What Happened to ParlayininHtown??

[opie1988]

^^^ Ok class, this is what an idiot looks like.

He's clearly in the process of coming unglued and coherence is beginning to fade rapidly.

Any questions?

Eddy...you are the walking definition of erudite, pal.

I mean, sure, you're weird as fukk...but you're simply an amazing wordsmith.

Congrats, pal.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Does anyone else just skip over most of Eddy's posts?? I can't be the only one....

Way too much effort for being so boring and unfunny

Get a new gimmick, no one is impressed with this one at the moment

[Eddy Munny]

Opie Wan Kenobi gets it.

If Parlayin' doesn't have the courtesy to show up to his own memorial thread, then I submit that we should all make this about me.

You have to focus on the positives in life. It's far too short not to.

So while Parlayin may have gone bungee jumping without a cord, look at the bright side... I'm still here.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!!! Am I right fellas?

My SBR birthday is right around the corner (hint, hint) and I can't wait to see what you guys have in store for me.

SBR is about ME!!!!!

ME

ME

ME

I speak for everybody when I say that Eddy Munny is the Christ that saved SBR.

...And that's a tune we can all dance to.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Opie Wan Kenobi gets it.

If Parlayin' doesn't have the courtesy to show up to his own memorial thread, then I submit that we should all make this about me.

You have to focus on the positives in life. It's far too short not to.

So while Parlayin may have gone bungee jumping without a cord, look at the bright side... I'm still here.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!!! Am I right fellas?

My SBR birthday is right around the corner (hint, hint) and I can't wait to see what you guys have in store for me.

SBR is about ME!!!!!

ME

ME

ME

I speak for everybody when I say that Eddy Munny is the Christ that saved SBR.

...And that's a tune we can all dance to.

See above

[Eddy Munny]

I reckon this ^^^ is video of a young MoneyLineDawg, when asked by his mother if he knows where all her panties are disappearing to.

Hint: He's wearing them.

[MoneyLineDawg]

I reckon this ^^^ is video of a young MoneyLineDawg, when asked by his mother if he knows where all her panties are disappearing to.

Hint: He's wearing them.

Give it up.....You aren't a bad poster but this schtick just isn't working for ya pal

And of all threads you bring the trash to this one.....unreal

[Ghenghis Kahn]

wouldn't surprise me if this weird fukk pulled the trigger for parlayin...

[Eddy Munny]

Give it up.....You aren't a bad poster but this schtick just isn't working for ya pal

And of all threads you bring the trash to this one.....unreal

...Says the guy wearing his mother's panties.

OUCH! And the hit parade continues.

Now let's watch MLD try to regain the upper hand... with the same calm, authoritative demeanor of a high school guidance counselor that he's displayed thus far, but to no avail.

[Eddy Munny]

wouldn't surprise me if this weird fukk pulled the trigger for parlayin...

Wouldn't surprise me if you eat spaghetti with a spoon.

BOOM!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

[Eddy Munny]

...And here come the GIFS, the preferred method of attack from witless drones.

"I can't think of anything to say..... quick, Google a GIF that can."

[Eddy Munny]

What is this anyway, a fukking tag-team match?

[MoneyLineDawg]

...Says the guy wearing his mother's panties.

OUCH! And the hit parade continues.

Now let's watch MLD try to regain the upper hand... with the same calm, authoritative demeanor of a high school guidance counselor that he's displayed thus far, but to no avail.

As long as you are amusing yourself with this garbage go for it I guess.....Just know that no one else here is impressed

[Ghenghis Kahn]

...And here come the GIFS, the preferred method of attack from witless drones.

"I can't think of anything to say..... quick, Google a GIF that can."

you never heard of picture says thousand words? well gif says about five thousand.

besides, not everyone is a wannabe novelist and write like 20 paragraphs of nonsense.

[Russian Rocket]

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[Ghenghis Kahn]

[Eddy Munny]

As long as you are amusing yourself with this garbage go for it I guess.....Just know that no one else here is impressed

Oh that's right, you speak for EVERY SINGLE SOUL TO HAVE EVER SURFED SBR.

Well I guess if MLD says nobody's impressed, I can go ahead and hang up the keyboard.... for good.

It was nice run, I guess.

Clearly I've overstayed my welcome.

I'm going away for awhile now, gang.

It's time to ponder the meaning of life, and possibly end it.

[Eddy Munny]

I like how Russian Rocket feels the need to constantly remind himself/myself that he's ignoring me.

Apparently the best way to ignore somebody is by communicating to them, repeatedly, that you are ignoring them.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Oh that's right, you speak for EVERY SINGLE SOUL TO HAVE EVER SURFED SBR.

Well I guess if MLD says nobody's impressed, I can go ahead and hang up the keyboard.... for good.

It was nice run, I guess.

Clearly I've overstayed my welcome.

I'm going away for awhile now, gang.

It's time to ponder the meaning of life, and possibly end it.

You've trashed this thread from the start and trolled some of us into responding/arguing your nonsense

Bravo, hope you can sleep well now....

[Eddy Munny]

I've never seen so many people so jealous of my Batman ensemble.

I'm dressed as Batman, and chain smoking.

I'm living the dream.

You're all just chasing it.

[Russian Rocket]

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[BatemanPatrickl]

Eddy get ready for the photo of Bottlerocket sitting next to some stripper on a bed. That is how we know he made it.

[Eddy Munny]

Wow, I bet RR didn't realize that ignoring someone was going to be such a laborious task.

Just exactly how many posts does it take to "ignore" somebody?

Let's be honest, that dumbfukk from across the pond is just playing hard to get. He's soaking up every last word and loving it.

[Jayvegas420]

Eddy $ is Pat Bateman.
I always knew it.

[Cuse0323]

Does anyone else just skip over most of Eddy's posts?? I can't be the only one....

Way too much effort for being so boring and unfunny

Get a new gimmick, no one is impressed with this one at the moment

Trust in that you are not the only one. I like Eddy really but things can be summed up at times.

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy $ is Pat Bateman.
I always knew it.

Batman, not Bateman.

I am Batman.

Just like the Lizard King, I can do anything.

[asdf21]

What happened ² him

[Eddy Munny]

What happened ² him

He was involved in an unfortunate hunting accident.

Took aim at a trophy-sized whitetail buck, but didn't realize he was holding the gun backwards.

Some rookie mistakes don't come with a mulligan.










Disclaimer: No missing persons, or deer, were harmed in the making of this off-color post.

[stealthyburrito]

I leave this thread for one day and wtf happened?

[Eddy Munny]

I leave this thread for one day and wtf happened?

Well to summarize:

Wild speculation ran rampant.

I wore a trench coat to channel my inner detective. I smoked cigarettes.

Then I shed the Sherlock getup and donned the Batsuit. I smoked more cigarettes.

People grew angry. Mob mentality ensued and I became the scapegoat.

Finally, as the dust began to settle, Garfield made a cameo appearance.

That brings us to the present.

[zizoudane10]

last thing i said to him was get a hooker
99% sure it was a character, like jj the clown

99.9% sure it wasn't.

[ItsMeMrMattE]

if that was a character, someone is really fukked up. i would bet alot it wasn't tho. well if he was in jail for weed, which i was hoping, he probably should of been out by now. not good. i miss parlayin. if it was a character bring him back.

[daneblazer]

any sign of him?

[TwoWays]

I miss him. RIP

[paco]

He made a new thread in soccer section today. He is alive