Originally posted on 05/28/2014:

1. Don't Pay For Sex
2. Tip any new waitress you meet at any table or slot or sports book huge the first round.
3. don't expect free drinks at a book unless you are spending $300 + when you are at the window.
4. Don't go to a penetrating buffet.. go to a nice place instead.
5. if you get to ****** up, call an IV service and you will be back on your feet within an hour.
6. go to the spearmint rhino. after you get your dances.. get a breakfast sandwich to go .
7. Don't talk on your phone or be on your phone at all when you are at the betting windows.
8. Bang some newly divorced Cougar. They are easy pickings at the Roulette and Three Card Poker Tables.
9. Don't waste your time playing poker unless you are alone. You didn't go to vegas to not hang with your friends / girl or not bang chicks.
10. Don't believe what any promoter of any night club tells you. NOTHING he says is true. I can't stress this enough.
11. Go to Inn and Out burger before getting on your flight home.
12. Don't waste your time going to the hoover damm or the grand canyon or any of that shit.. thats not why you are in vegas.
13. sports books in vegas are not like online.. so don't think you are going to bet Italy League B Soccer. Or team total points for the First Inning . They have the basics ..