Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=26704649'>posted</a> on 01/13/2017:
High praises for the Mrs.
High praises for the Mrs.
Originally posted by Auto Donk
ALL kidding aside.... if she's thinkin' serious and you're thinkin' you still wanna bang others in your phone.... shoot straight with her and tell her you're not ready to settle down.....
lie to her and string her along, you're gonna fuk her over and lose her forever (and she will catch u if you're f'n around), and the if it turns out that she has/had the potential to have been the right one, you'll regret it for perhaps a lifetime......
best thing I ever did after my divorce was shoot straight.... if anything, they competed even more for the role of Ms. Donk knowing there were others in contention, and I got the very best they had to offer......
when I was ready to settle down, the present ms. donk and I cleared my facebook/phone together.....
now, post a photo of her, and the others, and I'll really give you a pinpoint precision answer....
and, for some kidding, here's a list of questions to ask before deciding:
1a. does she take it up the ass? 1b. more importantly, does she DEMAND that you give it to her up the ass every now and then?
2. does she love the taste of your jizz (and i don't mean tolerate it, i mean "scoop it out of herself and swallow it" type love)?
3a. is she bi? 3b. and if so, does she have sexy bi friends who want to bang you too? more importantly, is she going to sulk all day the day after you pull a threesome with her friend and 1. her friend is blowing up her phone thirty minutes after she left your loft asking her when "we can all get together again", and 2. the friend left enough scratches on your back that you damn near have to go to St. Joseph's Hospital's emergency room on the other side of downtown for medical care?
4a. has she ever banged any african-american pro-athletes? 4b. and if so, do you have enough kahk to compete with a certain offensive lineman for the miami dolphins so that you don't find yourself in the "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" situation?
5a. does she have obvious insecurities or jealousies toward other women you mention or those you see on t.v.? 5b. and, of course, more importantly, is she going to jump out of bed and turn off the "mood-enhancing" porno flick you popped into the dvr player because a Jessica Drake scene comes on, and you were stupid enough to mention one night in response to her question -- "have you ever been with anyone famous?" -- while you were on the "truth serum" known in the streets as "X," that you had been with a certain porn star, and had pulled a threesome with her and the little sister of a former ms. Texas you happened to date for a while?
6. has she ever kicked your 645ci front windshield out from the inside while doin' 80 mph on the SW Freeway due to another woman callin' you up while she was ridin' shotgun after you both got drunk as shit at her company's christmas party and you were stupid enough/drunk enough to answer the phone, saying "Hey babe!" ?
fuk, now that i've edited the "kiddin' questions," they're not so "kiddin'" after all........
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lie to her and string her along, you're gonna fuk her over and lose her forever (and she will catch u if you're f'n around), and the if it turns out that she has/had the potential to have been the right one, you'll regret it for perhaps a lifetime......
best thing I ever did after my divorce was shoot straight.... if anything, they competed even more for the role of Ms. Donk knowing there were others in contention, and I got the very best they had to offer......
when I was ready to settle down, the present ms. donk and I cleared my facebook/phone together.....
now, post a photo of her, and the others, and I'll really give you a pinpoint precision answer....
and, for some kidding, here's a list of questions to ask before deciding:
1a. does she take it up the ass? 1b. more importantly, does she DEMAND that you give it to her up the ass every now and then?
2. does she love the taste of your jizz (and i don't mean tolerate it, i mean "scoop it out of herself and swallow it" type love)?
3a. is she bi? 3b. and if so, does she have sexy bi friends who want to bang you too? more importantly, is she going to sulk all day the day after you pull a threesome with her friend and 1. her friend is blowing up her phone thirty minutes after she left your loft asking her when "we can all get together again", and 2. the friend left enough scratches on your back that you damn near have to go to St. Joseph's Hospital's emergency room on the other side of downtown for medical care?
4a. has she ever banged any african-american pro-athletes? 4b. and if so, do you have enough kahk to compete with a certain offensive lineman for the miami dolphins so that you don't find yourself in the "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" situation?
5a. does she have obvious insecurities or jealousies toward other women you mention or those you see on t.v.? 5b. and, of course, more importantly, is she going to jump out of bed and turn off the "mood-enhancing" porno flick you popped into the dvr player because a Jessica Drake scene comes on, and you were stupid enough to mention one night in response to her question -- "have you ever been with anyone famous?" -- while you were on the "truth serum" known in the streets as "X," that you had been with a certain porn star, and had pulled a threesome with her and the little sister of a former ms. Texas you happened to date for a while?
6. has she ever kicked your 645ci front windshield out from the inside while doin' 80 mph on the SW Freeway due to another woman callin' you up while she was ridin' shotgun after you both got drunk as shit at her company's christmas party and you were stupid enough/drunk enough to answer the phone, saying "Hey babe!" ?
fuk, now that i've edited the "kiddin' questions," they're not so "kiddin'" after all........
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