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  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #1
    SAGE ADVICE for new SBR posters this NFL season
    Alright newbies, got some advice for you to make your time here enjoyable for both you and the SBR community.

    First, there's 6 posters that you don't want to dance with or you WILL be pushing daisies from six feet under These posters are Opie1988, TheGiant, Shari91, JJGOLD, Gritz N Gravy and BillySink. Do yoursevlves a favor and don't disrespect them. They're vets, proven winners and have much more bite than bark. You've been warned.

    The good news is if you're having a bad day and just need to beat up on the little guy to feel better about yourself or you're looking for your first forum burial, there are 5 posters that come highly recommended. A few are borderline retarded so if you picking on a retard isn't your thing, avoid the first three posters. These posters are Konck, TTWarrior, TheRifleman and FrogsRangers and PaulyPoker.

    Ok, now who to tail and who to fade. Money can be made either way but as a newbie you won't know Adam from Eve yet, so I'll give you a quick headsup. Guys to tail until you get your gamelegs beneath you, for MLB- Myself, GreenHippo, BILLYSINK, KLC, Yisman and Easyliving. Football- RudyRuetigger, Capybara and Cheme82 for props. UFC- Bigday for chalk plays, Vaughan and MD. Basketball- Myself for anything OKC Thunder related, Vyomguy, NoCoincidences, ChalkyDog and his brother MoneyLineDog. For Poker instruction, see TheGiant, D2Bets, Gummo77 and BoeingPower. For all sports related to the DFW area, Opie1988. Hockey, Deuce and El Nino are as solid as they come. Tennis- Shari91. Not sure about Soccer.

    Guys to consistently fade to make a profit. Konck and Brock Landers. Everyone else hits between 45 and 54% and fading them long term is unprofitable. These two guys are closer to 38-40% in all sports. Biggest mushes here.

    There are NO other sports betting forums. This is the only one. Do not even look for another one.

    Do not accidentally type Bet and Islands in the same post. Doing so will result in your personal information being sold to really sketchy characters in Costa Rica.

    Do not post after a game is over you were on that play. Do not bump one of your posts in which you picked a winner. It's already there. We all saw it. We don't care because we aren't tailing you.

    You MUST have a spreadsheet for respect.

    Most of all, have fun. Post pics of yourself, your gf, your wife etc... so we can get to know you.

  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #2
    Mods

    This thread is sports related.
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    • teaserpleaser
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      • 08-14-08
      • 26015

      #3
      sorry to sidetrack your thread but where the fukk is Zboiz hiding? does he even still post here?
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      • The Kraken
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        • 12-25-11
        • 28918

        #4
        You're not side tracking my thread Teaser. You're always more than welcome in any of my threads.

        ZBOIZ is checking in sporadically

        86EDA1 8/11/2013
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        My guess is with his work and school schedule he's just too busy to stay consistently active. He was on a heater during the NBA playoffs so I hope he can get active again.
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        • teaserpleaser
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          • 08-14-08
          • 26015

          #5
          Thanks Kraken
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          • Itsamazing777
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-14-12
            • 12602

            #6
            Covers.com is a sports forum, lol
            two plus 2 is a sports forum
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            • El Nino
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-03-12
              • 18426

              #7
              Good thread, would read again. Add JohnnyBrooklyn to the NFL fades. When he and PAULYPOKER were on the same "locks" I would throw a unit on the other side just because. ColdBeerHere did a great job of listing all the morons.

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              • Ghenghis Kahn
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-02-12
                • 19734

                #8
                saloon this shit.
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                • RudyRuetigger
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-24-10
                  • 65084

                  #9
                  Unreal

                  People would pay $100 for this info and giving it away for free.
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                  • MoneyLineDawg
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-01-09
                    • 13253

                    #10
                    Great post Krakken....I would say NCAA Football and NCAA Basketball are my best sports but I try to just find spots all around....Love making NFL spot plays as well

                    Only really bet MLB Playoffs these days when it comes to baseball.....the day to day grind burns me out but I respect the guys like you, Hippo, Sinker, etc that can do it day in and day out all summer long....I tail you guys here and there for action so keep up the good work

                    Koncker/Landers combo fade system cannot be beat
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                    • innovation
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-27-12
                      • 6218

                      #11
                      Does big day have a banana fetish?

                      just saying...


                      also where does weeder fit in?
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                      • ChalkyDog
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 10-02-11
                        • 9598

                        #12
                        I've made a list. Time to reflect on my time here.

                        Good shit, Kracker (no racist).

                        As El Nino said, would read again.
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                        • BIGDAY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 02-17-10
                          • 48245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by innovation
                          Does big day have a banana fetish?

                          just saying...


                          also where does weeder fit in?



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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Itsamazing777
                            Covers.com is a sports forum, lol
                            two plus 2 is a sports forum
                            Hey amazinglystupid.....exactly what didn't you understand about this thread?? There are NO other sports forums. Period.

