Just Got a Blow Job From a Fat Chick

tullamore · 02-22-09, 12:47 AM

I bet she was good, fat chicks put in an effort, they will suck that cock every which way.

Chi_archie · 02-22-09, 12:47 AM

did she swallow? maybe that's how she got so fat... an extra 8 cals 3 times per day times 365 times 10 years... might have put her over the edge with a slow metabolism

Panic · 02-22-09, 12:49 AM

Oh fvck. My girl told me she had to go visit family who live an hour away tonight and just got back and she said she was REAALLLYYYY tired.

tullamore · 02-22-09, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Panic

Oh fvck. My girl told me she had to go visit family who live an hour away tonight and just got back and she said she was REAALLLYYYY tired.

If shes fat, we have a winner.

tullamore · 02-22-09, 12:50 AM

Panic, ask her how amby dick taste?

Panic · 02-22-09, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by tullamore

If shes fat, we have a winner.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, tull. Dont fvck around.

Chi_archie · 02-22-09, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by Panic

Oh fvck. My girl told me she had to go visit family who live an hour away tonight and just got back and she said she was REAALLLYYYY tired.

lmao

good one

blittydeuce · 02-22-09, 12:52 AM

How were the Beef Curtains?

AMBlai01 · 02-22-09, 12:53 AM

She did swallow....she tried to pull her head up....but I was on to her. I put my hands right on the back of her head so there was no chance that wasn't going down her throat......

NO touching of the beef curtains...i dont roll like that.

Panic · 02-22-09, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

She did swallow....she tried to pull her head up....but I was on to her. I put my hands right on the back of her head so there was no chance that wasn't going down her throat......

NO touching of the beef curtains...i dont roll like that.

Yep. Thats her.

tullamore · 02-22-09, 12:56 AM

Should have giving her the old snap dragon, chicks love that shit

wtf · 02-22-09, 12:58 AM

rather wack off to porno

AMBlai01 · 02-22-09, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by tullamore

Should have giving her the old snap dragon, chicks love that shit

Snap Dragon?

InTheHole · 02-22-09, 12:58 AM

tullamore · 02-22-09, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

Snap Dragon?

just as you *** in the chicks mouth, slap her on the back of the head, and your *** will come out of hear nose.

betplom · 02-22-09, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by tullamore

Should have giving her the old snap dragon, chicks love that shit

Definition please.

betplom · 02-22-09, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by tullamore

just as you *** in the chicks mouth, slap her on the back of the head, and your *** will come out of hear nose.

You know this from experience?

InTheHole · 02-22-09, 01:00 AM

Jesus xrist

InTheHole · 02-22-09, 01:01 AM

i thought you just popped her on the head (with your dragon) tully is hardcore

tullamore · 02-22-09, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by betplom

You know this from experience?

no i have always been afraid that the chix would have some reflex and bite my dick, but this guy i used to work with claimed to have done it a few times.

AMBlai01 · 02-22-09, 01:02 AM

I would rather just hold her head on your cock so that you know she HAS to swallow it...

betplom · 02-22-09, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

I would rather just hold her head on your cock so that you know she HAS to swallow it...

I have received blowjobs from enough women to know that this action will result in:

A) Her vomitting all over you.

B) A slap in the face.

C) All of the above.

Any of the above results ruin the experience.

American chicks must be whack!

AMBlai01 · 02-22-09, 01:08 AM

she didn't slap me or vomit on me....she must be a champ...She took it down like she was supposed to!

tullamore · 02-22-09, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

she didn't slap me or vomit on me....she must be a champ...She took it down like she was supposed to!

the fat bitch was hungry because Panic pissed away the grocery money on booze and gambling.

AMBlai01 · 02-22-09, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by tullamore

the fat bitch was hungry because Panic pissed away the grocery money on booze and gambling.

Tsoprano · 02-22-09, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

did she swallow? maybe that's how she got so fat... an extra 8 cals 3 times per day times 365 times 10 years... might have put her over the edge with a slow metabolism

fiveteamer · 02-22-09, 01:48 AM

did I miss the mensa meeting?

awhitejackson · 02-22-09, 01:52 AM

Yeah gotta go with the internet porn.....You might have to search hard like in real life except this way you ALWAYS find what you are looking for.....And even though you only get her for 15 seconds, you can always get rid of her in the click of a button....

InTheHole · 02-22-09, 01:52 AM

I'm with you Jackson

ryanspeer2001 · 02-22-09, 02:03 AM

amby see if she wants to come down to the bash.

AMBlai01 · 02-22-09, 02:05 AM

ryan she is all yours..i will bring her to the bash and give her to you...my gift to you! She does give great head!

Gemoka · 02-22-09, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

Yup....Thats what happens when you are drunk and desperate. She drove from an hour away to come see me. I knew I would get at least a Blow job out of the deal.

As soon as she was done, I pulled the line "Boy am I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY tired." She got the hint and left right away...

I feel like a dirtball...

Hahaha Quality

RogueScholar · 02-22-09, 02:17 AM

Shameless, purely shameless. Karma will make an accounting of this...

Chi_archie · 02-22-09, 02:18 AM

bad juju? for bj's from fat chicks????

man juju is a bitch