Forum Myths (for you young bucks)

[SBR_John]

Happy ending massages - Myth. Urban legend.

Value meals - Myth. Smaller portion, crappy quality.

Glory Holes - Myth. I think JJ Gold invented this myth.

What else?

[bostonboss]

tony from 5 dimes is god

[Mitchell88]

wait completely wrong John I can name plenty of happy ending massage places

[firedawg]

tony from 5 dimes is god

He told me he was. I have it in writing

[SBR_John]

Tony the Hat is NOT Chuck Norris or Neal Young, therefore, Bostonboss is correct; Myth

[SamDiamond]

I have a few...

TTWarrior under 300 pounds= Myth
Brock Landers= Professional Gambler = Myth
Fishhead= Knows Anything = Myth

[mikemca]

wait completely wrong John I can name plenty of happy ending massage places

This

http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2013/02/gloucester_township_massage_pa.html

[SBR_John]

This


http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2...assage_pa.html

Un Ae Dunkin, 52, of Mount Laurel, was charged with engaging in prostitution, having allegedly performed sex acts for a patron.

Maybe my standards are too high??? Not really looking for a 50+ sub African, no **** and likely overweight type. Still a Myth.

[innovation]

lakerboy was here

lakerboy is gone

[Mitchell88]

Maybe my standards are too high??? Not really looking for a 50+ sub African, no **** and likely overweight type. Still a Myth.

guess you don't live close to Providence RI John. North st spa, etc.......

[bostonboss]

ha ha ive heard of that place

[stealthyburrito]

Multiple people posting as jjgold. The holy grail of forum myths.

[mikemca]

Maybe my standards are too high??? Not really looking for a 50+ sub African, no **** and likely overweight type. Still a Myth.

I was never in there just grew up and lived there for 20 years.There was a baseball card/cpmic book store that I went to almost every day next to the massage place .So I guess they operated on the DL for the whole time I lived in NJ without getting caught.

All I'm saying is they are everywhere.The Asians rule that shyt.

http://www.bensonhurstbean.com/2013/07/brooklyn-da-and-police-close-down-12-massage-parlors/

[Mitchell88]

ha ha ive heard of that place

im outside boston, lynn ma just had a ton of them shut down and they are legal in RI

[bostonboss]

im outside boston, lynn ma just had a ton of them shut down and they are legal in RI

im right next door to you..they closed a couple in Natick as well

[bostonboss]

cops are p o'd cause they were the main clients.

[Mitchell88]

cops are p o'd cause they were the main clients.

yea and they were the ones protecting them for so long that's how they have been around here forever. One location goes down up comes another one. back page!

[bostonboss]

lol

[katstale]

Sex in the champagne room?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

So-Cal is littered with Happy Ending Massage parlours.

[pavyracer]

SBR has ghosts.

[SBR_John]

Sex in the champagne room?

That's true. The Pros can get things done faster than a Daytona pit stop. Always pay the minimum to get in the back room, no pre tipping. I hold the hundred and the fifty together and give her the fifty and slide the c note in my pocket and say something about I tip good if I feel good.

So back rooms - true

[shari91]

Multiple people posting as jjgold. The holy grail of forum myths.

Also that JJ's not the guy in the vids.

[jjgold]

I am not the guy in the vids

That is Mike Corbin

I am JJ

[Deuce]

I am not the guy in the vids

That is Mike Corbin

I am JJ

You wanna fight you broke jerk off?

[jjgold]

[TheMoneyShot]

Happy ending massages - Myth. Urban legend.

This is an exclusive SBR Jackie Blue special. Remember this young lads.

[iifold]

Bigboydan is mentally stable...

[King Mayan]

That's true. The Pros can get things done faster than a Daytona pit stop. Always pay the minimum to get in the back room, no pre tipping. I hold the hundred and the fifty together and give her the fifty and slide the c note in my pocket and say something about I tip good if I feel good.

So back rooms - true

[shari91]

I am not the guy in the vids

That is Mike Corbin

I am JJ

Yeah and we've recently hired a staff member named Sherry, not to be confused with Shari.

Flippin mongoose.

[bigboydan]

Jay Mobile or should I say Jim Florntien

[bigboydan]

Bigboydan is mentally stable...

Damn right I'm mentally stable and I refuse to put up with the B.S. either AAO

[I/O]

quick

Call in an air strike on this thread!

[BigDaddy]

things aren't always what they seem

[TonyTall]

sbr will suddenly end the betpoints program and close the store