PhillyFlyers' 2012 NFL Software Thread

[PhillyFlyers]

Boys, I broke down.

I gave into temptation.

I finally had enough after Arizona fukked the entire forum last night.

I bought the NFL software I told you all about a couple of weeks ago.

I will be posting all the top plays form the software in this thread henceforth.

Hopefully, we'll all get fukkin paid from it.

If not, we know now to stay away from shit like this from now on.

So, without further ado, I present my 2012 NFL Software top plays for Week 5.

Top 3 ATS Picks

#1 San Diego Chargers +3.5

#2 Seattle Seahawks +3

#3 Minnesota Vikings -5.5

Top 3 O/U Picks

#1 Atlanta Falcons/Washington Redskins OVER 50

#2 Baltimore Ravens/Kansas City Chiefs OVER 46.5

#3 Houston Texans/New York Jets OVER 41

Good Luck Gentlemen and never forget the words of RawBillyIce:

"Smack The Books In The Mouth!"

[PhillyFlyers]

Seattle +2.5

Minnesota -6

Gonna roll with this for a two team parlay.

GL Everyone.

[manny24]

nobody ever fukkin heard of you or give a fukk about your dartboard plays get lost prikkball.

[PhillyFlyers]

nobody ever fukkin heard of you or give a fukk about your dartboard plays get lost prikkball.

After you suck my dikk.

[manny24]

After you suck my dikk.

ok shouldn't take long flyers fans all hung like a 4 year old in a cold bath anyway.

flyers you still eating your corn on the cob the long way?

[PhillyFlyers]

ok shouldn't take long flyers fans all hung like a 4 year old in a cold bath anyway.

flyers you still eating your corn on the cob the long way?

My dikk is bigger than your midget ass fagboy.

Now go eat a fukkin taco after you and your mom clean my house and complete the chores I left for you.

[manny24]

flyers i am hung like a giraffe.

flyers you have started more threads with no replies than anyone ever on sbr.

flyers you are sharp as a marble.

[PhillyFlyers]

flyers i am hung like a giraffe.

flyers you have started more threads with no replies than anyone ever on sbr.

flyers you are sharp as a marble.

LOL Who the fukk are you?

Never fukkin heard of ya.

I took a shit about an hour ago that has more brains than your whole family combined.

[manny24]

LOL Who the fukk are you?

Never fukkin heard of ya.

I took a shit about an hour ago that has more brains than your whole family combined.

flyers manny is more than sure you have tasted over a thousand roosters.

flyers get yourself some scope before trying to fukk with manny again.

[jinxpro13]

don't i remember you 'just having a feeling' arizona was gonna BLOWOUT st louis? stick to hockey bro. spare us your 'feelings'

[PhillyFlyers]

flyers manny is more than sure you have tasted over a thousand roosters.

flyers get yourself some scope before trying to fukk with manny again.

The only roosters I ever tasted are the chickens your slave momma cooked me for dinner.

After dinner, I would bend her over the kitchen sink where me and my boys would be taking turns blowing her back out.

Manny I might be your father.

[PhillyFlyers]

don't i remember you 'just having a feeling' arizona was gonna BLOWOUT st louis? stick to hockey bro. spare us your 'feelings'

Arizona fukked the entire forum.

That's why I bought the software.

[jinxpro13]

no, they did not f*ck the entire forum. Im comfortably riding plenty of parlays into tomorrow.
Im against you on all 3 picks.
Seattle's a toss up to me..maybe
Good luck to you sir.

[PhillyFlyers]

no, they did not f*ck the entire forum. Im comfortably riding plenty of parlays into tomorrow.
Good luck to you sir.

Yes, they fukked a majority of this forum and probably the vast majority too.

Good for you that you didn't get sucked in.

Honestly speaking though, who could imagine that Arizona would score only 3 points against the Rams?

Don't tell me you expected that because that would be bullshit.

Good Luck to you too buddy.

[PhillyFlyers]

OK. Looking good so far.

2-0 ATS today.

Going to go with San Diego +3.5 and see if we can make it 3-0 on the day ATS.

[manny24]

OK. Looking good so far.

2-0 ATS today.

Going to go with San Diego +3.5 and see if we can make it 3-0 on the day ATS.

2 wins 3 losses so far with your magic software plays...can't make this shit up unreal...go back to throwing darts rooster boy.

