dirty drunk.

[fiveteamer]

vermouth and pop.

ruined.

[Casperwaits]

Jeesh! Damn 5'er! You drink like an old lady..lol.Would you like a Grasshopper to go with that or maybe a Sloe Gin Fizz?

[Bread]

Teamer...if you don't care which one of these 2 women you sleep with, then you are truly wrecked.

[mmike032]

WTF is vermouth?

[fiveteamer]

I cannot resist a girl in glasses.

This is why I pull it to Tina Fey.

[Bread]

I cannot resist a girl in glasses.

This is why I pull it to Tina Fey.

Gee that's great...but you DO realize that the one on the right is a dood in glasses, right?

[Chi_archie]

Fiver I thought you were going outta town?

[fiveteamer]

Archie, we leave tomorrow 12.

Probably will be ht on the WF game,

[madmaxx]

sally jesse raphael is soooooooooo hot

[smitch124]

Sally Jesse can relax her throat..

[Kingctb27]

5er you get you some pussy tonight?

Post a 5 in your next post if you did. We don't need to know what he/she looked like.

[RogueScholar]

Jeesh! Damn 5'er! You drink like an old lady..lol.Would you like a Grasshopper to go with that or maybe a Sloe Gin Fizz?

I dated a girl in Corvallis (The Heart of the Valley, in Latin) that drank Sloe Gin Fizzes. Those had to be the nastiest tasting drinks I've ever had or made. I don't know what sloeberries taste like, but I can only imagine they're super-nasty. Her gash had to be the stankest crease ever made by the hand of God. People wonder why men turn gay...well women like that is why!

[betplom]

Her gash had to be the stankest crease ever made by the hand of God. People wonder why men turn gay...well women like that is why!

I have to disagree, stanky pussy is a delicacy - an aquired taste.

Then there's this (not the hockey team):

http://www.red-wings.com/

[Kingctb27]

Wow, that's not even right.

I want to vomit in my asshole now. If that is possible.

[Kingctb27]

Jesus.

If you are into the girl, it should not even be a passing thought, especially if she will kiss you while you are eating her and will suck the blood off of your cock. It’s fun to watch the blood disappear as she is sucking and licking.

[SlickFazzer]

Deuce.

[madmaxx]

going to tijuana, will be dirty drunk by 3am

[RogueJuror]

fivey drunk as well

[porkchop817]

vermouth and pop.

ruined.

if you have the ability to post AND not mispell anything, you are not drunk enough.

Drink Up!

[RogueJuror]

porky you drinking?

fvck aint nobody up

[porkchop817]

yeah, i started drinking about 9pm yesterday...4:12am now.

don't have to be back at work until jan 5th

[Bread]

sally jesse raphael is soooooooooo hot

LOL..I take it you saw my NFL thingamajiggy. Be careful in Tijuana Maxx. Them ****s will kidnap you for $50.

[Bread]

Archie, we leave tomorrow 12.

Probably will be ht on the WF game,

I'll miss you Teamer. Sneak off and get to a computer when you can to sustain your fix. Especially during this busy gambling weekend.

Godspeed.