What Happened to ParlayininHtown??

**Eddy Munny** · 08-01-14, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by Mase of Base

Fark this is pretty heavy. Hope he got some help and is in the process of working through his depression.

There's that word again, "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull or something?

**compaqDikk** · 08-01-14, 01:24 AM

**asdf21** · 08-01-14, 01:34 AM

I am worried too

**Mase of Base** · 08-01-14, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

There's that word again, "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull or something?

I'm not sure what your issue is in this thread. It's nice to see some genuinely concerned for his well being, and I expected there to be jokes from those that couldn't care less and that's cool it's a random net forum. Maybe you've cruised through life with no issues, losing no one that means much to you and I hope that's the case but suicide is a 'heavy' thing. It's easy for the individual choosing to end it all and I myself have been in that position, how ever the mess it leaves behind is beyond what I'm referring to as heavy. It's a burden that I carry everyday thinking of what ifs to those that I've lost.

If you're really a mod of this site maybe just sit back and have a think of things you post, just my opinion, or keep on trolling will have no effect on me as this will be my last reply to you if you do so.

GL to you.

**timbaland99** · 08-01-14, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

There's that word again, "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull or something?

Honestly, it's like you need to go to rehab to rid yourself of this ridiculous, nonsensical, verbal diarrhea addiction.

Just STFU

Other than making fun of you, this isn't really a laughing matter. The guy was/is really depressed. Depressed enough to tell a bunch of strangers how he was really feeling. It was as if us (basically strangers) were taking the place of a best friend. I really hope he is OK.

**timbaland99** · 08-01-14, 02:44 AM

I hoping that he went on vacation to the cottage and doesn't have cell service and will be posting again shortly

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-01-14, 02:46 AM

What was the guy's story? Did he have a job? Family? Money? Why was he so depressed?

**greenhippo** · 08-01-14, 02:56 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I'm pretty sure, that at this point, someone who has access to his IP on this site, needs to find his address and have someone pay him a visit.

I live 20 mins from the guy

**Mase of Base** · 08-01-14, 02:56 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

What was the guy's story? Did he have a job? Family? Money? Why was he so depressed?

Seemed like he had an okay paying job, not many friends and perhaps not super close to his fam. Who knows though. Seemed a real solid dude and was into a lot of the same sports I'm into. Also seemed as though he was reaching out to the forum for his depression which a lot of guys tried to help him but it felt like he wasn't talking about it to anyone close to him or a medical professional.

Depression isn't something you can point to anything in particular. Sure it can be brought by relationship financial stress etc but then there's super succesfull folk who get depression. It's an illness that can't be put down to anything in particular the majority of the time.

My typing may not make a lot of sense I've had a few beers and never spell check my forum posts!

And if there's anyone on this forum that wants to have a chat about depression shoot me a p.m, I'm no medical professional but I do know plenty about depression. I actually meant to send Parlay a pm but never did now don't feel great about that.

Sorry to add that last paragraph while quoting you Bateman that wasn't aimed at you in anyway.

GL to all.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-01-14, 03:20 AM

Lots of good posters on the forum; it's too bad scumbags like Boeing Power, Vegas and JayVegas shit in every thread. Hope this guy is okay. Where does he live?

**Mase of Base** · 08-01-14, 03:29 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Lots of good posters on the forum; it's too bad scumbags like Boeing Power, Vegas and JayVegas shit in every thread. Hope this guy is okay. Where does he live?

I think Houston man, not 100% though. Agreed pal there's some solid guys (and gals!) posting here it's kinda cool, every forum has the opposite though and that's all good as well!

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-01-14, 03:35 AM

Maser talk to me. Do you enjoy sex games like spike the rooster, jellywatchers and cork popping tops?

**Mase of Base** · 08-01-14, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Maser talk to me. Do you enjoy sex games like spike the rooster, jellywatchers and cork popping tops?

HAHA, Fark man I have no idea what any of those are. My sex life isn't far off what parlayers was unfortunately! The last few girls I've had I wouldn't like published lets put it that way, rather heavy, semi okay looking maybe, fantastic personalities though ha!

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-01-14, 04:02 AM

Maser ask JJ about sex games. Start a thread for him.

**Mase of Base** · 08-01-14, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Maser ask JJ about sex games. Start a thread for him.

Farkin Coach, if I have to get advice from that guy about anything (unless it's dancing or if I go bald rug placement) I'm in trouble.

Good to see ya back Bateman, all the best.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-01-14, 04:22 AM

Thank you sir and may the odds be ever in your favor.

**Eddy Munny** · 08-01-14, 06:13 AM

Everyone just relax. I'm a mod. You people are in good hands. I've underwent intensive, specialized training in how to deal with the masses in times of crisis. They don't just give these gigs to any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep.

