prop

On vacation+175
Internet cut off +200
Suicide +300
Taking a break+300
In jail +350
Met a girl+600(square play, he would be bragging)
Fake(Sbr) account +900
Opie is Parlay +1000(good value)

**kidcudi92** · 07-31-14, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr

After a little digging, I don't believe the banana guy, aka "Arin Spanner", is Parlay. Assuming Parlay is real and lives in H town, that is.

Parlay prop

On vacation+175
Internet cut off +200
Suicide +300
Taking a break+300
In jail +350
Met a girl+600(square play, he would be bragging)
Fake(Sbr) account +900
Opie is Parlay +1000(good value)

Taking a break for +300 Alex.

**Vegas39** · 07-31-14, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr

After a little digging, I don't believe the banana guy, aka "Arin Spanner", is Parlay. Assuming Parlay is real and lives in H town, that is.

Parlay prop

On vacation+175
Internet cut off +200
Suicide +300
Taking a break+300
In jail +350
Met a girl+600(square play, he would be bragging)
Fake(Sbr) account +900
Opie is Parlay +1000(good value)

Parlay in jail with got sex finally but not all he hoped for

**NrmlCurvSurfr** · 07-31-14, 07:59 PM

^ I have 2 units on Break and 1 on Vacation. Might slam Jail if it steams when public records are updated.

**jjgold** · 07-31-14, 08:02 PM

odds he is in this thread -140

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 07-31-14, 08:05 PM

Maybe SBR was the source of his depression and he has moved on to possibly bigger, but definitely better things.

**NrmlCurvSurfr** · 07-31-14, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Parlay in jail with got sex finally but not all he hoped for

Dear Vegas39, your account has been suspended due to suspicious betting patterns. In accordance to our sportsbook rules, your account will be terminated and your balance forfeited.

**kidcudi92** · 07-31-14, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Maybe SBR was the source of his depression and he has moved on to possibly bigger, but definitely better things.

I think he could only go up with what he thought about about himself. I mean changing your sex drought calculator daily has to be depressing

**Vegas39** · 07-31-14, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr

Dear Vegas39, your account has been suspended due to suspicious betting patterns. In accordance to our sportsbook rules, your account will be terminated and your balance forfeited.

**kidcudi92** · 07-31-14, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr

Dear Vegas39, your account has been suspended due to suspicious betting patterns. In accordance to our sportsbook rules, your account will be terminated and your balance forfeited.

The Tony of SBR fake wagers

**stealthyburrito** · 07-31-14, 08:55 PM

Are weed comas possible?

I've heard of people falling into several weeks of confinement due to ODing drug intake.

Opie could probably shed some light on it

**TwoWays** · 07-31-14, 09:17 PM

Is it possible he died of a heart attack when mustering up the confidence to ask out a girl?

**Russian Rocket** · 07-31-14, 09:30 PM

The guy is not close with his family, has no friends/girlfriend, doesn't go out at all, prefers to stay inside of his apartment all the time and the only thing that he is somewhat close with is weed. Plus he publicly talked about suicide all the time.

So what vacation are we talking about here?

The only two logical outcomes of his absence are he is either dead (I'm leaning towards this one) or he's in jail.

The longer we wait, the more disgusting Parlayer is gonna look when they find him.

A week after death, his skin has blistered and the slightest touch could cause it to fall off. A month after death, the hair, nails and teeth will fall out. The hair and nails, by the way, while long rumored to keep growing after death, don't have any magical growth properties. They merely look bigger as the skin dries out. Internal organs and tissues have liquefied, which will swell the body until it bursts open. At that point, a skeleton remains.

**kidcudi92** · 07-31-14, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

The guy is not close with his family, has no friends/girlfriend, doesn't go out at all, prefers to stay inside of his apartment all the time and the only thing that he is somewhat close with is weed. Plus he publicly talked about suicide all the time.

So what vacation are we talking about here?

The only two logical outcomes of his absence are he is either dead (I'm leaning towards this one) or he's in jail.

man

it is the most logical, just sucks to think about

i blame the banana vine poster if that was really parlay in that vine

**Cuse0323** · 07-31-14, 09:35 PM

I'm sure he's fine fellas. Better chance of it being a joke account than him killing himself. At least I hope.

**opie1988** · 07-31-14, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Are weed comas possible?

I've heard of people falling into several weeks of confinement due to ODing drug intake.

Opie could probably shed some light on it

I know Parlay got in a sizable shipment of Grand Daddy Purp about a week ago.

Homie told me he been hittin dat fire for days, bruh

#rollup

**manny24** · 07-31-14, 09:45 PM

suicide is lame and not a warrior's death

Parlor better than that

after 4,797 days without getting laid hope he at least got some poor gal to drink his kids first

**Russian Rocket** · 07-31-14, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by manny24

suicide is lame and not a warrior's death

Parlor better than that

after 4,797 days without getting laid hope he at least got some poor gal to drink his kids first

Manny are you suggesting that he might in jail on rape charges?

**MoneyLineDawg** · 07-31-14, 09:52 PM

Feel like a break is most likely

If it was a joke account, bravo to whoever it was but I'm almost positive it wasn't......

Check in pal if you're out there

**jjgold** · 07-31-14, 10:20 PM

guys its a forum

we are all strange

I think 10% are normal and I know who they all are

**TwoWays** · 07-31-14, 10:31 PM

I'll always remember how he made everyone else's life feel better. RIP

**stealthyburrito** · 07-31-14, 10:36 PM

Parlayer never struck me as the normal type.

he was an extraneous personality but we treat him as one of us.

a guy like that just doesn't disappear without serious incident.