Plommer....

[englishmike]

A Pakistani walked into a bar in London and said: 'Can you recomend a good port?' and the bartender said: 'Yes, Southampton, now fvck off.'

[betplom]

A Pakistani walked into a bar in London and said: 'Can you recomend a good port?' and the bartender said: 'Yes, Southampton, now fvck off.'

Thanks pal, I appreciate you trying to cheer me up.

I may have some paki jokes to tell myself.

[betplom]

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani.
You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?






>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

[englishmike]

I lived next door to a Pakistani once and he said to me one day, 'Mr Mike, I am a better man than you,' and I said, 'I never said you wasn't, why are you a better man than me?' and he said: 'I've not got a fvckin Paki living next door to me.'

[englishmike]

Two Irish guys and a Pakistani were together and the Paki got knocked over and killed stone dead and when the police arrived they asked the Irishman for the pakis name and he said; 'We never knew his name sir, the only thing we knew was he had two assholes, because everytime we went in the pub the barman would say 'heres that paki with the two asholes.'

[Chi_archie]

ha... that's a good one...

why do the english and irish not like each other mike?

[englishmike]

Irishman went for a job on a construction site and the foreman said: 'Whats your name,' and the Irishman said: 'Paddy Mulligan,' and the foreman said; 'How do you spell it,' and the irishman said: 'Stick the job up your ass.'

No idea Chi, could be the bombs.

[dwaechte]

[wtf]

damn mike you always have the good ones!

[Bread]

EnglishMike is back from his cleansing self-reflection trek through the desert.

[betplom]

Mike, you are getting close to a whole month without posting, what's up pal?

[armyoflovers]

A Pakistani walked into a bar in London and said: 'Can you recomend a good port?' and the bartender said: 'Yes, Southampton, now fvck off.'

I bet you ManU like it there too, bro.....

[fiveteamer]

Anybody have any good heeb jokes to share with the forum???

[betplom]

Anybody have any good heeb jokes to share with the forum???

I have many, but Ganchrow (a Jew?), would likely kick me off for a while (again).

[pavyracer]

Don't make any Jew jokes here. SBR offices are directly contected to Mossad hot line.

[unknown Gambler]

did you here about the paki family that couldnt pay there garbage bill?





apparently they stoppped delivery.

[Willie Bee]

So this Jew is walking down the street in Yonkers and sees his Greek buddy approaching the other direction carrying a pig.

"Hey, where'd you get that?" the Jew asks.

"Won him in a raffle," the pig replies.

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This Cubs fan is coming home from Wrigley after yet another loss handed to his North Side 9, and he gets jumped by two muggers. He puts up a good fight but is finally subdued. His attackers then proceed to go through his pockets.

"You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers incredulously.

"Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Cubs fan. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"

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A young woman is assaulted and raped in Knoxville, TN, and the police round up a half-dozen local men who match the description given by the victim, including the Volunteers' starting quarterback. With all of the men lined up, they bring the young woman into the room and the QB steps forward and screams, "That's her!!"

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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a Jew, a Muslim and a Christian. They get captured by some Amazon tribe The head of the tribe says to the Christian, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The Christian says, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the Christian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the Christian away and say to the Muslim, "What do you want on your back?"

"Allah has made me strong, I will take nothing!" says the Muslim, and he stands there takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the Jew.

He responds, "I'll take the Muslim."

[betplom]

So this Jew .........

PM (complaint) sent to Ganch.

[Willie Bee]

I've had a lot of practice twisting Texas Aggie jokes around over the years, primarily to just annoy my Longhorn friends. I love good Aggie jokes. If you don't know any, just think of a Polish joke and sub in the word 'Aggie' each time 'Polack' is in the joke.