Guys I give Up: I cannot even score with girls doing drugs

[jjgold]

Lol...................I even struck out with this chick, heck I thought women druggies would be sooooooooo easy espeically if you throw them a few bucks. Man I am a loser, I am batting 000 the last 3 years. She just wants to be friends, girl is a nut too.

[HAPPY BOY]

Lol...................I even struck out with this chick, heck I thought women druggies would be sooooooooo easy espeically if you throw them a few bucks. Man I am a loser, I am batting 000 the last 3 years. She just wants to be friends, girl is a nut too.

Come on now Hanky, I know its all schtick!! Dude you gotta be banging broads back at that house of yours stop fibbing.

[jjgold]

No guy not joking

I have this tag of a nice guy and it just does not work with women

[Casperwaits]

jj, ever think of trying Match.com, Lavalife.com, or any of those other dating sites?

[mmike032]

cant go wrong with an 8-ball and a coke whore
its like peanut butter and jelly

[bmw530i]

If you take on half of the "JJGold" personna it would be like shooting fish in a barrel. Outgoing, confident, funny, charasmatic, just remember to leave out the part about gambling and hookers and you will be fine.

[teaserpleaser]

No guy not joking

I have this tag of a nice guy and it just does not work with women

The nice guy tag will land you in the friend zone... Trust me you dont want to be there, its a numbers game, Your job is to sell JJ to these chicks, make the chicks laugh, and dont ever...ever... give these chicks $$$. your not even sleeping with them and your giving them money .

[Salcas]

Damn JJ it doesn't get much easier than that...make a video on this

[compaqDikk]

sad that the roids you stick in your ass didn't wind up negating your denchures

[SlickFazzer]

Often times chicks into drugs and getting loaded will be up for trying anything in the sack.

[jjgold]

Teaserpleaser I think hit the nail on the head
I give too much

[CaneDawg]

find a girl at your church

[FadeThePublic]

throw some crack at her and a pipe.. then hit her over the head and knock her out. she won't remember a thing

[framboise]

You are not a loser. You just try to hard.

Be yourself and things will be fine.

[SlickFazzer]

If a girl comes over to party, and it is just you and her, sex should nearly be a given.

Your doing something wrong Corbin. Re-analyze your tactics.

[mmike032]

have them sign a wavier when they walk in your door stating they must agree to intercourse. and have a clause in the fine print where if you spend more than 20 bones on her she has no choice but to give up the bunghole

[zentiense]

Jayerz, we gots it. It's okay. Being a nice guy can open doors that normally wouldn't be open. Always gotta play the field with whatever you got.

Keep your chin up stud -- there are worse guys out there than you.

[pavyracer]

JJ,

Show her the Robyn date video. She will fall for you. Women love romantic guys.

[teaserpleaser]

have them sign a wavier when they walk in your door stating they must agree to intercourse. and have a clause in the fine print where if you spend more than 20 bones on her she has no choice but to give up the bunghole

$50 max for me per date, If no sex after 3 dates or 1month (which ever comes first) its a deal breaker and we may or may not be friends.

[MastaB]

What kind of Drugs is she using?

You never told us.....

[SlickFazzer]

I've never really thought of JJ as a big drug user. Each time he has tried drugs, he has made a mockery of the experiment, as evidenced by the video footage.

He seems like more an ice cream and soda kind of guy. Its going to be tough getting laid on short notice using that nice guy gibberish.

Feed her some of that cooking wine, or vodtka you have at the house to get her relaxed and let down the guard - you know, to bring out the horniness, maybe even a little soft porn as well. The chances of then porking her should increase dramatically. Maybe Ganch or Justin could put the math together on these odds.

Best wishes,
Slick

[mmike032]

the nice guy image is hurting your chances if in fact thats your persona. If she is a drug user than all she is doing is using you. Addicts are master manipulators and find ways to get what they want. She may be using you get a fix knowing that she doesnt have to put out cause she knows your trying to be a nice guy and wouldnt push your 4"( or so they say) cock on her.

you have to combat this behavior by manipulating the manipulator. And since your a gambler you are also manipulative as well b/c gamblers in general are addicts. Bring out the inner manipulator in yourself to get what you need/want.

once she figures out she cant con a con man then she will be forced to give out the gravy to continue to get what she wants from you.
its a all win situation for both parties

[SlickFazzer]

the nice guy image is hurting your chances if in fact thats your persona. If she is a drug user than all she is doing is using you. Addicts are master manipulators and find ways to get what they want. She may be using you get a fix knowing that she doesnt have to put out cause she knows your trying to be a nice guy and wouldnt push your 4"( or so they say) cock on her.

you have to combat this behavior by manipulating the manipulator. And since your a gambler you are also manipulative as well b/c gamblers in general are addicts. Bring out the inner manipulator in yourself to get what you need/want.

once she figures out she cant con a con man then she will be forced to give out the gravy to continue to get what she wants from you.
its a all win situation for both parties

Well said Mike. Just for future reference, in an earlier post today, JJ confirmed his penile length as being 3/4 of an inch flaccid, and 2 -7/8 when fully stimulated and engorged. So the 4 inch cock rumor was just that, a rumor unsubstantiated by fact.

Excellent post Mike.

[mmike032]

Well said Mike. Just for future reference, in an earlier post today, JJ confirmed his penile length as being 3/4 of an inch flaccid, and 2 -7/8 when fully stimulated and engorged. So the 4 inch cock rumor was just that, a rumor unsubstantiated by fact.

Excellent post Mike.

well in that circumstance he would have to rely on the tried but true method of:
2 in the pink
1 in the stink

[RogueJuror]

Well said Mike. Just for future reference, in an earlier post today, JJ confirmed his penile length as being 3/4 of an inch flaccid, and 2 -7/8 when fully stimulated and engorged. So the 4 inch cock rumor was just that, a rumor unsubstantiated by fact.

Excellent post Mike.

damn i've been missing some good post

[SlickFazzer]

Yes, JJ would probably get a tighter fit, and a more pleasurable experience if he sticks to performing anal sex with women.

[Beat up the book]

Asley madision or craiglist.Send them a picture of uncle richy and your in.

[jjgold]

No girl knows my size so that is not the issue

I think it is my looks

[mmike032]

penis pump maybe
do they work?

[RogueJuror]

slicker i came upon this

http://kissa.be/1wl

thought maybe a kinesiologist would enjoy

[SlickFazzer]

slicker i came upon this

http://kissa.be/1wl

thought maybe a kinesiologist would enjoy

Rogie, your the best

Fukkin great video. I will save this and probably beat off to it a hand ful of times....

[THEGREAT30]

Buy you some lube and get used to it. Look at all the bad things that come from sex;kids, disease, addiction. How many addictions does a man need?

[purecarnagge]

JJGOLD went downhill after he tried to make them workout videos and wore the swimming goggles for glasses...

[konck]

JJ go back to men

[Robyn]

I think JJ is handsome and is a straight shooter. He also has good taste in decorating. Women like these kind of things. He just needs some work on his wardrobe and needs to shave his friar hairdo bald.