Top Ten List For Next SBR Bash

[Casperwaits]

Since I got no sleep last night tallying up the TNF contest scores and placing out of the money by a question, I apologize if my list is subpar. Of course if I apologized every time I did something subpar, I wouldn't have time to make this list!!

10. Vietnam- I figure their are enough people on this site that Dac owes money to, so if you are not going to get it from him, you might as well get it from his homeland in free body massages. Plus I always wanted to tour where they shot "Platoon"

9. RogueScholar's House- I admit it, this guy has probably got REALLY cool things in that place. Fun for boys and girls alike, if nothing else he can regale us with stories about how to keep a woman happy and how we should dress for a dinner date.

8. Any Bowling Alley in NJ- If you like the Sopranos, and you like big hair, this place will do great for a mini vacation. I figure we can gamble on our scores, drink cheap beer, and hit on girls named Heather who drive IROC's. A dollar goes a long way at the alley!!

7. Quebb's Gym- I bet he has a secret dungeon in there that he holds virgins in which he drinks their blood to replenish the timeless look he shows on his avatars. I want a virgin. hell when I was one I couldn't get one. Now is my time

6. Detroit- I haven't been shot, raped, mugged, or beaten in days. I figure we need someone else to beat us down every once in a while. I am tired of doing it to myself. A day in Detroit will change that.

5. Japan- Those guys are so tiny, it will all of us feel REALLY big in the....you know.....um...genital area. Another plus is that they drink and sing karaoke. Imagine the SBR crew singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey after a couple of Sake Bombs!!

4. Osama Bin Laden's Cave- Most of us degenerates would make great human shields for this maniac. The last time most of us had covered something was during the Nixon administration. He would be bound to get shot!!!

3. Chuck-E-Cheese- JJ singing along with the bear. Panic drinking copious amounts of Pepsi. Taco SWEARING that the girl said she was 17. All in good fun when you mix pizza and games.

2. Tampa Bay Devil Ray Game- We would have the whole place to ourselves.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

PARIS HILTONS VAGINA!!!!!

Thank you all!!

[RogueScholar]

I only get ranked 9th in the poll? Well I suppose that's fair, considering I have a really small house, I don't think it's even 1100 square feet, but somewhere in that vicinity. I don't generally host large get-togethers though, I've got some nice things and I'm super protective of them. People tell me that coming to my place is like going to a museum or their grandmother's house, lots of pretty things that are never meant to be touched.

I do have the boat and the key to the private beach, so those would make for some fun. Also a short hike up the canyon is a gorgeous waterfall, with some tall trees that I've strung a badminton net between. The movie threatre in town lets people smoke pot during the last show of the evening, which is really a novelty. Surffishing used to be a great summertime activity, but not since California went "bankrupt" and it became a $50 license fee just to stand in the ocean with a net catching the fish that wash up in the surf.

This is also motorcycle central so for anyone who rides I encourage them to make the trip on their bike. Dirt bikes and quads are the ultimate transportation here, especially since the cops don't care if you register them.

So while I'm not able to have people stay at my place in large numbers for a bash, I definitely wouldn't mind seeing some posters swing by for a visit and a personal tour of the area. I like to take care of people, and as you guessed, I'm always on point with the fashion advice.

Thanks for thinking of me Casper and you have a standing invitation to visit me out here on the edge of the world. With a little more practice I think I'll finally be able to spit in the Pacific Ocean from the backyard. Wish me luck!

[l7ustin]

What larger city is Emerald Triangle close to?

[Panic]

JJ's office might be another option, Casper. Everytime he makes a vid from that place there is never anyone around. Alot of room to host posters with.

[l7ustin]

I think he is spot on about the Tampa Bay baseball game.

[RogueScholar]

Santa Rosa, California is the nearest city with any decent sized population and an airport that serves passenger traffic. If you're trying to find me on a map, poke in Albion, California and you'll see how far the drive is from Santa Rosa.