**I/O** · 08-01-14, 06:27 AM

It's times like this when I wish I did some of drug. Maybe then I could get something out of this thread. This might be worse than any thread MoMoney, Gold, Opie, Giant, Weeder, Sammy, Bates or any other ghost/mod/paid poster has put up.

At least I hope the ghost took out ghost insurance before he wacked his ghost self.

No shame

**stealthyburrito** · 08-01-14, 09:43 AM

Day 11. No word. Notch this incident up to Defcon 3.

Was going to head west week of the the 18th.

Have given notice to of counselman that I will be escaping a week earlier to pit stop in Houston. We do not leave a fellow man behind especially one as down as parlayer

Hopefully the search bears some fruit - my worst fear is an apocalypse now style meltdown.

In the meantime I am actively monitoring through this site http://cbtcws.cityofhouston.gov/Acti.../Combined.aspx

**Booya711** · 08-01-14, 09:52 AM

I had the unlucky pleasure of having to work in Houston for 3 months....I can see why he would be so miserable....

Weather sucks....traffic is worse than LA....

Football team lost the worst game in history to the Bills....shit writes itself...

**Seaweed** · 08-01-14, 02:41 PM

Houston we have a problem

**manny24** · 08-01-14, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Everyone just relax. I'm a mod. You people are in good hands. I've underwent intensive, specialized training in how to deal with the masses in times of crisis. They don't just give these gigs to any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep.

Eddy you seem less like Billy the Kid more like Doc Holliday amiright?

guys relax he's prolly just at the massage Parlor in H town

**The Giant** · 08-01-14, 03:53 PM

If he doesn't come back, we'll never know what happened.

No reason to dwell on it.

Let's move on and talk about tonight's huge WNBA matchups.
I'm predicting a fight that turns into a lesbian make-out session in the marquee game tonight.

**TwoWays** · 08-01-14, 03:56 PM

The guy would at least say goodbye. He seems like an accountable dude. RIP, parlor.

**kidcudi92** · 08-01-14, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

If he doesn't come back, we'll never know what happened.

No reason to dwell on it.

Let's move on and talk about tonight's huge WNBA matchups.
I'm predicting a fight that turns into a lesbian make-out session in the marquee game tonight.

sad thing it wouldn't even be hot unless skylark diggins was involved

**Russian Rocket** · 08-01-14, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by TwoWays

The guy would at least say goodbye. He seems like an accountable dude. RIP, parlor.

**manny24** · 08-01-14, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

If he doesn't come back, we'll never know what happened.

No reason to dwell on it.

Let's move on and talk about tonight's huge WNBA matchups.
I'm predicting a fight that turns into a lesbian make-out session in the marquee game tonight.

or man haters shooting bricks that turns into a scissorfight watched by no one

**Jayvegas420** · 08-01-14, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Lots of good posters on the forum; it's too bad scumbags like Boeing Power, Vegas and JayVegas shit in every thread. Hope this guy is okay. Where does he live?

Says the guy who leaves his filthy stench in 80% of the threads in this forum.
Bat Man LOVES gathering information on all the posters.
This thread was otherwise a good idea, if it didn't provide personal information to psychos like Bat Man.
Lemme guess....the abandonded, recovering drug addict wants to leave his house for the 1st time tgis year & help the missing poster?
That would be thread of the year!

**stealthyburrito** · 08-01-14, 04:35 PM

Everyone settle the fukk down and let's not pronounce him dead yet.

We are trying to send positive vibes.

Been scanning Houston PD and FD all day today but no luck yet.

Pulling up mobile site as I head home. Too early to give up.

**Eddy Munny** · 08-01-14, 05:31 PM

I'm still wearing my trench coat and chain smoking Camels, if that provides any consolation.

I periodically stroll around the block, immersed in thought, stroking my stubbled chin, as if all the answers to the universe lie hidden away in my mandible, and that the right rub will unlock ancient secrets, unfurling a tapestry of insight, that has not a beginning, nor an end.

Into the ether I've submitted subtle vibrations, communicating a message to our dear friend, on behalf of all of us:

Is it bright where you are?
Have the people changed?
Does it make you happy you're so sad and strange?
And in your darkest hour,
I hold secret's flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain.

**Russian Rocket** · 08-01-14, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

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**Eddy Munny** · 08-01-14, 05:53 PM

Rocket PM'd me and asked if he could stick his head up my trenchcoat. I denied his pass and he promptly took his ball and went home, a.k.a. put me on "ignore." This gentleman clearly isn't very mature when it comes to rejection.

**TwoWays** · 08-02-14, 12:01 PM

Wow, it's been over a week. Only bleak thoughts cross my mind now about parlor's fate. god bless.

**daneblazer** · 08-02-14, 12:42 PM

He's probably getting some every day and doesn't want to check the fukk in.

There's some poor girl walking around H-Town now like she got hit in the crotch with a medieval battering ram

**pavyracer** · 08-02-14, 01:32 PM

Parlayin who the fukk who?