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  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #1
    ParlayininHtown is one of my new favorite posters
    Please don't kill yourself hoss

  • KiDBaZkiT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-20-09
    • 14962

    #2
    Parlayer, nobody been more suicidal than me. Its thr gambling, all these milluonares dont gotta sweat shit cost us our last $200. I been so down just give it a couple days and bet uou go on a big run
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    • KRIT
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-11-14
      • 12878

      #3
      I agree he's hilarious. Just don't bring up friends, social situations, sex or girls around him....it makes him depressed.
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      • MoneyLineDawg
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-01-09
        • 13253

        #4
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Can you imagine if he did commit suicide what a story it would be

          I like the kid but he has emotional problems
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            Parlayer is dank as fukk, bruh.

            #mydayoneniqqa

            #stonerbros

            #rollup
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            • manny24
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-22-07
              • 20046

              #7
              he's the anti-Moneyshot
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              • ParlayininHTown
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-27-10
                • 7561

                #8
                I can't make any promises, Blazer.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Parlay when was the last time you got laid??
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                  • ParlayininHTown
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Parlay when was the last time you got laid??

                    January 2007.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      not bad actually

                      mine was approx 2000 or maybe late 1999
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                      • ParlayininHTown
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-27-10
                        • 7561

                        #12
                        Mine won't reach 14 years. I simply won't allow it.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Parlay if you get rejected by a hooker lets say for $200 then its time to quit in that department like I did
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                          • ParlayininHTown
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-27-10
                            • 7561

                            #14
                            I don't want a hooker. They're about the act and the money and won't be into me at all.

                            I can't understand why we can't choose whether we're born. We have no say whether we want to come into this world and live. If I could go back in time and decide to never exist, I would.

                            At this point, trying is too hard.
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                            • Ghenghis Kahn
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-02-12
                              • 19734

                              #15
                              you know at first i thought you were fukking around but i think you're serious, so i'm gonna give you a serious advice.

                              first of all, the key to getting chicks... you never attract who you want, you always attract who you are.

                              meaning, if you are depressed and feel miserable, you can only attract girls that are the same.

                              the thing about being a dude, even if you are ugly, you can still get chicks.

                              start working out like your life depends on it.

                              hey if you have an ugly face, complement that ugly mug with a body like a greek god.

                              if you start working out, you're see results and you'll start to eat healthy.

                              once you take these steps, your mind will be more clear and your outlook will get better.

                              healthy body, healthy mind, it's no joke. i can go into why that is due to chemicals in your body but i won't.

                              with chicks, it's all about confidence. try it for a month and see where it goes. gl
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                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-03-12
                                • 53970

                                #16
                                My H-Town nizzle is tha shizzle

                                #HtownLean

                                #stonerbuds

                                #blazeup

                                #imcopyingOpie
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                                • timbaland99
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 04-22-12
                                  • 379

                                  #17
                                  Hey Parlay. Where do you go or what do you do in order to put yourself in situations where you can first, talk to women or be around women? For example, if you are spending all day in your basement watching seinfled reruns or games of thrones, it is difficult to get yourself laid because you are not putting yourself in the right situation. If you are putting yourself in situations where there are women around then that would be a start. It could be as simple as walking your dog to the dog park, going out to the bar with friends or joining a coed baseball team. If you are not comfortable around women, then just take baby steps and grow from there. Something simple. You dont need a 9 inch rooster And you dont need to be ripped. If you can show you have a personality and are nice, a woman will see that.
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                                  • Hot Jerry
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-16-13
                                    • 5545

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    parlay if you get rejected by a hooker lets say for $200 then its time to quit in that department like i did
                                    - lmao - lmao - lol !!
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                                    • daneblazer
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-14-08
                                      • 27861

                                      #19
                                      Can you imagine the poor girl who breaks the streak? She's going to be walking like she got hit with a battery ram
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                                      • The Giant
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-21-12
                                        • 21480

                                        #20
                                        Definitely one of the best posters here.

                                        While everyone is ripping on each other, he just rips on himself.

                                        It's quite refreshing.
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82839

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          not bad actually

                                          mine was approx 2000 or maybe late 1999
                                          With a guy or a girl?
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                                          • manny24
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-22-07
                                            • 20046

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Hot Jerry
                                            - lmao - lmao - lol !!
                                            Hot Jerry do you get plenty of trim on the regular or do you have an old lady back at the 55+ park?
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                                            • stevenash
                                              Moderator
                                              • 01-17-11
                                              • 65644

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Giant
                                              Definitely one of the best posters here.

                                              While everyone is ripping on each other, he just rips on himself.

                                              It's quite refreshing.
                                              Funny because it's true.
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                                              • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-02-12
                                                • 19734

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                With a guy or a girl?
                                                might have been with his aunt
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                                                • Cuse0323
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-09-09
                                                  • 30169

                                                  #25
                                                  Big Parlayin supporter but damn, same old shit gets old. I think SBR is enabling you to continue to be depressed...shifted from sports to talking about life in every thread so you're dwelling on it even on an internet forum now. Need to get your mind off of it.
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                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                    • 14988

                                                    #26
                                                    Smoking a quarter of herb a day doesnt help. Not that I am advising you quit. That would be hypocritical of me.

                                                    But it definetly doesnt help. Move to Canada. There's 'erb and happiness.
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                                                    • Monitor-Tan
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-20-11
                                                      • 4460

                                                      #27
                                                      let's get parlayin the POTM. make it happen coach
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                                                      • Optional
                                                        Administrator
                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                        • 61673

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                        Smoking a quarter of herb a day doesnt help. Not that I am advising you quit. That would be hypocritical of me.

                                                        But it definetly doesnt help. Move to Canada. There's 'erb and happiness.
                                                        I hope you're exaggerating.

                                                        If you're smoking that much go check into rehab Parlayin. No wonder you can't get your act together or feel positive about anything.
                                                        .
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                                                        • KiDBaZkiT
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-20-09
                                                          • 14962

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Parlay if you get rejected by a hooker lets say for $200 then its time to quit in that department like I did
                                                          I wish I could see the scallywag that turned u down. What a dumb broad.
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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-27-10
                                                            • 7561

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            Smoking a quarter of herb a day doesnt help. Not that I am advising you quit. That would be hypocritical of me.

                                                            But it definetly doesnt help. Move to Canada. There's 'erb and happiness.
                                                            A quarter pound or a quarter ounce?

                                                            I only get high to try to keep myself from thinking and feeling anything.
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                                                            • The Giant
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-21-12
                                                              • 21480

                                                              #31
                                                              Do you cut yourself, Parlay?
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                                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-27-10
                                                                • 7561

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Giant
                                                                Do you cut yourself, Parlay?
                                                                No.
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                                                                • The Giant
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-21-12
                                                                  • 21480

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Good.

                                                                  I've known a couple of girls that do it.

                                                                  It's pretty popular nowadays. I don't get it.
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                                                                  • manny24
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-22-07
                                                                    • 20046

                                                                    #34
                                                                    would love to burn one with this cat someday

                                                                    #myhtownninja
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                                                                    • daneblazer
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 09-14-08
                                                                      • 27861

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Gotta feel sorry for the poor girl who ends the drought. She's going to be walking like Yosemite Sam the rest of the week
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