Just read a three page thread in the "Sportsbook" section of this site, and some character had a great excuse on why his online bankroll dropped from $6000 to $13. He said his adopted 13 year old son lost it in Blackjack and he wasn't at fault for the loss because he left the computer on
. Anyway, here are a couple of other excuses you may want to try when you lose big money online. I cannot imagine BetPhoenix or any of the other reputable companies will not accept these excuses and give you back you losses
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10. Michael J Fox used my computer and typed in $5000 instead of $50 to cover on Louisville last night.
9. I have schizophrenia and my alter ego bets the opposite in what I truly believe is a good bet
8. JJ told me to bet it
7. I left my computer on when I left the house and a burgler came into my home. He made a PBJ sandwich. Played my bankroll on Live Roulette. Erased all my episodes of "Super Sweet 16" on Tivo and crapped on my lawn.
6. Lost my arms in Nam' and recently had an arm transplant. Arm belonged to Jimmy The Greek. Now all I do is pick losing games and write racial epitaths to African Americans.
5. Hanging out with 5Teamer. He made me a drink, spiked it with acid. I swore Louisville was getting 37 when I placed that bet online!
4. I thought my stimulus check was being sent to my betting account. If I had known otherwise, I never would have had 3 credit card chargebacks in the last week. Please count my $500 wager that netted me $5500. I am good for it.
3. The Louisville line was not fair. All the other gambling sites had the game off the board late in the 2nd half.
2. One of Angelina Jolies adopted kids used my computer and thought dropping $300 a hand on Baccarat was a small bet.
1. I thought I was spending money on internet porn.
. Anyway, here are a couple of other excuses you may want to try when you lose big money online. I cannot imagine BetPhoenix or any of the other reputable companies will not accept these excuses and give you back you losses.10. Michael J Fox used my computer and typed in $5000 instead of $50 to cover on Louisville last night.
9. I have schizophrenia and my alter ego bets the opposite in what I truly believe is a good bet
8. JJ told me to bet it
7. I left my computer on when I left the house and a burgler came into my home. He made a PBJ sandwich. Played my bankroll on Live Roulette. Erased all my episodes of "Super Sweet 16" on Tivo and crapped on my lawn.
6. Lost my arms in Nam' and recently had an arm transplant. Arm belonged to Jimmy The Greek. Now all I do is pick losing games and write racial epitaths to African Americans.
5. Hanging out with 5Teamer. He made me a drink, spiked it with acid. I swore Louisville was getting 37 when I placed that bet online!
4. I thought my stimulus check was being sent to my betting account. If I had known otherwise, I never would have had 3 credit card chargebacks in the last week. Please count my $500 wager that netted me $5500. I am good for it.
3. The Louisville line was not fair. All the other gambling sites had the game off the board late in the 2nd half.
2. One of Angelina Jolies adopted kids used my computer and thought dropping $300 a hand on Baccarat was a small bet.
1. I thought I was spending money on internet porn.