[PhillyFlyers]

2 wins 3 losses so far with your magic software plays...can't make this shit up unreal...go back to throwing darts rooster boy.

How the fukk do you figure 3 losses you broke dikk fukk?

The software picked:

San Diego Chargers +3.5

Seattle Seahawks +3

Minnesota Vikings -5.5

That's 2 out of 3 winners ATS.

Manny please stick to tacos and burritos and leave the NFL to us Americans.

[kfranz31]

good luck philly is the software just for pro or i it college also

[PhillyFlyers]

good luck philly is the software just for pro or i it college also

It's just for pro pal.

The way I understand it, it's supposed to do a zillion calculations on a zillion different stats and uses some fukked up formula only a fukkin rocket scientist would understand to determine a winner.

Hey, I can't complain. It got me back the money I spent on it and way more with the two winners it gave me.

Before I bought the software, if you asked me who I thought would have covered this weekend, Seattle and Minnesota would likely have been two of the last teams I would have mentioned.

Yet, the software spotted this somehow.

[dlunc3]

where do they sell this magic handicapping software?

no, seriously though... where is this from and how much did you pay for it?

[PhillyFlyers]

where do they sell this magic handicapping software?

no, seriously though... where is this from and how much did you pay for it?

I was asked this before and I already said I would rather keep it to myself so as to not lose my edge.

Anyway, I'll post all it's plays here.

[dlunc3]

can you share how much you spent on it? just curious how much someone would ask for a program like this?

[PhillyFlyers]

can you share how much you spent on it? just curious how much someone would ask for a program like this?

$400.

[Wackabrew]

Top 3 ATS Picks

#1 San Diego Chargers +3.5

#2 Seattle Seahawks +3

#3 Minnesota Vikings -5.5

Top 3 O/U Picks

#1 Atlanta Falcons/Washington Redskins OVER 50

#2 Baltimore Ravens/Kansas City Chiefs OVER 46.5

#3 Houston Texans/New York Jets OVER 41

How the fukk do you figure 3 losses you broke dikk fukk?

The software picked:

San Diego Chargers +3.5

Seattle Seahawks +3

Minnesota Vikings -5.5

That's 2 out of 3 winners ATS.

Manny please stick to tacos and burritos and leave the NFL to us Americans.

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you posted 6 plays...the totals went 0-2 so far. 2-1 from the sides and 0-2 from the totals = 2-3

[PhillyFlyers]

you posted 6 plays...the totals went 0-2 so far. 2-1 from the sides and 0-2 from the totals = 2-3

Yeah but I didn't play the O/U.

[manny24]

$400.

this fukkin clown paid 4 bills for 2 winners and 4 losers can't make this shit up...can't wait for this weeks plays...just when i thought pwad was the biggest jerkoff here flyers shows up with this whore shit.

[kfranz31]

unfortunately i dont think anyone could have predicted rg3 getting knocked out of the game...which i think th4e over would have come in......but i say play the side and tease the side with the overs...whic would have gone 5-6 but that was without rg3 which wiould have covered and a 6 team teaser pays 8=1 with ta ties win teaser card......... so lets see how it goes this week.........thanks philly hope this works for the long haul

[manny24]

proving himself to be a useless shit tooth kid starts more threads with no replies around here than i have ever seen...this flyers kid is a complete fukkin oyster.

[PhillyFlyers]

this fukkin clown paid 4 bills for 2 winners and 4 losers can't make this shit up...can't wait for this weeks plays...just when i thought pwad was the biggest jerkoff here flyers shows up with this whore shit.

$400 is twice as much as what the house you and your 40 relatives share is worth.

[PhillyFlyers]

proving himself to be a useless shit tooth kid starts more threads with no replies around here than i have ever seen...this flyers kid is a complete fukkin oyster.

Only oysters I've seen are the ones between my legs your sister was sucking on.

[PhillyFlyers]

Top NFL Plays For Week 6

Top 3 Picks ATS

#1 Atlanta Falcons -8.5

#2 Houston Texans -3.5

#3 Baltimore Ravens -3.5

Top 3 O/U Picks

#1 Philadelphia Eagles/Detroit Lions UNDER 47.5

#2 Pittsburgh Steelers/Tennessee Titans OVER 42.5

#3 Indianapolis Colts/New York Jets OVER 42.5