monkeyf0cker is a legend.

Iwinyourmoney · 03-04-09, 04:27 AM

He is a cool guy, hung with him at the bash.

Although I do love when he is on the oppsoite sides of my picks.....(no offence bro)

JBC77 · 03-04-09, 07:06 AM

Did he achieve some recent success that I missed? He's a f!@in' stand up guy.

Bread · 03-04-09, 07:46 AM

Guy is a forum legend.

fiveteamer · 03-04-09, 08:24 AM

we know he made it.

god bless.

Nicky Santoro · 03-04-09, 09:36 AM

monkey is the biggest punk of all time. he's the biggest square. he's a wannabe sharp guy, but is clueless as hell. he tries so hard to be accepted as one of the wiseguys, but i noticed he knows nothing, but likes to put everyone down so he can feel better about himself. He's not only clueless, but he's fukkin annoying..i've never seen a guy that knows so little about gambling, yet pretends to know alot..

man, would i love to kick this wannabes ass so badly. in fact, i'd love to take him and tacomax together, grab em both by their necks, and bang both their heads together..

man would i love to do that.. it'd be a dream come true.

SlickFazzer · 03-04-09, 09:38 AM

Wide variety opinions on the Monkeyfonker.

durito · 03-04-09, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

Although I do love when he is on the oppsoite sides of my picks.....(no offence bro)

I know I always get excited when sharps that are smarter than me are on the other side of my picks.

Cloak & Dagger · 03-04-09, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

monkey is the biggest punk of all time. he's the biggest square. he's a wannabe sharp guy, but is clueless as hell. he tries so hard to be accepted as one of the wiseguys, but i noticed he knows nothing, but likes to put everyone down so he can feel better about himself. He's not only clueless, but he's fukkin annoying..i've never seen a guy that knows so little about gambling, yet pretends to know alot..

man, would i love to kick this wannabes ass so badly. in fact, i'd love to take him and tacomax together, grab em both by their necks, and bang both their heads together..

man would i love to do that.. it'd be a dream come true.

smitch124 · 03-04-09, 01:47 PM

The guy knows his stuff, and I listen carefully to whatever he says about handicapping and take any pick he happens to post into serious consideration.

Matt Rain · 03-04-09, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by durito

I know I always get excited when sharps that are smarter than me are on the other side of my picks.

I can stop biting my lips now, thank you.

JBC77 · 03-04-09, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

Wide variety opinions on the Monkeyfonker.

I can vouch for him. Told the story a hundred times but when we were in Vegas at the Bash he had a limo take me Pico and diogee around to about a dozen strip clubs. Snapped his fingers, limo came each time. He's a great host. He's not a punk and he knows sports betting.

Nicky just likes to talk sh1t about everyone. Not a single poster alive out here who hasn't been thrown under the bus by Nicky. This coming from a grown man who stays in his underwear all day and probably hasn't been laid in the last decade.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-04-09, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by ChuteBoxe

End of story.

He made it boys.

Heh. Good hangin out with you, man. I still wanna come to NYC this summer and catch a Yankee game with you guys. Let's plan on that.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-04-09, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

monkey is the biggest punk of all time. he's the biggest square. he's a wannabe sharp guy, but is clueless as hell. he tries so hard to be accepted as one of the wiseguys, but i noticed he knows nothing, but likes to put everyone down so he can feel better about himself. He's not only clueless, but he's fukkin annoying..i've never seen a guy that knows so little about gambling, yet pretends to know alot..

man, would i love to kick this wannabes ass so badly. in fact, i'd love to take him and tacomax together, grab em both by their necks, and bang both their heads together..

man would i love to do that.. it'd be a dream come true.

I think the thread below sums it all up nicely. Don't you, Nicky?

*broken link*

RogueScholar · 03-04-09, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by JBC77

...Not a single poster alive out here who hasn't been thrown under the bus by Nicky...

Nicky's never had a single unkind post towards me, and I enjoy having him around the forum very much. Just like sex and air, Nicky is easy to take for granted because he's been so regular here, but we'd all miss him dearly if he suddenly stopped posting.

I do agree MonkeyF0cker is a legend,... a legendary Internet Tough Guy. Snapping ones fingers and having a limo pull up doesn't make a person special, especially when he has one of the Top 5 lousiest personalities on SBR. You guys can have your strip club adventure at the Bash, it holds no interest for me. I've ridden in hundreds of limos and it's no big deal.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-04-09, 02:24 PM

My personality here is a product of the environment. If you post stupidity, you'll be trashed. End of story.

element1286 · 03-04-09, 02:31 PM

I like the "sharps" on this forum. They put down the idiots with quick wit and facts. Not that I am sharp or anything, but they seem to know their stuff. They provide good information as well for people willing to listen.

