Originally posted by daneblazer
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sadly, chance of him dying is higher than him getting laid.Comment -
he's Opie
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http://www.click2houston.com/news/fb...-area/27214710
Houston, Texas- Fort Bend County sheriff's deputies are sending out a warning after home surveillance cameras caught a nude man looking through windows of homes.
Footage shows a man trespassing at a home around 11:25 p.m. on July 14 in the Falcon Point subdivision near Cinco Ranch.
At one point, the man took his clothes off, jumped into the pool and went swimming. Then he got out and sat in a chair while looking inside the home.
Fort Bend County Crime Stoppers is offering a reward up to $5,000 for information on this man.
He is wanted for criminal trespassing. He is described as a white man with short dark hair and is possibly balding. He was last seen wearing a Texans T-shirt.
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Lets go find that fukker then blow the 5k at the strip clubOriginally posted by UntiedComment -
Guys, I have some bad news.Comment -
so do we, your mother should've explored birth control optionsOriginally posted by Eddy MunnyComment -
^^^ Well your mother should have explored the surface of Mars, but the bitch was too busy making excuses about logistics hurdles, and light years and yada, yada, yada.Comment -
is he logging in?
i dont even know how to check thatComment -
It' quite simple.Originally posted by TonyTall
A, B, B, A, B, A, B, Up, Up, Down, Select, StartComment -
Not since July 21stOriginally posted by TonyTallComment -
guy was all bone to the kneeComment -
he probably got locked upComment -
Feds.Comment -
We will persevere, we will continue looking
For some reason parlayin reminded me of fry - just wish he was as blissfully ignorant as him.
He'd prolly still be here.Comment -
the shit is no longer funny...someone from SBR give me his IP address and I'll do the restComment -
I'm with you here....this kids' posts were all about being not worth a shit and how he couldn't get laid...Originally posted by Russian Rocket
Never an optimistic post...Comment -
Originally posted by Booya711
so what ?
90% of your posts involve you worrying about wtf Seaweed is doing.
Parlayin was a good poster and I hope he returns....Comment -
Never said anything about hoping he doesn't return....Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowComment -
Dear god can we please trade seaweed for parlayer
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Gaucho gets it...Originally posted by gauchojakeDear god can we please trade seaweed for parlayerComment -
I know grown men should not worry bout someone over the internet, but I fear the worst for the guy.
I know he was pessimistic , but if you followed his posts closely, it was only self hatred.
He would be positive in other areas when talking about sports or when it concerned another poster.
Guy could be pretty funny at times as well I thought. Man, just cant help but to fear the worst.Comment -
Originally posted by gauchojakeDear god can we please trade seaweed for parlayer
even though I just gave Booya some shit about Seaweed.
Going to sound like a raging hypocrite here, but I would take that exchange myselfComment -
Fidel did he hang in your thread often?Comment -
no one should be allowed to spread as much BS around as seaweed....internet or not....but im done with fukking with him....Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowComment -
The Fly Me thread ?
Yeah he was starting to become a regular, I really liked having him around in there and seeing him on the forums.
This shit is hitting me a bit hard at the moment and even though I feel rather pathetic for lettin it bother me.....
I just hate the unknown , ya know ? We need some sort of closure.Comment -
Yea Fidel I feel you. All joking and hahas aside this is very strange and gives me a nervous feeling in the pit of my stomach. Perhaps personal trauma I've experienced with others similarly situated brings that on..but I dunno...not knowing feels like shit.Comment -
Be best thingOriginally posted by Russian RocketComment -
could be the best way to resolve this although creates a slippery slope
maybe he doesn't want to be found
maybe he's just a brokedikk kid from Hongcouver tooComment -
I blame you guys. That's right... Parlayin' is absent, and you're all the perpetrators of his disappearance.
The constant positive reinforcement from SBR members forced him into an unfamiliar role, and ultimately, an uncomfortable one.
Parlayin' was the kind of guy who desired anonymity. He felt more at ease from the outside, looking in.
He would have much rather preferred to toil in his own little garden, away from the spotlight, on his own terms.
But an evolution of his online persona took hold, and Parlayin' himself, in a sense, was helpless to stop it.
He started to become "liked." While on the surface it may seem innocent enough, to Parlayin', in only served to further intensify his self loathing.
The off-handed compliments and warm hospitality forged an incongruence within the man who failed to create a persona in the three dimensional realm that could be equally well received.
He was thrust into role that, to him, felt hollow and insidious.
Now his internal struggle manifested as shtick to an online crowd, who's care did not extend beyond the extreme superficial.
Parlayin's name soared up the SBR POTM charts, while his self esteem plummeted to new depths.
Fearing he had now become a slave to the very demons who he desperately sought to keep at bay, he felt he had no choice but to extinguish the character that made misery it's muse, and perhaps the life that gave rise to it.
See Kurt Cobain.
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Gone are the trench coat and cabbie hat.
I am now dressed in full Batman regalia, but still chain smoking.
I've slithered into the urban sprawl, albeit the seedy underbelly.
I'm watching wisps of smoke from every last drag, spiral up and silhouette against the neon haze of city nightlife, traces of my own very soul, released and given to fly, with each exhalation.
I'm dressed as Batman.
I'm not crazy.
You are.Comment -
wierdo, go eat a bullet.Originally posted by Eddy MunnyComment -
Funny how the SBR denizens are quick with a crocodile tear when the cloud of self annihilation looms over one member, but then openly endorse it with another.Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
What offense have I committed to engender such spite and vitriol?
I'm just trying to restore a sense of sanity and order to a situation bereft thereof.
I don't see you contributing much of anything other than hypocrisy and botched single syllable words. (It's "weirdo" you dunce)
I spent a good week in a goddamn trench coat, despite summer temperatures and relentless humidity.
I am now dressed as Batman, and lurking about the concrete jungle.... places you wouldn't dare tread because you don't have the stones or the street smarts.
You lack courage, heart, and brains. You embody the worst of the Lion, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow, all rolled into one lousy excuse for a human being.
I, on the other hand, am Batman... and chain smoking under the halo of a full moon's night.Comment -
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i can't edit my post you dumb fukk.
now you're gonna say it's "penetrate" not fukk and call me obtuse right?
you weird mother fukker!!! go deep throat a diesel exhaust.Comment -
^^^ Ok class, this is what an idiot looks like.Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
He's clearly in the process of coming unglued and coherence is beginning to fade rapidly.
Any questions?Comment
