Bigbills in line at Salvation Army waiting for my turkey

[Bigbill365]

Im standing in line for my free turkey and this line is so fuking long.Im supposed to get a Turkey and a box of stuffing i dont know how to cook that stuff but we also get a 2 liter of coke so im just updating my day

[19th Hole]

[DudleyDawson]

Do you own a microwave, Bill?

[Bigbill365]

ive been here for 4 hours i told my grandma just to buy a fukin turkey she said no way i dont hve enough for all that.Now im stuk here with a bunch of degens

[ngates815]

Make a quick 1 minute of you and your grandmas legs?

Or we just assume you lyin?

[stikymess]

ive been here for 4 hours i told my grandma just to buy a fukin turkey she said no way i dont hve enough for all that.Now im stuk here with a bunch of degens

Buy her a chicken and say it's an exotic petite turkey.

[Bigbill365]

Man i just got back with this stupid fukin turkey now she says i have to wake up at 9am to cook the fukin thing i guess its going to take me 6 hours