Mudcat · 03-04-09, 02:32 PM

From what I have seen, monkeyf0cker knows his stuff when it comes to betting. He definitely knows the theory. I don't know how well he is putting it into practice - (nor does he know that of me). But just understanding the theory puts him way ahead of most guys around here.

In my book, it is to his great credit that he does not get caught lying about where he is from, and claim to have played for 3 years at a sportsbook that has only existed for 2, and say he spoke to someone there but there is no one by that name that works there. And on and on and on. And all that pointless noise designed to do I-can't-even-guess-what.

Monkey is not starting threads like

Which posters do you like?

and

Yeah but which posters do you like-like?

So monkeyf0cker is good by me. This legend tag sure does get thrown around a lot these days though. Maybe it would be quicker to name everyone who's not a legend.

RogueJuror · 03-04-09, 02:36 PM

MonkeyF0cker is the real deal, no question about it.

fiveteamer · 03-04-09, 02:38 PM

2 guys in a row just posted in this thread who made it. I broke the streak.

god bless.

durito · 03-04-09, 02:41 PM

fiver, you've almost made it

keep working

love, durito

rjt721 · 03-04-09, 04:56 PM

One of the best posters here.

Iwinyourmoney · 03-04-09, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by durito

I know I always get excited when sharps that are smarter than me are on the other side of my picks.

Everytime he says he is on the other side, my side cashed. He's my good luck guy.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-04-09, 05:13 PM

Heh. That's only happened a few times though, hasn't it Iwin? Yesterday, a few bad second halves turned a huge day for me into a small gainer. Missed by a hook on two and pushed on another when I had leads with dogs going into halftime. That happens. The Montana St. game was a slaughter the whole way though. Weber St. resting players didn't have much of an impact.

Iwinyourmoney · 03-04-09, 05:14 PM

yea Monkey, just the 4-5 times Ive seen it, its happened. Not hating on ya at all

diogee · 03-04-09, 10:23 PM

F*ck yeah he is...thanks again Monkey

MonkeyF0cker · 03-04-09, 10:47 PM

My pleasure, buddy.

ChuteBoxe · 03-04-09, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by ChuteBoxe

End of story.

He made it boys.

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

monkey is the biggest punk of all time. he's the biggest square. he's a wannabe sharp guy, but is clueless as hell. he tries so hard to be accepted as one of the wiseguys, but i noticed he knows nothing, but likes to put everyone down so he can feel better about himself. He's not only clueless, but he's fukkin annoying..i've never seen a guy that knows so little about gambling, yet pretends to know alot..

man, would i love to kick this wannabes ass so badly. in fact, i'd love to take him and tacomax together, grab em both by their necks, and bang both their heads together..

man would i love to do that.. it'd be a dream come true.

What the f*ck is this shit? You can't rewrite the story just because you don't like the ending. The story already ended. This isn't the music business. There is no remix.

tacomax · 03-04-09, 11:36 PM

Mr Cooltimes made it.

reno cool · 03-05-09, 01:20 AM

If I see Monkey post in a thread I will usually click on it. Not too many I can say that about.
A couple things he said in the past made me question his skills.
However, most of his posts I find honest, knowledgeable and interesting.

Cloak & Dagger · 03-05-09, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by JBC77

I can vouch for him. Told the story a hundred times but when we were in Vegas at the Bash he had a limo take me Pico and diogee around to about a dozen strip clubs. Snapped his fingers, limo came each time. He's a great host. He's not a punk and he knows sports betting.

Nicky just likes to talk sh1t about everyone. Not a single poster alive out here who hasn't been thrown under the bus by Nicky. This coming from a grown man who stays in his underwear all day and probably hasn't been laid in the last decade.

AgainstAllOdds · 03-05-09, 02:01 AM

Monkey See Monkey Do

wtf?!!?!

donjuan · 03-05-09, 02:12 AM

A couple things he said in the past made me question his skills.

I'd be interested in hearing what those are.

reno cool · 03-05-09, 02:33 AM

Well, one that comes to mind was an evaluation of big parlay he had made. However, I'm not sure it's wise rehashing it here. I'm sure he's a pretty good gambler regardless.