Time to spike the Egg Nog and put on your pedophile Santa outfit...it's Casper's five favorite Xmas Movies
5. Silent Night Deadly Night: How can you go wrong with a serial killer Santa. Lots of 80's boobs and lots of 80's gore. Great scene is girl getting impaled on deer antlers right through her chest.
4. Christmas Vacation: Chevy Chase's last good movie. I have never looked at old people, electrified cats, or Elaine from Seinfeld the same way again.
3. Bad Santa: Billy Bob Thorton was concieved for this role. When his parents were doing the vertical lambada, his mother said " One day our newborn will be a sonofabitch in one of the best holiday movies of our time." Scary though is the 3 foot midget made Thorton look sweet and gentle.
2. Charlie Brown Christmas- All us degen gamblers can relate to the bald headed loser that tries REALLY hard to make life...liveable. Watch this drunk and you will smile realizing that for all your problems in the world, none of them compare to this animated train wreck.
1. Very Brady Christmas- Here's a story of a lovely lady....blah blah blah. You know what? They sing, they dance, they are gay/lesbian/child molesters/drug addicts/felons. The Brady's are like every other dysfunctional family on Xmas. for that I will always have warm spot in my cockles for them.
5. Silent Night Deadly Night: How can you go wrong with a serial killer Santa. Lots of 80's boobs and lots of 80's gore. Great scene is girl getting impaled on deer antlers right through her chest.
4. Christmas Vacation: Chevy Chase's last good movie. I have never looked at old people, electrified cats, or Elaine from Seinfeld the same way again.
3. Bad Santa: Billy Bob Thorton was concieved for this role. When his parents were doing the vertical lambada, his mother said " One day our newborn will be a sonofabitch in one of the best holiday movies of our time." Scary though is the 3 foot midget made Thorton look sweet and gentle.
2. Charlie Brown Christmas- All us degen gamblers can relate to the bald headed loser that tries REALLY hard to make life...liveable. Watch this drunk and you will smile realizing that for all your problems in the world, none of them compare to this animated train wreck.
1. Very Brady Christmas- Here's a story of a lovely lady....blah blah blah. You know what? They sing, they dance, they are gay/lesbian/child molesters/drug addicts/felons. The Brady's are like every other dysfunctional family on Xmas. for that I will always have warm spot in my cockles for them.