                            Sharpen the fukk up.
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                            • The Kraken
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                              • 12-25-11
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                              Unreal

                              People would pay $100 for this info and giving it away for free.
                              SBR John is paying me a one time fee for this info. He values new posters a lot. Wanted me to welcome them and help them get off on the right foot.
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                              • The Kraken
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                                • 12-25-11
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Itsamazing777
                                Covers.com is a sports forum, lol
                                two plus 2 is a sports forum
                                Sure pal, whatever you say
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                                • El Nino
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-03-12
                                  • 18426

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by innovation
                                  Does big day have a banana fetish?

                                  just saying...


                                  also where does weeder fit in?
                                  BIGDAY definitely likes his bananas. When we met at the bar, he pulled one out of his pocket and made it dance across the table after Phil Davis won. Kept yelling, "wrastlers rule!" It was a little embarrassing.

                                  Weeder is at the fukkin' kiddie table trying to color inside the lines.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    What a post Krackles!!!
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                                    • The Giant
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-21-12
                                      • 21480

                                      #19
                                      Good thread right here.

                                      The mods should think about sticking this thread at the top of every forum. I don't think you'll read a better instructional page at SBR, or anywhere on the Internet, for that matter.

                                      Kraken is one of our top posters here, his word will not be disputed by anyone. Well, except by maybe a few of the listed retards, but just ignore their unintelligible words, turn their helmets in the other direction, and send them on their way.

                                      Welcome to all newbies.
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                                      • opie1988
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-12-10
                                        • 23429

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Giant
                                        ..... maybe a few of the listed retards, but just ignore their unintelligible words, turn their helmets in the other direction, and send them on their way.
                                        This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

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                                        • The Giant
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-21-12
                                          • 21480

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by opie1988
                                          This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

                                          I have no reason to doubt this.
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                                          • Russian Rocket
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-02-12
                                            • 43910

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by The Kraken


                                            Not sure about Soccer.
                                            For soccer see Seaweed
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                                            • Killer_Demo
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-15-08
                                              • 8409

                                              #23
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                                              • Itsamazing777
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-14-12
                                                • 12602

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                Sure pal, whatever you say
                                                They are much better because they bet money not sbr points.
                                                Bum.
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                                                • El Nino
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-03-12
                                                  • 18426

                                                  #25
                                                  You forgot Denny Green for hockey as well.
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                                                  • MoneyLineDawg
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-01-09
                                                    • 13253

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by opie1988
                                                    This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

                                                    Unreal
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                                                    • The Kraken
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-25-11
                                                      • 28918

                                                      #27
                                                      Newbies another important point is to stick to the A and B rated books Less chance of a A or B book closing up shop and stiffing you than say a C or D book. Be sure to check the SBR ratings page. SBR is after all a sportsbook rating forum.

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                                                      • manny24
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-22-07
                                                        • 20046

                                                        #28
                                                        agree with everything except the deuce part

                                                        guey knows less about hockey than flyers and that kid is a complete fukktart

                                                        deuce also thinks he is law school clever but wrong again "montreal smart" basically circus clown

                                                        creditfukked as well could not finance a snickers bar

                                                        doubt he even owns a toothbrush

                                                        kraken sharp but manny dreams of a world where race is not an issue and brock's name never needs mentioning again
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82839

                                                          #29
                                                          Why there is no lakerboy on the fade list? He was 2-33 in the NBA playoffs -256 units.
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                                                          • lakerboy
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 04-02-09
                                                            • 94379

                                                            #30
                                                            Pavy do you miss me?
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                                                            • Eddy Munny
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-13-13
                                                              • 15768

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by opie1988
                                                              This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

                                                              Hey this is a classic SNL sketch from the early 90's with Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman. That right there, tethered to the jungle gym, is a hypoglycemic hyperactive.
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                                                              • sourtwist
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-10-12
                                                                • 9364

                                                                #32
                                                                You got it all backwards douchebag
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                                                                • Eddy Munny
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-13-13
                                                                  • 15768

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sourtwist
                                                                  You got it all backwards douchebag
                                                                  I don't think you should be calling the OP a douchebag. He's just trying to provide some helpful hints for idiots like yourself who can't figure out what a 4x rollover is on your lemonade stand bankroll.
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                                                                  • greenhippo
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-15-12
                                                                    • 9091

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm entering my voluntary break time before football. Leave for Vegas 3AM next thursday, will definitely get action then. Football my best sport
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                                                                    • High3rEl3m3nt
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-28-10
                                                                      • 8022

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Some good sage advice:

                                                                      The sage vxp is one of the best flyrods you can buy, without dropping close to a dime. I have used my sage vxp to catch steelhead on Washington's Lewis River, while also using the same rod to delicately cast bwo's to trophy browns on Utah's provo river. GL from SBR's resident outdoor expert.
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