On probably the worst cross country flight I've ever been on -- I lost my SBR hat:/. No idea how it happened, but it would be easy to lose things on what appeared to be the floor under me...
The douchebag (18 yr old punk) I sat next to had an entire snack isle at the grocery store in a plastic bag, which he kept spilling all over me, the floor - the guy next to him (his brother). The dude had some serious kind bud prior and had the "twitchy" high going the whole flight - bumping into me, waking me up - plus he wouldn't STFU. To make matters worse, I flew Jetblue - and our row's tv monitors were out - so I watched Poltergeist the whole way - exciting! Not exactly prime seating on a red eye...
But the real treat of the flight, the punk kid that was all toked out went to the can a few hours into the flight - he was gone a LONG time, so I figured he passed out. Instead, all the flight attendents rushed the john at the front of the plane and broke open the door (or whatever it is they do) - and the kid was puffin on a roach. I was laughing my ass off.
Obviously they moved the kid to the front of the plane to keep an eye on him, but they let him come get his crap. Well, when he did, he spilled f'n pudding cups, chips, candy - all kinds of shit on the floor. That has to be where my hat ended up out of my carry on and got lost.
I have to say, that hat has been a second skin on me noggin since I got it at the bash, and damn I'm pissed. Although, funny story.
I was disappointed they didn't have the normal rush of marshalls show up and escort him off the plane, like they NORMALLY do for unruly fliers...
The douchebag (18 yr old punk) I sat next to had an entire snack isle at the grocery store in a plastic bag, which he kept spilling all over me, the floor - the guy next to him (his brother). The dude had some serious kind bud prior and had the "twitchy" high going the whole flight - bumping into me, waking me up - plus he wouldn't STFU. To make matters worse, I flew Jetblue - and our row's tv monitors were out - so I watched Poltergeist the whole way - exciting! Not exactly prime seating on a red eye...
But the real treat of the flight, the punk kid that was all toked out went to the can a few hours into the flight - he was gone a LONG time, so I figured he passed out. Instead, all the flight attendents rushed the john at the front of the plane and broke open the door (or whatever it is they do) - and the kid was puffin on a roach. I was laughing my ass off.
Obviously they moved the kid to the front of the plane to keep an eye on him, but they let him come get his crap. Well, when he did, he spilled f'n pudding cups, chips, candy - all kinds of shit on the floor. That has to be where my hat ended up out of my carry on and got lost.
I have to say, that hat has been a second skin on me noggin since I got it at the bash, and damn I'm pissed. Although, funny story.
I was disappointed they didn't have the normal rush of marshalls show up and escort him off the plane, like they NORMALLY do for unruly fliers...
